A being rises from the ground and it… looks like Sasuke… the burning boy. Fire circles around him and he moves his lips… but no sound is getting uttered. Naruto stands up in disbelief and shakes his head in denial. Madara declares as he laughs out loud, "I now present you my ultimate weapon! DARK SASUKE!" D. Sasuke opens his eyes and there lies black flames. The fire circling around turns into black and then it swallows every one of them. Naruto yells with tears flowing from his eyes as he reaches out, "SASUKE!"

The black flames devour the whole place, sparing nothing… from their very images to the tears dripping from Naruto's face. Those sapphire orbs have hold the very sorrow and pain Naruto has… trying to reach out for Sasuke that he also wants to save. Things could have been too late now… there's no one else to help them… but themselves.

Blink…

They all wake up in the floor of Naruto's room… everyone so sure that they are supposed to be all dead from D. Sasuke's black flames. Naruto sits up… tears drying up in his cheeks. Sai gets up as well and says, "Sasuke plans to do this… the very moment he didn't get to kill Hinata. He has got no choice."

"We could have tried to fight Madara… before resorting to something… so stupid like that." Naruto cries some more, bowing his head and pounding his fists at the floor. Sakura keeps quiet… she has lost Ino and she doesn't even have someone to lean on anymore. Karin bows her head… getting depressed for not getting useful in the fight earlier. Sai then gazes at Hinata… as she starts to groan. They all look at her, except for Naruto who is too stunned to hear her, and she sits up… to look around, "What happened? I can't remember everything that happened."

"Dark Sasuke is awake… do you know of something to stop him?" Sai asks and Hinata gasps, "No, Dark Sasuke… is awake…" She then looks at Naruto… his very face confirms the fact. She drops her head and apologizes to everyone, "I'm so sorry. If only I didn't let Dark Hinata rise… things won't be like this."

"Things will still be the same, Hinata." They all twitch at a familiar voice and they fling their heads to see… "Izuna!" Sakura growls, greatly displacing her anger to the younger brother, "What are you doing here! Are you here to finish us off!" Izuna shakes his head and Karin holds both of Sakura's shoulders to calm her down. Izuna continues explaining, "Fear not, Miss Sakura. I have even saved you from the explosion in the last second. Back to Hinata, don't blame yourself. Whether Dark Hinata did or did not awaken, as long the seal of Dark Sai is available for Brother to open, things will be like this. He never tried to awaken Dark Sai, all he wanted is Dark Sasuke himself."

"So whatever happens…" Naruto finally speaks… as he slowly looks at Izuna with those swollen eyes, "We won't be able to stop him from… from getting Sasuke?" Hinata drops her head again and Sai looks away from his view at Naruto's face. Karin involuntarily squeezes the pinky's shoulders as Sakura bits her lower lip… remembering the little favor Sasuke has asked her. Izuna walks to Naruto and kneels down, "We can still take him back, Naruto. But are you willing to risk it?"

Dreamcatcher Nights

Rei Haruno –Sakura no Imooto-

Night 10: Izuna's Little Betrayal

'I have decided to walk my own path… crossing yours and leading you to righteousness…'

"Take him back!" Naruto shoots up and grabs Izuna's collar, "How!" Everyone gets attentive to Izuna's next words… excluding Sakura who feels a little down. Izuna smiles cutely, "Just like how you can reverse things, we have to find the real cause of Sasuke's pain. If we manage to find it, there may be a way for us to get through Dark Sasuke. But that's the only thing we can lean on. If that doesn't work…"

"It's better than having nothing!" Naruto tugs on Izuna's collar again. And then younger brother looks at Sakura, "Normally, it takes Dark Sai hours to devour a soul given to him during that ritual. But since Dark Sasuke ate him first… your friends are still safe within the innermost circle of Sai's realm. Sasuke can get down there so we can fetch them up after this."

"R-Really?" Sakura gapes her mouth open in disbelief. Karin frowns and then she says, "And how are we supposed to know the real cause of Sasuke's pain?" Izuna smiles again and his hands cup at Naruto's neck. The blond twitches and Izuna answers, "It's easy, Karin. I'll be taking you somewhere… but I'll need Dark Naruto's memories for this little stunt." He looks at Naruto… who's been frowning at him, "Well, I taught Sasuke how to transport someone back to past. If you're a little satisfied with what he has done before, I can do it better."

