Note: done as a fill for the Xiaolin Showdown kink meme
"Ow! What the hell?" Jack shouted when something hard hit him in the back of the head as he worked on a Jack bot.
He turned around to face who threw something at him, but saw no one. Though he saw no one he still frowned and called out to the dark of the room.
"Hah hah, who ever is there cut it out right now and go away." Jack yelled then turned back to his Jack bot.
That was funny, had the Jack bot been that close to the edge of the table before? Jack chalked it up to him just forgetting where on the table it was and reached for his wrench. He picked up the wrench all right, when it was many inches away.
In fact, it seemed like the wrench flew into his hand.
"Okay... that did not just happen." Jack said to himself.
He would have dropped the wrench if not for the fact it was stuck to his hand. Jack was shaking his arm like mad, trying to dislodge it when a couple of screws zinged by his head, nearly piecing his ear lobe. As cool as he thought he would look with an earring...
Suddenly one of the Jack bots was flying towards his face. Jack let out one of the girlest screams he had ever given in his life and did was anyone faced with this problem would do. Run.
He cleared the work table some how and darted out the basement door, slamming it shut behind him. A loud thud of the jackbot hitting the door was heard. Thankfully no other thuds were heard.
Panting, Jack caught a glimpse of himself in the hallway mirror. To his shock many small metal pieces were stuck to his arms.
"Okay Jack, okay. Calm down. Your not losing it... Your not!" Jack shouted at his reflection.
No answer from the reflection and Jack got the sense that yelling at his reflection was a little crazy within itself.
"Maybe it's because I haven't eaten in awhile... yeah. I'm only hallucinating ." Jack told himself and headed to the kitchen.
The moment he entered the kitchen he knew it was a bad idea. The metal fridge was trying to drag itself towards him. Thankfully it was heavy and very slow. The toaster was another story. it moved so fast it managed to unplug itself and continued to fly at Jack.
With his second girly scream of the day, Jack ran again. This time out the back door. It was either good or bad luck that the dragons happened to be in his back yard.
"I'm telling you, I sense something. It's not Shen Gong Wu but I know it's something important." Dojo was saying to Raimundo when Jack came running by, his arms up in the air as he screamed.
"The toaster is after me!" he cried.
The dragons stared, unsure if what they were seeing was real. Clay was the one to break the silence.
"Well... don't see that everyday." Clay said.
"I think Jack just might be the dragon of metal..." Dojo said slowly, hardly believing what he was saying.
Though almost as disbelieving, Raimundo couldn't help but have a quip.
"What was your first clue?" Raimundo asked.
"We should probably catch up with him. He's already down the block." Kimiko said.
"Let's hope his metal attraction doesn't become strong enough to attract cars before we catch up." Dojo said.
A loud screech was heard and the dragons broke into a run to save the genius inventor from the ice cream truck.
