iInventedswagg: Lol, but Jade decorated it for her own personal use for when she wanted friends over. Her parents didn't really GIVE her the house, it was sort of forced by the fact they dislike her friends, and don't understand her.
Aww thanks guys, you stopped reviewing! If I put this up, will you review again? That's right people, it's MONDAY! Excited much? Oh yeah, I need you to remember, this IS Jade, so something's will be over the top, but I wanted it appropriate, so I can't do everything to Robbie that I want to :( Oh yea, and I tried to make this one long, so sorry for like nooo updates for a while.
Jade's POV, Monday
I run to my car, heading off to Tori's to pick her up. Slowly, I gulp, and knock on the Vega door. Of course, Trina answers. "What do you want?" "Tori." "TORI!" I cover my ears. "God, you screech like a banshee!" I shout. Tori, ready for school, walks to the door. "Your little friend insulted me!" Trina screeched. "My 'little friend'?" Tori put quotes around "little friend". I smiled. "YES! SHE CALLED ME A MONKEY!" Trina shrieked. "A banshee?" Tori asked. I nodded. She smiled, and together we strutted out to my convertible. "UGH!" Trina slammed the door. Tori smirked. "Impressive." I turned my head. "Your car." She clarifies. I grin. "Off to Cat's!" I say.
I know, POV was just Tori and Jade becoming ToriandJade. Not like, that, no. But this is just what happens from now until the next POV:
They get to Cat's house, it's larger than Tori expected, her parents barely say goodbye, and Cat points this out, and gets punched "playfully" in the shoulder. Cat runs upstairs, grabs a band aid to stop the bleeding, and then they leave. When they get to school, Robbie has no Rex, and is talking with Danny, the "popular kid", and Jade, Cat, and Tori's ex. "HEY DANNY-BOY!" Jade called. "Yeah Jade?" He looked at her hopefully like she'd take him back. "You suck." Jade said. "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Danny said, obviously hoping she would change her mind, or Tori/Cat would take him back. "She said 'YOU SUCK!" Tori repeated. "WHY?" Danny shouted back. It was Tori's turn. "OH REALLY DANNY? BY NOW THE NEWS HAS SPREAD THAT YOU ASKED ROBBIE TO ASK CAT OUT! ROBBIE, YOU ARE FULL OF S-"Jade shook her head. "CUSSES, ROBERT, YOU'RE FULL OF CUSSES!" Cat shouted. Beck wandered over. "HEY BECK, MY MAN!" Robbie shouted. Beck smiled at Jade. He kissed her, and then as he broke out, he grinned. "Did you hear something girls?" Cat shook her head, Jade said, "No.", and Tori shook her head. "OH, PWNED!" Shouted a voice. Andre broke through the crowd. A couple girls who were fawning over Robbie came with him. "No." He pushed them away. They shouted in protest. Jade and Beck linked arms and walked. Tori hugged Cat and they followed with Andre behind them shouting, "SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, ROBERT JOHN SHAPIRO!" Danny smirked. "WHAT CAN YOU DO HARRIS?" He taunted. "Oh, so, so, much Daniel." Andre said as the crowd broke up. Then, as Danny ran toward him, Andre simply walked away, not running, towards Sikowitz's class. "THAT'S RIGHT HARRIS, YOU RUN, COWARD!" Shouted Robbie. "YEP, BOY WHO STILL HAS A PUPPET WHEN HE'S 16!" Andre retorted. "18!" Robbie snapped. "OH REALLY, HOW CAN YOU TELL?" Andre came back. That was it, Robbie was done. Andre smirked and caught up with his friends.
At Sikowitz's class, Jade's POV: (Oh yeah, Sikowitz, being himself, doesn't know what has happened or the plan referred to.