"You know, you do act like your brother somehow. But seriously… what are you trying to do, Izuna?" Naruto hisses at him and the brother displays a childish happy face… then kisses him. Everyone gets surprised and then everything turns into a black void… "Your way of borrowing memories, huh."

—DREAMCATCHER NIGHTS—

"Naruto, sorry about the method… but that's the only way I guess. Don't worry about your friends, they are all here with me. Just do what you need to do… I'm sure Dark Naruto knows what exactly you have to do. Good luck, Naruto."

…

"Oi, Naruto!" A paper plane hits Naruto's face and he abruptly gets it upon the crash. His head starts to hurt and he looks around. It looks like an office… and he flings at where the table is. There lies Madara who has his face shoved at the table and his hands are playing with some files, turning each page into paper planes… and making them fly towards Naruto's face, "Oi, Naruto. How long are you planning to make me wait? Go and make yourself useful." Naruto cocks his head to the side… quite puzzled by the task he has to do.

"Make coffee, Naruto." Naruto stands up and leaves the room. He closes the door behind him and he looks around. The place seems to be a little 'younger' than when Sasuke has transported him. Then his legs start walking as he hears D. Naruto says, "Okay, observe from there, Naruto. I guess you cannot speak since this is the past. Naruto Uzumaki… let me, Naruto Karakuri, your past life, lead you... just for now. You do things later."

It is quite puzzling for Naruto to see Madara in such a mood. Everything seems to be normal and fine… no ghost things flying around. Maybe it's because this is UM MedCenter… more than seventy years ago. (Naruto's not even sure if it has the same name before.) The regular routine seems to be quite weird for Naruto… making coffee almost every three hours, collecting report files from heads, cleaning Madara's office every time possible, fixing paper planes, waking up Madara almost every time Naruto gets back at the office…

He even sees Izuna in a wheelchair and he always in his brother's office. Naruto's mind has been so silent that he can't even hear his own thoughts. And then the 999 code catches everyone off guard… even making Madara violently fidget from his still position. The doctors and nurses rush to the ER and Naruto finds the victim even before he gets inside the restricted room. Raven hair… porcelain skin… "Sasuke." Naruto is finally able to say something…

But there is something else to think about. He has seen Sasuke covered in stabs and it is quite impossible for a… ten-year-old kid to survive something like that. He is left stunned before the doors that closed after the patient has been taken in… "Sasuke…"

—DREAMCATCHER NIGHTS—

"Oi, Naruto."

"Ah. Coffee again, Dr. Uchiha?" Naruto says… trying to keep up the respect D. Naruto emphasizes a while ago. Madara sighs and straightens, but latterly places his chin on his fist with his elbow at the desk, "You seemed to be disturbed by that new patient? Want me to assign you to nurse him? You haven't done your pledged job ever since you became my assistant."

"…" Naruto gets a little stunned, 'So I AM his assistant. But why does he try to kill me? Is it somehow connected to Sasuke's pain?' Naruto just nods and Madara starts to find something beneath the piles of files. He opens the folder and reads the pages through… then he suddenly calls Naruto's attention, "Oi, Naruto. I want you to go to the Head Nurse first… tell her to approve this file for me." He then closes the folder and Naruto takes it. The blond then slowly walks towards the door and then he latterly flings at the Head Doctor. Madara, catching his sudden gaze, asks the nurse, "Hm?"

Naruto stares at him… taking note of everything that is different from what he remembers Madara to be. Those non-murderous eyes, those lips that do not seem to smirk every time and that innocent aura enveloping the person… things that do not seem to be his. The blond then faces his… with a small smile, "Dr. Uchiha, is there something that can erase your innocence… right now?"

Madara frowns at him… hearing a weird question for Naruto to ask. He then stops staring and lays back at the soft back supporter of the upholstered seat, "Ask another question and I will be kicking you out of this room, Naruto." Naruto then turns to the door to get out the room. He closes it behind him and he bites his lower lip, 'Everything seems to be… not fine. I don't feel good. That Madara seems to be so fraud… or maybe because… he's not dead yet.'

—DREAMCATCHER NIGHTS—

Naruto delivers the file to the person concerned and he is instructed to wait for it in three hours. Instead of sitting stupid inside the office, he takes the free time to roam around… doing the reason why he has been transported back to the past. He passes through the ICU… and goes back as he sees Sasuke resting at the distant. Naruto gazes at the overlooking glass as he presses his palms against the breakable transparent thing, 'Sasuke…'

"Anou, you shouldn't really do that, Naruto." Naruto twitches at the speaker and sees a familiar face… he cannot seem to remember where he has seen her. She cocks her head to the side and asks, "Is there something on my face, Naruto?" Naruto shakes his head hesitantly and brings his hands down. She then gazes at patient inside, "Do you know him?"

