A/N: If any of the OC's want to write a chapter/scene, please feel free to ask ^.^ I don't bite… mostly… lolz Anyway, I'm currently on the bus going to Austin, TX for the tournament, so if something I write doesn't make sense, please tell me. Thanks!

OC's so far:

Ria-The Ninja of Time (Cina Klien, 17, a non-official ninja from Kumogakure (hidden cloud)) wants Tobi/Madara

Iwant2beAcookie (Koukyo Houtai, 25, a jounin from Takigakure (hidden waterfall)) wants Kakuzu

JB ChicK (Meme Yamasaki, 17, a chunin from Konohagakure (hidden leaf)) wants Deidara

Luna's moon1100 (Shouki Hisan, 21, a jounin from Kusagakure (hidden grass)) wants Hidan (possibly Kanari's older sister?)

Vampqueen27 (Aero Mikuzaki, 20, an ANBU captain from Moyagakure (hidden haze (yes, it exists)) wants Itachi

ShiroKoneko82 (Kanari Hisan, 18, an ANBU from Kirigakure (hidden mist)) wants Hidan (possibly Shouki's younger sister?)

Sealed in the Sea (Yuzuki Asai, 20, a hunter nin from Getsugakure (hidden moon)) wants Kisame

PaInTiNg-ThE-aPocAlYpCe (me) (Amaya Hayashi, 15, a jounin from Konohagakure (hidden leaf)) wants Sasori

I still need someone for Zetsu!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from Naruto, nor do I plan to buy them… It'd be cool if I did, though… Please R&R!

Where to Travel To

After Pein dismissed everyone, the members filed out of the meeting room and went back to the living areas to ask each other where they planned to go to find their mates.

In the living room…

"Where are you going to go, Danna, un?" Deidara asked, hoping to get on better terms with Sasori after their most recent fight on who's art was better.

"No idea. Probably not Suna, though. They'd recognize me there right away by my chakra. Maybe Konoha…?"

"I might go to Kumo… I heard the Hidden Cloud Village has some nice art, yeah," Deidara said thoughtfully.

"DEIDARA SEMPAI! IF YOU ARE GOING TO KUMOGAKURE, THEN SO WILL TOBI! TOBI'S A GOOD BOYYYYY!" Tobi yelled while running over to give his "sempai" one of his famous hug-of-deaths. Unfortunately for Tobi, Deidara already had pre-made explosives waiting for him. As Tobi was hurled into the sky, Deidara scoffed to no one in particular,

"If that idiot, Tobi, is going to Kumogakure, then I'll go to Konoha with Sasori, instead. I even prefer arguing about art to a few days with that baka." That being said, Sasori remembered the argument he and Deidara were having before they were interrupted by Pein's meeting.

"Art is eternal," Sasori said.

"No way, un! Art is a bang, hmph!" Deidara argued. And so the war of the artists began.

In the kitchen…

"Where do you think you'll go, Itachi?" Kisame asked, smirking.

"Considering most people have heard of me and my foolish little brother, I'm going to go to Moyagakure." Itachi responded stoically.

"Where the hell is that?" Hidan demanded.

"The Village Hidden in the Haze." Kakuzu answered for Itachi.

"Whatever. I'm thinking of going to Kiri… Or maybe Kusa… Meh, I'll fucking decide where the hell to go later." Hidan groaned, "Jashin is going to kill me! I'm not fucking supposed to get laid. DAMN IT!" Kakuzu smacked Hidan on the back of the head with his hardcover bounty book, causing Hidan to fall face-first onto the tiled floor.

"Shut up. You're giving me a headache," Kakuzu said stoically. Ignoring Hidan's loud cussing, he turned back to Itachi and Kisame.

"I'm going to Shibuki. But I doubt I'll find anyone there," Kakuzu frowned.

"I've got the same problem, man. I'm going to try Getsugakure, though," Kisame grinned, showing off his abnormally sharp teeth.

"I've never been to the Village Hidden under the Moon, but I've heard that they have some people that may make my bounty book someday…" Kakuzu said thoughtfully. Finally, Hidan's cussing got to him, and Kakuzu beheaded him to try to get him to be quiet.

In the backyard garden…

ZETSU! xD

(A/N: white half black half)

"Where should we go?"

"I don't care as long as we get some."

"You're so perverted."

"Is that a problem?"

"I bet we won't be able to find anyone, though. We're hideous."

"Rape is an option…"

"NO WAY! I want to actually like the girl this time!"

"Fine. But if your way doesn't work, we go with my way again."

"Hmmm… Deal. We should be packing…"

"Packing what, exactly? We don't own much."

"That's true…"

"When is Pein making us leave?"

"Early."

"Damn it."