Heather: SCARY. SCARY. RUSSIA, SAVE ME! *Clings on to Russia*

Russia: …Wrong anime.

Heather: I DON'T CAAAAAARE! *Cries*

Alice: …Right…this is what happens when your best friend is Russian…she clings onto Russia for dear life every time something happens…

Heather: I'm also Hungarian :D

Hungary: YAYZ!

Alice: ENOUGH HETALIA. GO AWAY.

Russia and Hungary: Aaw…*Walks away*

Heather: NOOO. DON'T GO AWAY. Dx

China: Hi Al-

Alice: GO. AWAY.

Heather: DON'T SHOO AWAY YOUR OWN COUNTRY!

Alice: Can we get on with the chapter now?

Heather: In a second! You know what's funny? xD

Alice: What?

Heather: I'm from Russia, and you're from China. :3

Alice: O.O; *Inches away*

Heather: *Inches closer*

Vocaoni Chapter 1

The mansion was silent; the only sound was the thumping noise of a mochi wearing a blue scarf, desperate on finding a way out of this demon hole. Its hopes rose as it saw the front door right in front of it. It ran to it and jiggled the doorknob with its mouth. Nothing. It was locked from the outside.

The mochi couldn't believe its bad luck as a shadow loomed over it. Sensing IT behind the poor thing, the mochi hesitantly turned around...

Only to let out an ear splitting shriek.

A deserted house in a mountain about three hours on foot from where the next concert was going to be.

"Ouch! Stop pushing me, you idiot!"

"Well, sorry! It's not my fault this path is so narrow, Neru!"

"You two are indeed stupid."

"Over there! I can see the house!"

No one knows how long it has been there or who used to live in it. Rumors had it that it was haunted.

Outside a mansion, four figures stood in front of the entrance staring in awe at the building,

"Wow! It's really here!" Len exclaimed, holding his hand up to shade his eyes so he could get a better look.

Teto was also impressed.

"I thought it was just a rumor... I never thought we would actually find it..." She said in amazement.

She then turned to Nero to see his reaction,

"It has such a desolate feel... Not bad." He commented with a confident look on his face while nodding in approval.

It was then from the corner of her eye, Teto saw Len looking away from the mansion. He didn't look like he was distracted by something. Instead, he had a look of disgust on his face.

"I don't think it's very interesting, though." Neru mumbled.

Teto looked at her. It was obvious she was nervous. Even Nero had a hint of nervousness in his eyes. She decided to say something,

"Me neither... Can't we just look at it from outside and then go back?" She suggested.

Everyone seemed more comfortable at this suggestion but only Teto saw Len's expression turned from disgust to cheery,

"Aww, after all the trouble we had to find?" He said in disappointment.

He then grabbed Neru by the collar and started dragging her the same way she did earlier to the front door.

"C'mon, let's just go in for a little while!" He exclaimed with a smile.

Neru sweat dropped but said nothing.

"Shouldn't we object or something?" Nero whispered to Teto.

She just shook her head, too confused to say anything at the moment as they followed the two. Nobody saw Len's smile turn into a frown as they entered.

Inside the house, Len ran a finger on the wall only to see there wasn't any dust,

"It's cleaner than I thought." He said, amused.

Everyone agreed.

"H-hey, can we go now?" Neru suddenly said in an urgent tone.

Nero, seeing she was obviously scared, couldn't let go of this golden opportunity,

"What's the matter, sis? You scared?" He teased.

Neru glared and was about to retort when they heard something shatter down the hall causing the Akita siblings to jump out of their skins. Len had a look of worry on his face. Only Teto seemed to have calm faces.

"L-look, we really should go now." Neru said uneasily.

Nero nodded in agreement. Teto sighed,

"I'm surrounded by idiots." She thought. "Oh, don't be silly. It's not like there are any ghosts or anything. Honestly, where is your common sense?" She said in a mature way as she walked down the hall, only to be stopped by Len,

"Wait, here, bring this just in case!" Len said as he gave a katana to Teto.

Teto looked confused.

"Thanks, but what about you guys?" Teto asked.

"Don't worry! I got a whip! I just don't know about him and his cheap sword though..." Neru said gesturing to Nero.

"Hey it's not cheap! It's an awesome sword and makes me look awesomer!" Nero exclaimed.

"Awesomer is not a word!" Neru pointed out.

Nero ignored her,

"And we can't have Len-chan here ruining his innocent attitude swinging a weapon now can we~?" Nero said in a teasing way causing Len to glare at him.

Teto strapped the katana to her waist,

"Well, I'm going to check things out." She said as she started walking to the source of the noise again,

"Be careful, Teto!" Nero called after her; she turned around with a smile,

"I know. I'll just go and see what happened. I'll be right back." She said as she left the group.

Nobody noticed as the door silently closed and locked itself.

Nobody noticed the shadow of a demon getting closer.

Most of all, Teto did not hear the blood curdling scream.

As she got farther away from them, she looked at the katana on her right side and sighed.

"Damn it! Everyone knows I'm horrible when it comes to using a katana! The only trick I know is one called 'curse'. So why is Len giving me one...unless...he knows something we don't..." Teto thought, but shook her head,

"Nah, that's impossible! Nobody knows anything about this place!" She concluded.

After going through many locked doors, she started thinking again. Neru and Nero were acting out of character. They were both confident and strong and are able to take any challenge, but when they got to the haunted house, they started acting jumpy and ready to run away anytime. But, it was Len that interested her. Sure he looked worried, but that was to the others.

He was also looking away in disgust when they arrived at the mansion,

"Mostly, if he didn't want to come, he didn't have to. Yet, he forced his excitement..." Teto thought as she went through a door that was actually unlocked.

She then saw a shattered plate on the ground.

"This must've been it. But, how did it shatter on the ground? Was it the wind?" Teto wondered to herself but she remembered that the windows were locked and barred.

The air was also eerily still.

"If it's broken I have to be careful not to hurt myself..." She mumbled as she started to head back.

When she got back to the front entrance, she was shocked to see no one was here.

"D-Did they leave after all?" She wondered out loud.

The thought struck her like lightning,

"...How regrettable..." She mumbled as she sighed.

She then looked at the front door. Might as well go out. She walked towards it. Jiggled the doorknob, confused and pushed against the door with all her might. It was futile,

The door won't open.

OH YEAH. IT'S GETTING GOOD NOW. WOOT!

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