"…" Naruto looks back at Sasuke… hesitantly telling her an answer. Then the female nurse gets near him, gently bumping him with her hips, "Hey. Anou…" Naruto looks at her and she whispers at his ear, placing her lips near the sensitive part, "Have you heard about the Central Hospital's threats? The one that concerns East Konoha's Medical Center?" Naruto twitches and his eyes move to the side to see her as she continues, "I guess you haven't… since you are always inside Dr. Uchiha's office. Central Hospital will try to close down this hospital… and now, almost everyone will be leaving. But of course, there are some who will stay behind."

"Does… Dr. Uchiha knows about that?" Naruto asks and the woman shrugs, "He does… but he's not doing anything about it. But as far as I'm concerned, I will be leaving the moment my patients can leave the hospital." Naruto looks at her and she says with a sigh, "East Med's going to go through one hell of jungle right now." She then twitches, "Hey, makes sense! It is Monkey this year!"

"Monkey?" Naruto echoes and she looks at Naruto with cluelessness, "Yeah, Monkey. 1932 is Monkey. Don't you know that?" Naruto twitches with an utter shriek, 'What! 1932? Eight years earlier than when Sasuke has transported me here! No wonder things are different than before… I mean, the first trip.' Naruto flings to the side opposite the girl and then frowns at the floor, 'Maybe the ghost curse is not even here by this time. And if Sasuke's still human… that means I can still save him!' Naruto gives a determined look and balls his fist tightly.

"Anou, Naruto." The woman bows down as soon as Naruto looks at her, "I have to go now. I have a little girl to attend to. And yes, please keep in mind." She whispers again at Naruto's ears, "Be careful around Dr. Uchiha… you wouldn't know what may happen." Naruto twitches and watches her leave him… 'What does she mean by that?'

—DREAMCATCHER NIGHTS—

Naruto has come back to the Head Nurse's office to claim the to-be signed files. He exits the place and sees a familiar innocent face at the hallway… looking around as if lost. He grins widely and jogs to him, "Izuna-bro! Forgot the way again?" Izuna looks at him and smiles as he scratches his head, "Uhh, a little. I just found someone sneaking around… I decided to follow him. I end up in a hallway I don't even know…"

"Don't worry, Izuna-bro… I'll take you to Dr. Uchiha." Izuna bows his thank you and apology and then he takes the folder so Naruto can roll the wheelchair all the way to Madara's office. Izuna opens the folder… seeing that it's not sealed or whatsoever. He reads through the files… "Naruto… have you attended to the patient at the ICU just now?"

"Huh?" Naruto looks down at him… watching him turn the pages of the folder. Izuna lifts his face to see Naruto, "It states here that Naruto Karakuri is in charge of him until he gets better… defined as able to walk and eat normally." Naruto freezes… and suddenly picks up the pace, making Izuna hold on his chair tighter than needed, "Ah, I didn't see that coming. I should be by his side right now."

"C-Careful, Naruto." Izuna smiles… but it starts to twitch when Naruto gets faster. The nurses they pass by start to warn Naruto about his speed. They have reached the office and Madara looks at Naruto with wonder, seeing Izuna's face stricken with tense and relief, "Did something happen?" Izuna moves the wheels and goes to Madara, "N-Nothing really, Brother. Uh, thank you, Naruto…"

"Dr. Uchiha, you didn't tell me, you're—" Naruto speaks but Madara interrupts him as he places his chin at his balled fist with elbows planted on the table, "Oh yes, I did. You are just stupefied by the condition of that boy…" Izuna gives him the folder and Madara reads through it, talking to Naruto without looking at the blond, "What are you waiting for? Tend to the patient, you idiot."

"Ah-I will…" Naruto leaves the room and he walks towards the ICU where Sasuke is. 'If I can save him now… that would save him from the curse and he wouldn't go through everything he has undergone! I have to!' Naruto runs faster and then he bumps a guy at the corridor with a thud and a click. The guy apologizes and Naruto does the same as well… but the blond runs towards the ICU in a hurry, ignoring the little collision.

