10/27/2011
"Who's that?" asked John.
Sherlock studied her entire appearance in a brief instant. From that, he spoke aloud his many deductions.
"You're wearing clothes made six years ago and you haven't bothered to change in all that time? The way you seem slightly tired implies you've barely had them on for say, fourteen hours..? Obviously you've passed through a compressed time stream to get here, blasting up the age of your clothes whilst doing so. I'd say you've come from a different reality whilst doing so, the brand name of the clothes you're wearing doesn't exist at all, which means that you are obviously an ex associate or assistant of my old acquaintance, The Doctor."
"Most of that is right," said Roes, "but you gone one thing wrong."
Sherlock felt the tension in the air as Sally and Anderson were ready to mock him if the mistake was as big as they hoped.
"Which was..?" asked Sherlock, keeping his cool.
"I have had these clothes on for 14 hours, but the reason they look like they haven't been washed for six years is because I can't afford to buy clothes" she said. "I liek teh drugs you see."
Lestrade sat on the sofa feeling confused.
"If you're a druggy, then why did you just barge into a drugs bust at a complete strangers house?" he asked.
"This is a drugs bust?" she asked, looking very clueless and high, "I just came cos I heard there'd be drugz." She then fell over, for no known reason onto Mrs Hudson. It was in this moment that two sets of pills fell out of Mrs Hudson's top pocket and crashed onto the floor, allowing everyone to see.
"Mrs Hudson?" John was shocked by this revelation. "You… a junkie?" he couldn't believe it.
"I couldn't keep it a secret!" she moaned.
It was in this instant that a hooded figure revealed itself in the back of the flat, as it must have been invisible up until now. It took everyone in the room by surprise and knocked them out with a fighting stick. It then dragged several unconscious bodies out of the room and into the night, leaving behind only Lestrade, Donovan and the few faceless officers.