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Author's Note: Thanks to all who reviewed! Sorry, I had this done AGES ago, but then I realized I forgot to upload it. Oops! R&R!
1. You can NOT get Alice to help you to make Emmett think he killed Bella next time he gives her a hug. Chances are even though he has the IQ of a child, he's going to hear her heartbeat.
2. You are NOT allowed to give out to Emmett and Rosalie or Jasper and Alice about their 'thoughts' during…certain…things they do while together. I you don't want to hear it, GET OUT. You will be doing that sort of stuff with Bella one day.
3. NO hunting with Rosalie, no matter what the circumstances. NEVER. No reasons needed.
4. You may NOT steal Alice's Ipod. Unless you want another piano destroyed - but if you are okay with your 'masterpiece maker' being reduced to splinters, go ahead! Feel free!
5. You are FORBIDDEN from buying a new house in the SAME TOWN just for yourself because 'Emmett and Alice are driving me crazy!'.
6. You are PROHIBITED from helping Bella cheat on tests - even if it was a surprise test she couldn't study for.
7. You are NOT allowed to read Carlisle or Esme's thoughts and shout. It makes us look like bad parents.
8. You will NOT keep secrets from Bella anymore. It has proven to always backfire and blow up in your face.
9. You are NOT allowed to subtly rub the fact that Charlie can't stop you from being with Bella in his face. It's MEAN and will eventually be your FATHER IN LAW.
10. You are FORBIDDEN from putting alcohol in the animals Alice, Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie drink. ESPECIALLY when you make snap decisions.
"Okay, these rules are unnecessary! I already promised Bella I wouldn't keep secrets from her. I already go to Bella's when Alice, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett are doing that kind of stuff! Number seven is YOUR fault. Even when Charlie is my father in law he will never see us again and I only did number six once -" Carlisle cut Edward off.
"We are not going to waste time listening to you rant on Edward. If you really consider these rules unnecessary we can make another list -"
"No, no it's fine! These rules are so necessary I would be running wild without them. I was actually going to go and lie to Bella right now! I am so grateful you made that rule now so my relationship can be centered around love and honesty."
"Go…" Esme sighed and watched as Edward ran out the door and sped off in the Volvo.
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