A/N: Hey everyone! Luna's moon1100 had an amazing idea for his story. After this chapter, the next couple of chapters will be sort of like a flashback/back story for each of the OC's so that the reader knows more about them. So, for anyone who wants one, please either write one and send it to me or tell me what you want in your back story so I can write it. Thanks! And also, HAPPY (very late… sorry) BIRHDAY ShiroKoneko82!

Also, if anyone wants a one-shot with any character from any manga/anime (yeah, I'll even look them up if I have to), just ask :3

I do not own Naruto….

Kusagakure & Kirigakure: Hidan's Bad Luck Part 2

Hidan's POV:

After all of my body parts were sewn back into place (damn you Kakuzu), I set off to Kusa… very quickly… I definitely DID NOT want to be late for dinner… 'shudders remembering past events.'

When I got there, I was immediately attacked by ANBU and was also chased up and down the streets by angry mobs… Don't ask… (Kakuzu: the idiot forgot to hide his cloak) -.-' Anyway, long story short: I found the bitch I was looking for, threw her over my shoulder kicking and screaming, and hauled my ass away from he psycho mob that was chasing me with knifes and other pointy objects.

The run (yes, I ran because the sun was starting to get lower and lower in the sky) to Kiri wasn't fun at all. The bitch (who I learned was named Shouki) had a shit load of chakra and knew where to kick (ouch… x[ ). Needless to say, I was tired, sore, and in a pretty shitty mood when I got to Kiri. I wanted to get the stupid mission over with.

However, luck was definitely against and laughing at me today. Long story short: the two bitches I was sent to retrieve were sisters, the younger one (I learned her name was Kanari) turned into some kind of demon thing (one scary kekkei genkai), I beat both of them bloody, the older one apologized about a million times to the younger one for Jashin knows what, the younger one didn't want to hear whatever the hell the older one was saying, and they both passed out.

By that time, I had about an hour to get to the base and I was dead tired, bleeding like hell, and DID NOT want to have any contact with anyone else for the rest of the day. Too bad today was my unlucky day. After I threw the barely-functional sisters over my shoulders, I got chased out of Kiri by yet another angry mob with sharp pointy objects.

Today just wasn't my day. I got to the base exactly 13 minutes after Pein called us in for dinner. I got punished severely. By that bastard Itachi. Fuck my life.