Chapter 9
The Explanation
"So, first things first, and that is how me, Lupin and Sirius ended up here! Us three are all secretly friends when we are not around Harry. So ,one day we were walking along the road and we saw the pigpen! Snape, being as childish as he is, used his wand to send the pig flying up in the air and get abducted by Tony the alien! So there we were, laughing our heads off, until suddenly Smatella, the smurf queen, walked by and saw the pig suspended in the air. Without a doubt, she turned us into pigs and never looked at us in the eye again!"
"So it turned out that me, Lupin and Snape were the only English people there and then if things couldn't any worse, Kiichiro Osoreda (the bus jacker in death note) decided to walk by with a revolver in his hand! Thankfully he wasn't interested pigs and just walked away singing "Tra la la ala la!" Ignorer the bus jacker us three were really scared and various questions like "Will we survive?" or "Will we stay in this form forever?" popped into our head."
"Anyway we were thinking all these questions until suddenly you pop out from the sky and fall at our knees! Anyway, all this happened two months ago and now you wake up and presently we are explaining what happened in these 2 months! Also, we thought you might want to know the fact that you are the chosen one, not Harry Potter." ended Lupin.
"Uhhhh . . . Can you repeat please!" queried Ron.
"No!" answered Snape, "You'll learn as we go along in life. Now to explain our plan about avoiding getting picked by Dumbledore! What we have to do is make sure that we are not isolated and are in a group of large pigs. Also we have to speak as much as possible as every time we speak it sounds like an "Oink" to a human but everytime we "Oink" it sounds like hello in human language! Now the reason we have to speak a lot is because Dumbledore hates noise and he'll avoid anything that makes a lot of noise."
" But there is a way this plan can be flawed," explained Lupin " Normally Dumbledore comes with two select students, normally they are the smartest in the first and last year. Now if Dumbledore thinks we are perfect for eating , even if we make the most noise out of all the pigpen, He would ask one of the select students to pick us up, gag us, and give it to the house elf with a cart!"
"Also ,to add with the conversation," said Sirrius with a frown on his face "if Dumbledore thinks wee absolutely perfect for eating and must be eaten fresh, he would gag us and take us to the bathhouse to be killed and eaten by the staff , select students and himself! If we do get eaten instantly we are under extreme surveillance so there is no escaping. If you do get picked, and every year at least five pigs have that fate, it is almost like walking to the guillotine!"
"I," said Ron "have a couple of questions to ask you! First of all, how do you guys know all this stuff?"
"I can speak Spanish and I asked one of the Spanish pigs all these questions, also Smatella once explained all of this at night when she thought I was asleep."
"Secondly, where and what do we eat and where do we sleep?"
"We eat at a little corner in the bathhouse and we sleep and go to toilet where we are standing presently!"