—DREAMCATCHER NIGHTS—

Naruto is sitting at the seat beside the patient bed… the patient has been moved to a long-term room at the seventh floor of the hospital. Sasuke is getting stable and Naruto is happy about it. His hand is playing with Sasuke's raven tuft and is holding the boy's hand with his free hand. And then a nurse calls him from the door, "Naruto." He turns and sees the nurse earlier… beckoning him to come. Naruto glances at Sasuke to whisper an 'I'll be back' and goes with the female nurse.

"Naruto, can you help me with Hinata? She doesn't sleep anymore… well, again." She drops her head and they go inside a room. There sits Hinata, a ten-year-old Hinata, above the bed… her little body racking in a knee-chest position with her eyes bloodshot from not blinking and her cheek covered with dried tears. The very picture breaks Naruto… 'Even Hinata is here… I have to save the both of them…' Naruto goes near Hinata and places a hand at her head, 'I can stop their souls from getting tortured any further…'

"Hello, Hinata." Naruto starts with a warm smile as the female nurse gets near, "Do you want something?" She gives no response and Naruto sits before Hinata and lowering his head to get a good view of Hinata's red eyes, "Are you waiting for somebody?" The female nurse tugs him and Hinata then stops moving, "I dropped it… my father's going to kill me. He's coming…" Tears flow from her eyes as she repeats, "He's coming…"

"No, he's not." Naruto holds Hinata's small shoulders and makes her look at him, "Your father is… stuck in the place where he really belongs. And he's not coming back for good. So stop crying now…" She stares at him and he smiles, "Trust me, he's not coming for you!" She closes her eyes and Naruto embraces her, "Just rest and sleep… he may be in your dreams… but I assure you… he's not coming back."

"A-Anou…" The female nurse tugs a sleeve of Naruto's uniform, "Your pager's beeping, Naruto." He looks at the device that is giving off a flashing light and a small beeping sound. Naruto then gives a final squeeze at Hinata and leaves the female nurse, "Just take her attention away from her father." The nurse nods and Naruto runs towards Madara's office.

He opens the door and it is Izuna who is paging him using the sleeping head doctor's pager, "There you are, Naruto. Can you help me with something? Well, Brother falls asleep before he can even finish telling me what to do…" Naruto scratches his head and grins enthusiastically, "Sure, Izuna-bro…"

—DREAMCATCHER NIGHTS—

Naruto sighs and he opens Sasuke's room door, "Those two are a handful…" Then he sees Sasuke sitting at his bed… gazing at his hands… his fully bandaged hands. Naruto walks in and closes the door behind him, plastering a warm smile at his lips, "Good morning, Sasuke…" He looks at him and Naruto sits at the edge of Sasuke's bed, "How're you feeling?" He clutches his fists… trying to retrain himself from embracing the ten-year-old that is still oblivious of the nurse's identity. But thing's can't be helped, he resorts to running his fingers at Sasuke's hair that is free from bandages.

The boy gazes at him more and Naruto smiles bigger and more sincere… gazing directly at the boy's eyes wounds him in the contrary. He then gazes off those onyx orbs and holds Sasuke's nearest hand, "Do you remember what happened to you before you've got here?" The boy doesn't budge… his eyes directly looking Naruto's face, trying to find a way through his eyes again. Moments later of feeling Naruto's warm hands enveloping his numb ones, his lips begin to move despite the cuts embracing it, "There's someone that needs… you more… so… don't waste your time here."

"Huh?" Naruto twitches and eyes of a breaking heart looks at him… the feeling of rejection embracing the blond's everything, "What do you mean? D-Don't you… want me here?" Sasuke frowns at him and says, "I don't even know you." Naruto freezes and drops his head… 'Right… he doesn't really… know. He doesn't know me for now… it'll take him eight years more.' He then runs his hand at Sasuke's hair, much to Sasuke's surprise,"I know you don't… but you will. I know you will…" His voice then breaks and he leaves Sasuke's room…

'I feel so hurt… Sasuke just rejected my presence in his room. I know it's reasonable but…' Naruto leans at the closed door and covers his eyes with a hand, 'I don't think… I accept that reason. Why should I be the only one who knows everything that has happened after? Sasuke…' Tears start to drip from eyes and he starts to sniff and sob, 'Why do I have to see Sasuke in a state where he always looks like dead… or near death? Why can't I even see him in a normal state? I had… but he's already dead by then… weak and dying again…'

"Oi, Naruto! Can you hear me?" Naruto twitches and then listens some more, "You're getting in too deep with this realm. It's getting harder and harder for me to talk to you… what more for Izuna to contact you. Hang in there, though. Have you seen the root?"