Robbie storms in, in a huff. That's what he gets for messing with the Golden Trio. What, it was Tori's idea! "They give me visions, Mom!" Sikowitz shouts after an old lady. "That's your Mom?" Tori asks. "No." Sikowitz hits his head on his coconut. "Alright class! It's time for our opening- you're all mad English people!" He shouts. I nod. Tori smiles. Cat winks. "There's a cockroach in my brassiere!" Cat shouts. "Where's the tele?" Robbie shouts. "Whaaat?" I shout in a British accent. "WHERE'S THE TELE?" Robbie says, louder. "The jelly's in the fridge!" Tori shouts. "No, the TELE!" He shouts again. "Where's my Tardis?" Cat asks. "I thought you're a mad man in a box, but I was wrong." Tori shouts. "Remember this: I definitely am a mad man in a box." Cat smiles. "WHERE'S THE ****** TELE?" (Bad word) Shouts Robbie. Then he covers his mouth. "ROBBERT SHAPIRO TO THE OFFICE!" Shouts Sikowitz. "But-""NOW!" He screams. I smile. Cat nods, Beck winks. Step 2: let everyone know the plan discreetly. "Can we play the ABC game?" Cat asks excitedly. Sikowitz nods. "In fact, Cat, you can be the leader! Pick your group!" Says Sikowitz. "Yay! Jade, and Beck, and Tori, and… Andre!" She points everyone out. "Wise choices. AND- BEGIN!" Shouts Sikowitz. Beck mouths alphabetical order and I nod. "At last, my friends, hello!" "Be quiet Andre, listen to Cat." This was the class' cue to listen. "Correct! We are to begin at dawn of the riders." This was the secret phrase. "Dawn is often lonely." I said, urging the class toward our riddle's answer. "Except for my enemies." Tori smiles. 3 kids nod. "For better or worse, we rule over dawn." "Got to. But dawn better not forget that." 2 girls smile. "Horror for dawn." "I have scissors…" "Jade…" "Kk, got to relax Tor!" "Like my girlfriend would do that…" Beck pauses, then nods. 4 more people nodded. Only 5 more nods before Andre messes up. "My candy is yummy!" "Not cool to brag." I smile. 4 nods. "Only ½ hour Dawn." Last person nods. "Really? ½ hour?" Andre says, noticing. "Sorry Andre, you're out! Beck, P!" "Please continue." "Quaranimals!" "Sorry Cat, that's not a word. Jade, Q." "Quite cute." "Riiight." "So… girls…" "Talk to Tori." "Uhhh…" "Doesn't count Tori, Beck, V." "Very good." "Write me." "Xyhlophone!" "Yeah, Beck, good one." "What?" "Alright, Jade, A, last sentence." "Alright, Dawn is gone, but will arrive. The life you feel will be of value." Every student nods.
Confusing, I'm sorry, but this is their next class with a sub because I don't know their real teachers. Oh yeah, and I 3 Cat's line "Cusses, Robert, you're full of cusses!" Because she's too innocent to swear When she would swear, I imagine her saying "Oopsies!" Or something haha
Jade's POV (don't judge, it's fun ;D):
We walk into Music class and it's a sub. Hurray. My favorite class is ruined because my favorite teacher is out. Whatevs. Only Cat, Robbie, Beck, and I are in this class, Andre and Tori have- who am I kidding, I have no freakin' idea. Beck sits down and Robbie tries to sit next to him, but I see it and sit on Beck with my feet on the chair. "You don't scare me anymore Jade." Robbie says. "Aww, has the baby gwon up?" I ask in a baby voice. Then I cut to my voice. "Listen, this is my seat. You know why? Because in this class, everyone gets one seat. This is my one seat." I point to Beck. "And that's Beck's one seat. I am simply showing affection by sitting differently in my seat. Now go find another seat." He shakes his head, but Robbie walks away. The class responds by all the couples who were sitting in one seat following my lead, therefore taking all the seats. "What the heck?" Robbie asks. Cat walks in, and the couple next to us, my friend Kaya and her boyfriend, moves to allow Cat to sit next to me. I smile. "Thanks!" Cat bops. Robbie notices this and tries to go over to a popular couple to get them to mimic these actions. The guy shrugs. "You let the lady do what she wants." He motions Robbie closer. "It gets you in her pants faster." He says. Robbie moves away awkwardly as the girl nods, then blows a bubble. "Oooh, bubblegum! Can I have a piece Claire?" Cat says. I'm not surprised Cat knows a girl with something pink, but I am surprised, along with the rest of the class, when "Claire" tosses Cat a piece of Bubblegum and Cat catches it, unwraps it, and tosses it casually into her mouth. A couple boys clap, a couple girls smile, and Cat stands up and takes a bow. Robbie takes notice of this, but when he tries to get this seat, Kaya's boyfriend grabs him by his shirt. "What are you doing?" Robbie yells. "Oh ya know, just helping a friend take a bow." Kaya says, then pushes Robbie away. Kaya's my kind a girl. She wears black, hates pink, has a collection of scissors, her boyfriends Beck's friend, I could go on. But she's also one of Cat's friends. That alone amazes most of the class, but since I am too, it doesn't faze me.
