A/N: Sorry it took so long… My parents took my laptop away and I've been helping my friend write their own manga series. Anyway, I now also have someone for Kabuto ^.^ Yay!

This chapter may contain the ideas and effort of Luna's moon1100. Enjoy!

Kusagakure & Kirigakure: Hidan's Bad Luck Part 1

Tobi/Madara's POV:

When we got back to the base, Cina woke up.

"Please stay here, Cina. Tobi needs to talk to Leader-sama."

"Alright!" She smiled happily. I then went to go to talk to Pein about a new idea I had thought of to test the girls each member had brought back.

Cina's POV:

I was hyper and didn't like the idea of staying calmly in one place at all. So, ignoring Tobi's orders, I left the room I was in and went to go explore. After walking for a couple of minutes, I came to a long hallway with different colored doors. I did eeny-meeny-miney-moe to decide which room to explore first and ended up pointing to a lilac door.

I opened the door and entered the room. It was dark, smelly, and there was someone sleeping in the bed… So I did the natural thing anyone would do. I turned on all of the lights and started shaking the sleeping person violently.

Hidan's POV:

I was having a normal dream about sacrificing someone when Jashin appeared to me in my dream. I bowed and kissed my rosary until he commanded me to rise. He then told me of two girls from Kusa and Kiri that he deemed worthy of becoming mine and wanted me to find. Even though I wondered why he wanted me to find two, I didn't question him. His rule is absolute and I wasn't about to challenge his authority.

Just as I was about to thank him and promise to sacrifice a couple hundred people for him, some fucking idiot with a death wish decided to turn on all of my lights and shake me awake.

I woke up and glared daggers at the person who had disturbed my sleep. She looked small and reminded me of Tobi which made my desire to kill her even stronger.

"YOU STUPID BITCH! I WILL SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN AND MAKE SURE YOUR DEATH IS SLOW AND EXTREMELY PAINFUL, GOD DAMNIT!" I yelled, jumping out of bed and reaching for my scythe. Her facial expression slowly went from mildly cute to what Itachi/Kakuzu look like when they get mad. Of course, that didn't stop me from giving her the finger and swinging my scythe at her.

Out of nowhere, the puny little delicate-looking girl grabbed my scythe in mid-swing. I tried to move it, but she had a death grip on it. This irritated me even further and I let go of the scythe to stab her with a kunai.

"You really piss me off," she said in a deadly calm voice, staring icily at me through strands of hair that had fallen in front of her face.

She managed to grab my arm before I stabbed her, twist it in a painful way behind my back and flip me onto my back before I could react. Who the hell brought this chick into the lair?

My day instantly got worse when Tobi skipped into my room and accidently dropped a bottle of… perfume (?), making my entire room smell like flowers. Oh HELL no. I jumped up and started to yell at Tobi, who repeatedly apologized and claimed it was a mistake.

Then the little bitch punched me through the wall that separated my room from Kakuzu's and my virgin mind was scarred for life. Kakuzu had just finished taking a shower (a habit he had when he came back from missions) and hadn't put any clothes on yet. Not even a towel. I was so screwed.

A few moments later…

I was still swearing as Konan sewed my final body part into place. It was now well past lunch time and I was covered in blood. I only had until dinner time to find the girls and bring them back to the base because stupid leader just had to schedule a meeting after dinner. And there was no fucking way that I was missing dinner… Not after what happened last time…