'All I see is a Sasuke that wounds me. All I see is a small boy covered in cuts and wounds… that will be latterly embraced by fire. Dark Naruto, do I really have to witness something like this?' Naruto sobs and starts to wipe tears off his eyes, Dark Naruto murmurs, not knowing what to really say to make him feel better, "Just think of this, Naruto. You're the only one that really cared for Sasuke. Look for his pain so you can take it away from him…" Naruto clears any trace of his emotional breakdown. He just decides to walk towards the cafeteria…

—DREAMCATCHER NIGHTS—

Sundown has come and Naruto is on his way to go back to Sasuke's room. He opens the room and sees… hanging tubes and an empty bed. He gasps, "Oh fuck… Sasuke!" He runs around the hospital… his heavy footsteps echoing at the hallways. Then another voice gets into his head, "No… I can't believe this! But… But this is Dark Naruto's memories! He… can't alter this… no… NO! Naruto! Hurry! Go to the Head Doctor's Office! Please, Naruto!"

'Izuna?' Naruto takes the stairs and run down from the seventh floor. Izuna responds, "Sorry, it took me too long to contact you again. Naruto, please, I beg you… I… I didn't think this is everything that has really happened. Naruto… please…" Naruto runs faster… "Save my brother!" Naruto suddenly stops running and pants. He looks around, "What do you mean 'save your brother'? Is something happening!"

"Naruto, you'll see what is happening as soon as you have reached him! Please hurry! Save him and the whole curse wouldn't even start!" Naruto then runs again and he says despite the fact that he is already catching his breath, "Can I really… stop this from happening? I mean…" Izuna then yells, "Just fucking do it, Naruto!" Naruto frowns and continues running down the stairs, 'Izuna curses… this is not going to get good. I've got to…' He even starts jumping off the stairs last three steps, 'Save Madara now and stop the curse from happening…'

He arrives at the first floor and sees a Sasuke standing at the hallway. Naruto grabs Sasuke's shoulder when he gets in front of the ten-year-old, "Sasuke! What are you doing in here!" The kid looks at him and says, "Get away from me…" Naruto steps backwards and the emergency siren sounds. He flings furiously and holds Sasuke's shoulders again, "Okay, just stay here, okay? Just stay here, please."

Naruto then runs further and gets to the Head Doctor's Office… while hearing Izuna sob in the background, murmuring things like of regret. The door is locked and a special key card is needed to open the door. Naruto runs his hands at his pockets… trying to feel where he could have put it. He then remembers the collision a while ago. The clicking sound… he must have dropped it. He punches the door, "Izuna, it won't open!"

No words responds but mere sobbing and sniffing… Izuna must have broke down in tears about something and Naruto curses yet again. He flings around and finds Sasuke walking towards him… staggering as he gets close. Those casts and bandages sure make walking too hard for the teen raven. Naruto goes to him and he asks, "Sasuke? I told you stay there." He gives a bloody keycard to him and says, "The man that has run out of the room has dropped this." Naruto takes it and clears the blood… only to see the 'Copy of Naruto K.' label at the card. It is his keycard to the Head Doctor's Office… and it has been soaked in blood.

He then uses it the door after wiping off all the blood… smudging it with his uniform, "Dammit it, open!" The door opens and Naruto peers inside… seeing a bloody mess. His eyes widen and he walks in with trembling feet. A toppled table… bloody documents… an Izuna dumped at the side… and a Madara that is lying stomach-flat at the ground. Blood is covering the two of them and Naruto gets near Madara's bloody body. He is holding something… like it is very important. Naruto takes it… and sees… his ID… the ID that might have fallen off with the keycard.

"No…" He then gazes at the door and there stands Sasuke… a crying child. Naruto goes to him and embraces him… pocketing the ID away from the child's gaze, "Sasuke… listen to me. Everything's… going to be fine…" Sasuke sobs… "If… If only I can run as fast as I could before… maybe I could have…"

The place starts to stagger and grow unstable… more like the very image of it. Sasuke's child figure starts to incinerate and Naruto cries, "Sasuke!" The black ashes then form into a figure of a teenager… no, not just any teenager… but D. Sasuke himself! Naruto gasps and D. Sasuke has his hand covered with black flames… about to stab him with it. But a tail automatically blocks it and D. Naruto yells, "Oi, Naruto! Fucking look around!"

