Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight for the last time!
Author's Note: thank you to Team Edward Rules All, Dark Angel 5120, D-Gray gal, guesswhoitsme, twihardgleek20 and Sister of the Light for your reviews! They mean a lot! This chapter is Quil's rules.
1. You are NOT allowed to force the pack to come to Claire's birthday parties. SOME guys don't like being made into princesses and princes having tea parties with Princess Claire.
2. You are not allowed to give out to Leah for swearing around Claire. You know she won't listen and will swear even more just to annoy you.
3. No more gambling. You lose too much money to Leah and Paul and when your grandfather complains, WHO 'lends' you money? Sam and Emily, whose bank account is almost EMPTY due to you and your moronic ways!
4. You are not allowed to volunteer to go on patrol with Jacob and Embry. Believe it or not, you are not on patrol when you are lying on Jacob's sofa DRUNK.
5. Unless you want to end up in an institution for the criminally INSANE, you are not allowed to dress up as Superwoman and save all of the 'innocent youth of Forks' from the 'evil torturers' when Embry dares you to. The students and teachers in Forks high school really did not appreciate it. They happen to be the students in Forks high school being taught by teachers.
6. You are not allowed to borrow Leah's clothes. Yes, this includes her bra. Remember this is for your own good. Leah will rip you to pieces if she finds you wearing her bra and shoving oranges into it…again.
7. NO PRANKING WITH LEAH. NO WAY.
8. You are not allowed to pay Jared or Paul to baby-sit Claire. You know why. Unless you want her mom to keep her away from you until she is eighteen, DON'T.
9. You are not allowed to sleep in Seth and Leah's place without telling them. Some reasons: Seth doesn't like his fridge empty, Leah doesn't like finding you half naked on her sofa/bed/counter (ESPECIALLY in her bed), Sue won't stop ranting on to your grandfather about it and Seth is creeped out by you using their shower.
10. Collin and Brady do not have to do an 'initiation' to the pack. This includes streaking across First Beach, cross-dressing and carrying you, Embry and Jacob everywhere on their shoulders.
"Damn, you two really love being party-poopers, don't you?" Quil moaned folding his arms and scowling.
"Yes, we do Quil." sighed Emily. Great, he's going to be whining for ages… she thought.
Quil took his phone out of his pocket.
"Quil, put that away. This is not the time to text." Sam groaned wanting to get this over with.
"Sorry. Just checking my calendar. I gotta say, you chose a great day to give me these rules." Quil said smiling too widely for his face.
"And why is that?" Emily asked, not truly caring.
"Today is…OPPOSITE DAY!" Quil cheered, jumping up and punching the air.
"OKAY GET OUT NOW!" Sam shouted clearly PMSing.
"Jeez, don't get your panties in a twist Sammy!" Quil laughed as sam threw him out.
Quil then went off to play mommies and daddies with his darling imprint, Claire.
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