A/N: Denmark: Hej, This letter is to Tyler(You know who you are). The authoress was tired of typing(She's just lazy) and told me to tell you that she doesn't own the awesomeness that is Hetalia. This is the King of Northern Europe signing off.

Yo Tyler,

'Sup dude. As your friend, I'm ordering you to come hang out with me on Saturday. I've decided that we need to hang out. Its been a while since we just had fun.

My brothers are totally boring me, even though I am King. But, I got a new ax. When you come over we should totally destroy some stuff.

You better write back or I will find you.

Denmark,

The KINGdom of

I apologize for the extreme shortness of this letter, but Denmark is hard to write.