Naruto steps backward as the tail endures the black flame. D. Sasuke then jumps backward to a place… and the image of the surroundings breaks like mirror… revealing Naruto's room. Madara is standing at the door… and Izuna is breaking down in tears at the floor. D. Sasuke is in burning boy form but with a clearer face and darker flames. Naruto flings behind him and his comrades are pinned down at the floor in pain. He then looks back at the trio before him, "Sasuke… Izuna…"

"I didn't think Izuna would go this far." Madara smirks put of anger and then Izuna cries, "Brother… wait, please. I just… I just…" Madara growls, "Enough, Izuna. We're leaving…" He gazes at Naruto and says, "Savor your last minutes, Naruto… and so just you know… you can never get Sasuke back." By that, dark flames engulf them and they disappear from sight as the fire dies out. Naruto then falls to his knees… seriously uncertain of anything…

—DREAMCATCHER NIGHTS—

Izuna and Madara are at the archives… with D. Sasuke childishly looking at everything there is. Madara then breaks the silence and asks, "Why, Izuna? What made you betray me like this! Why are you helping them see Sasuke's pain?" Izuna shakes his head and speaks with a more calm voice… but is still evident of a breakdown, "I… I just want our spirits to finally rest, Brother. So… so… I thought maybe Naruto would have repented if I show him the very reason why you have ever despised him. But—"

"Izuna, listen to me." Madara kneels down to face his brother and hold his shoulders, "That doesn't matter. All that matters now is that I can destroy him wholly now. After this, things will be finer and worth spending. Isn't it that what you want?" Izuna shakes his head much to Madara's surprise, "I didn't find it… I have raided Dark Naruto's memories… and it was never there! Brother, he—"

"Sasuke." Madara says with utter madness as he turns away from Izuna, "Burn everything to dust. Leave nothing untouched by your flames. Fill this place with your eternal hatred. NOW." Izuna then grabs his brother's sleeve, "No, Brother, stop! There's something you need to know!"

"Silence!" Madara stands up and walks away from the guy at the floor and D. Sasuke starts cultivating his dark flames for a big explosion. Then Izuna rises and calls his brother with a tone of defiance, "Brother!" Madara looks and then Izuna starts floating and the books at the archives start floating around as well, swirling as if a tornado has gone in. Madara blocks his face from the harsh wind but not blocking his eyes to see what Izuna is up to. Sasuke stops whatever he is doing and observes the rare phenomenon…

"Brother, our reason to exist after death lies within Sasuke's pain as well." Izuna has his eyes brighten heavily and the swirling books begin to open and the pages are getting browsed rapidly, "I'm not letting you commit another mistake. I will… I will use everything I have to help you correct it. Brother… let me… throw you back and witness things for yourself…"

"No… Izuna…" Madara calls before a sudden burst of light devours the whole place… just like how D. Sasuke's flames has devoured Sai's realm. Leaving nothing unlit and brushed away, the light explodes and all that is heard is one loud and painful cry, "IZUNA!"

[End of Chapter Ten]

Naruto: W-What's going on! W-Why did Izuna… blow up!

Sasuke: Idiot, he didn't blow up. It's something the readers should wait for, though.

Naruto: And yeah, it's good Rei Haruno didn't get serious with that scene she wants to do. *sighs* I didn't think she's that kind…

Sasuke: *rolls his eyes* Stupid.

Naruto: Huh?

Sasuke: She's been reserving that for another fic and it'll be so intense that she's going to… try and catch up with her favorite SasuNaru Yaoi Hentai fics. She's been preparing for that kind of scenes from the background and I think… she'll be going to carry it out at the next chapter of another fic… of course starring us again.

Naruto: *scratches head rapidly* Ugh, dammit tte ba yo! I love having fans… but not with this Yaoi thing!

Sasuke: You started it anyway.

Naruto: I didn't!

Sasuke: Who's the whore that's been chasing me around, huh?

Naruto: …

*And once again… Naruto is defeated, dramatically falls on his knees. And Sasuke leaves him alone at the dim stage…*

Naruto: Kishimoto is the one who made me kiss you… once. He's the one who has given consent to the animators to make me kiss you… again. He's also the one who made me chase you around! He's the one— Ugh! Knock it out!

MK Supporters led by Rei Haruno: *stone Naruto for a while* Do not blame him for this, you idiot! You will never get oh so famous without him, you damn little cretin!

Naruto: Hey! Ouw! Dammit tte ba yo…

Rei: PS. Yeah! I'm gambling! Thank you for the little push, Hyperwiwi!