N-E: So anybody see the TGS trailer for FF XIII-2, i certainly did...and now here's another chapter
Noctis and Sephiroth stopped their fight. The confident school boy made Noctis cringe. The Final fantasy XIII gang on the other hand could've used their fight as a chance to escape but they didn't. First of all they didn't know where else to go at the time and secondly, this is the fight of the century. Noctis vs Sephiroth, and now Ace has arrived.
Noctis looked a little annoyed as Ace had interrupted his fight "Seriously…you only came back for your yu-gi-oh cards?"
"Well I only gave them to you because I thought you'd help me with my revenge" Ace pointed at Noctis "BUT YOU THREW ME INTO A PORTAL!"
Noctis chuckled "what's so special about them anyway?"
Ace lost his cool once again. "MY DECK HAS A SHINY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON, DARK MAGICIAN GIRL AND SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON!"
Noctis got out Ace's Yu-gi-Oh deck from his pocket and sighed "fine if you want them back"
"I came here, not only for the Yu-Gi-OH cards" Ace got out his magic cards, "I've come to kick your ass as well"
"Well sorry but I was already in the process of kicking his ass" Sephiroth explained.
Ace looked at Sephiroth and gasped "S-S-SEPHIROTH? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" He yelled out of surprise.
"Noctis used one winged angel" Sephiroth complained "only I'm allowed to use one winged angel"
Ace stood next to Sephiroth "fair enough, mind if I join in for some butt kicking"
Sephiroth shrugged. "sure why not" Sephiroth and Ace got into their battle stances. Noctis was not happy.
"oh c'mon" He complained "That's two against one here. I should at least get a partner" He looked towards the Final Fantasy 13 characters, hoping one of them would help him.
"Screw you!" Lightning yelled "You tried to kill us"
"yeeeeaah!" Noel yelled. "You have like, thirteen weapons anyway"
Noctis's summoned his thirteen weapons and gave them a confident smirk "you messed with the wrong prince!"
Sazh, Vanille, Fang, the unnamed antagonist, Snow and Noel were taking bets on who would win. The Farron sisters on the other hand didn't participate in the bet taking and Hope was too busy browsing Facebook and liking and commenting on people's Statuses.
"Um…why are we here again?" Serah asked Noel "Didn't we have a quest"
"Well you found me already" Lightning answered for Noel.
"QUEST COMPLETED!" Noel yelled with enthusiasm.
"Oh yeah and you also gotta defeat Alan or Steve…whatever his name is and save the future" Lightning explained.
"QUEST…" Noel then had a defeated look on his face "…not completed yet". Noel got onto his phone and checked to see if any news came up about Final Fantasy XIII-2. Hope put away his phone and looked down to see that his hands were glowing. He looked at the others and saw that Snow too started glowing.
"Snow!" Hope screamed. "We're glowing!"
Snow looked at Hope who looked almost Angelic with all the light surrounding him and then he looked at his own body. "Huh…so we are…why are we glowing?"
"What's happening?" Hope panicked
Sazh was also panicking. "What do we do?"
Lightning remembered something. "Oh yeah…when I appeared in the first Final Fantasy XIII-2 trailer I was surrounded by the same light"
"So was I" Serah said as she also remembered how she changed from XIII Serah to XIII-2 Serah.
It was as Lightning had thought. Snow and Hope were changing to how they are in XIII-2. Snow was the first to emerge from the light. His outfit had changed. His cream coloured coat was replaced with a black one, his red shirt exposed most of his chest and his bandana was gone. It wasn't such a bad outfit but it was something else that made the gang want to burst out into laughter. "Man…what happened?"
Everyone (besides the guys that were fighting in front of them) stared at Snow, most of them were trying to hold in their laughter. They couldn't hold it in any longer as everyone besides Serah started laughing.
"WHAT IS IT?" Snow panicked.
Fang pointed at his hair. "YOU'RE HAIR! IT'S RIDICULOUS"
Snow was feeling the top of his head for his bandana, then it hit him, it's gone "where's my bandana?" He got out his mirror and he screamed like a little girl. "MY BANDANA! IT'S GONE! AND WHAT'S WITH THIS HAIRCUT!"
"Don't worry Snow, I still love you" Serah reassured to him "even if your hair looks ridiculous" she muttered under her breath.
Lightning chuckled "and they say my outfit is weird. Look at your hair"
Snow chucked the mirror to the ground and it shattered into many pieces "SHUT UP!" he yelled.
"Uh oh" Noel said "you just broke a mirror, that's 7 years bad luck y'know"
Snow chuckled "there's no such thing as bad luck" Suddenly Noctis dodged one of Sephiroth's attack and his sword almost hit Snow. "AAAAH!" he screamed
"Whoops sorry about that" Sephiroth apologized and continued to fight Noctis.