Skipping some of the class, since it would bore you to have them warming up and stuff. Still Jade's POV (P.S. Do you like Kaya? I thought it would be a nice touch.):
"Alright!" The sub yells. "Your teacher's note says to have a few of you sing. He says you can sing in pairs. You, boy standing up, you wanna go first?" Robbie shakes his head. "Then sit yo but down!" The sub says. We all snicker. Robbie sits on the floor. More snickers. "Anyone? You all will have to do it at some point!" The sub yells. "I'll go." Claire says, popping her bubblegum. "Thank you! Now…" "Claire." "Claire, what do you want to sing, and do you want a partner?" "I'm gonna sing You Don't Know Me, and no." "Alright Claire, please begin." (Oh look, it's a comment placed awkwardly in the middle of text! This is a song I'm making up. Don't google it. Maybe eventually I'll put it on Youtube. Haha how weird that would be…)
"You always watch me
Walkin down the halls
Do you think I don't see
You follow me around
Well I might be pretty, yeah
I might be popular, yeeah
But you don't know me
I see you
Creepin round with your friends
I think you notice
But this stalking never ends
I'm not a girl
Who's a haughty rich daddy's girl
Or a pretty full of herself b****
I'm a normal giiirl
Well I might be pretty, yeah
I might be popular
But you don't know me
Do do you really love me
Are are you trying to hurt meee ooooh
(musicless and quiet)
Well I might be pretty, yeah
I might be popular, ooh
But you don't know me
(loud with music)
Yeaah you don't know meee!" She sang. Everybody clapped. "Anyone else?" The sub asked. Cat raised her hand. "OOH ME!" She shouted. The sub nodded. "Should I?" She whispered. "Go for it girl." I hear Kaya whisper back, Beck nods, and she gives me a secret hug before bouncing up. "I wrote this. And before you ask, yes, Jade and Kaya, get your buts up here." She laughed. We shake our heads, but obey. "This is called Hearts." (I'm baack! Miss me? No. Well I wrote this special for Cat's story ) Cat says. I nod. Kaya smiles, and grabs her guitar. 1,2,3. I say in my head. I nod, and Kaya begins to play Cat's intro.
Then, Cat's sultry singing voice kicks in, which makes the boys listen. I shake my head; because that's the only reason she uses this voice.
"I was a lonely girl
Making myself seem happy
I had good friends
But one seemed to avoid me
One day you took me in
Told me I was beautiful
I told you you were too- from within
Then you took something of mine
Oh guess what you took
You took my heeeart, (I'll put Jade in bold,kaya in italics, jade and kaya and cat in bold italics for this song)
Ooh
Yeah you took it, smashed it good
Smashed it good
Did you think I'd let you get away with itttt
Don't look back and fake it
No, don't look back
And act like you did nothing wrong
Cause you did
You did
You diiid, oh yeah
And now, this where you want it to end
Just forget
Ever being my friend
Or something more
Yeaaah OR SOMETHING MOOORE
(sort of a rap)
But I had good friends
Do you want a meet 'em?
Oh I forgot, you already know 'em
But guess what even though you're backed up with force
I got more
(back to song!)
Then you took something of mine
Oh guess what you took
You took my heeeart,
Ooh
Yeah you took it, smashed it good
Smashed it good
Did you think I'd let you get away with itttt
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
(round now! Cat in reagular writing, jade in bold, and kaya in italics)
Then you took something of mine
Then you took something of mine (Oh guess what you took)
Then you took something of mine (You took my heart) (Oh guess what you took)
Ooh (You took my heart) (Oh guess what you took)
Yeah you took it, smashed it good (Ooh) (You took my heart)
Smashed it good (Yeah you took it, smashed it good) (Ooh)
Did you think I'd let you get away with itttt (Smashed it good) (Yeah you took it, smashed it good)
(Did you think I'd let you get away with itttt) (Smashed it good)
(Did you think I'd let you get away with itttt)
(now normal again, ahhh was the round confusing?)
Yeah, there's something you must know
Yeah next time you take a girl out, don't break her heart like you did miii hii hiine
Yeah don't break it
Oh no
No don't break it
(Quiet)
Not like you did mine."
Everyone was silent for a second. Then, Cat breathed, and everyone except Robbie gave her a standing ovation. She burst out into happy tears and jumped up and down, before hugging me and Kaya. The three of us went and sat down to thunderous applause. Cat stood up one more time, took a bow, and turned to Robbie and said, "Not taking my seat now are ya sweetie?" Everyone ( minus Robbie, duh) laughed, we hugged, and Robbie stormed out of the room. "Whoo!" Claire tossed Cat a piece of Bubblegum. After she caught it, Cat smirked. "Mmm, Bubblicious!" Beck laughed, and kissed her head. "You're precious." He said. Cat smiled. "I know!" I laughed, the bell rang, and Kaya and her boyfriend linked arms and followed Cat, Beck, and I to lunch.