Chapter 10

The No-Faced Monster REVEALED

Yakama was skipping down the corridor toward Yatilda's quarters.* skip-pety skip-ety skip* went Yakama without a care in the world. Suddenly as Yakama was skipping he skipped in a door. He realised that he looked like a complete idiot and several people were staring at him silently. Yakama's face turned into a tomato and she sprinted to Yatilda like she was never outside her quarter's doors!

"Hello Yakama! It's a pleasure to see you today. I'm sorry no one else is here to meet you but . . . I kinda scared them off!" said . . . the no-faced monster!

"!" said Yakama edging towards the door . . . But the monster had beat him to it and he fell in the monsters slimey trail!

"Wh-h-h-h-ooo-oo ar-ar-aa-a-a-re y-o-ou?" stammered Yakama.

"Please child! Do not be scared! Stand up and let me reveal to you who I really am!"

Yakama stood up and bottled up his fear. The monster took off its first mask. It was Harrys

mother. The monster took off its second mask. It was Harrys Dad. The monster took off its third mask. It was Hagrid. The monster took off its fourth and final mask ( which would probably reveal its true identity) . It was . . . Ron!

"Harry!" said Ron in his high tone of voice.

"Ron!" replied Harry, "What did Smatella do to you?"

"You'll see!" said Ron removing . . . Harrys Mums, Dads and Hagrids face ?

It turned out that the three inanimate people were actually . . . Lupin, Snape and Sirrius!

"Ron! Couldn't you have hurried up that really brief speech up a bit. How I do hate being stuck in those masks with those two blithering brain-dead buffoons!" said Snape with a large scowl on his face.

"And that's how the chicken came first!" said Sirrius.

"No, that's how evolution works?"

"No , the chicken came first!"

"No Evolution came first!"

"CHICKEN!"

"EVOLUTION"

"CHICKEN"
"EVOLUTION"

"CHIC-"

"SHUT UP YOU BLITHERING BUFFOONS!" exploded Snape.

And with that everyone fell silent for 5 minutes.

"So Harry," said Ron, "I'm guessing you're thinking how we ended up here?"

"Well actually, I'm not. But carry on!" said Harry.

"Well it all started with . . ."

~~~20 minutes later~~~

"So when those three were explaining what happened every day as a routine, some pretty lady walked by. We didn't catch her name but instead we continued talking. She noticed us and ran towards us. We were petrified but we then realised that she meant no harm to us.

Instead she put all of us in a wheelbarrow and made us wear a costume. She then chanted a spell and she died herself. I then realised her name was "Yatilda".Then you walked in and I started speaking words, I dint even know the meaning of."

"Wow!" said Yakama (but let's call him Harry for the moment),"I didn't realise you went through so much to get here. But now that you're here what do you say we escape?I mean, well let's face it, I'm sure we all don't want to be stuck here forever!"

"Harry?" said Ron, "Didn't the boilerman say anything about "buying a train ticket" before?

"He did aswell!" said Harry, "But he also said they are VERY expensive. Also we're going to need 5!

*thud Thud THUD*

"Someone's coming Harry!" said Ron. "Harry, you're known around here! You stay and do the talking! The rest of you . . . HIDE FOR YOUR LIVES!"

As quick as light Ron and co. were practically gone . . . and it was a good thing as those footsteps were Smatellas!

"Harry!" said Smatella. "Just the person I wanted to see!"