Noel smirked "see…"
Snow laughed it off "pfft that was a coincidence" Ace had fire come out of his card and Snow's jacket caught on fire from the flames. "I'M ON FIRE!"
"ooops sorry" Ace apologized and continued fighting Noctis.
Noel cast waterga on Snow to stop the flames. Noel gave him another smirk.
"Coincidence" Snow explained until Noctis was thrown towards him. "oww!"
"Sorry!" Noctis apologized before getting one of his swords and charging into battle. Noel gave him a shrug.
"Coincidence huh?" He said.
"Okay…maybe it might be a little true" Snow mumbled.
Fang looked around and noticed that Hope is missing "by the way…where did short stuff go?"
"Who you calling short stuff?" a mysterious voice said. This young man had silver hair, a yellow and white jacket with a white shirt and teal coloured tie. He also had a brown bag that look like it could hold a giant boomerang, which was a nice alternative to making the boomerang disappear out of thin air after putting it behind his bum.
"deary me" Fang said "He looks like he could be Hope's older brother"
"What are you talking about?" the young man asked "I am Hope"
Everyone was in shock. It only took a few seconds for him to have grown taller, have his voice broken and to not look like that little boy that could be mistaken for a girl.
"H-H-Hope…you've…grown" Vanille stuttered as a blush appeared on her face.
"D-d-did your balls just drop in the last few seconds?" Sazh panicked "YOU'RE VOICE IS DEEPER!"
Fang whistled as she was checking out the older and mature Hope "your sex appeal went from nothing to 5%"
Hope lost his cool stance and glared at Fang "JUST 5%?"
Fang shook her head "Sorry Hun, you're not my type"
"HEY!" Snow complained "HOW COME HOPE GOT HOTTER AND I GOT RIDICULOUS HAIR? No fair, I'm the hero"
"Oh shut up David Bowie" Lightning said "Hope finally hit puberty"
"DAVID BOWIE?" Snow yelled.
"Yes, David Bowie" Lightning nodded and had a proud smirk on her face.
"Least you got a name" the unnamed antagonist muttered "I'm so sick of not having a ****ing name!" He yelled "Everyone calls me the unnamed antagonist, dark man, sexy thang, Barney, Alan, Steve, Alan, Alan, Steve, Steve WHEN WILL THEY GIVE ME A ****ING NAME?"
"But you do have a name" Noel said.
The unnamed antagonist looked like his eyes were about to jump out of their sockets "le what?"
Noel nodded "yeah it's Kaias"
The newly named Kaias jumped up and down with joy "I HAVE BEEN NAMED! HALLELUJAH!"
"Wait…where are you getting this information from?" Lightning asked.
Noel explained, "well while everyone else was too busy watching Noctis get is ass kicked by both Ace and Sephiroth, in Hope's case he was on Facebook -"
"With this sudden burst of puberty, he better not still be going on Facebook" Lightning muttered. She looked at Hope, Who was taking a new profile picture with his iphone.
"Well now that I look different I better take a new profile picture" Hope thought aloud "maybe I'll have more hot girls adding me"
Lightning's palm met her forehead "oh great…now he's become a pervy bastard."
"Anyhow I happened to stumble upon a new trailer and more information...by the way, Tokyo Game Show's on" Noel said showing everyone the fan site on his phone.
"I LOVE TOKYO GAME SHOW!" Vanille said happily.
"Oh and the new trailer's out" Noel smiled.
"Let's watch it!" Vanille said excitedly.
The gang crowded around the phone to watch the trailer. Everyone was happy except for Sazh.
"okay…they're just being racist here" Sazh complained "they show Snow and Hope but they don't show the black guy"
"Well we're more important" Hope said "you're just comic relief"
Sazh put his hands to his hips "'scuse me young man! Just because you're taller, you're voice broke and fan girls that used to think you're adorable now think you're sexy, does not mean you can have that attitude."
Vanille didn't care if she wasn't in the trailer and neither did Fang. Vanille was too busy drooling over the new Hope. "He's so hot" She mumbled.
Kaias watched the trailer and saw a new character that seemed to have been traveling with him. This little girl had a light purple outfit and the same shoes as Vanille. "How come her name pops up straight away while I had to wait like 9 months to find out my name?"
Vanille looked at Yuru in the trailer and pouted angrily "heeey she stole my boots"
Snow got excited when he appeared in the trailer and pointed at noel teasingly "ha see Noel! I still got Serah"
"What are you talking about?" Noel scoffed "I don't even like Serah that way"
Lightning looked at Noel and rose a brow "how come we know each other?"
Noel shrugged "you probably met me in some other time line"
"And why would I give you a moogle?"
Noel pointed at Serah's new weapon "well that moogle just happens to be Serah's bow" Serah cocked her head to the side until her bow suddenly transformed into a moogle.
Sazh looked at the moogle and his eyebrow rose "…I was not expecting that"
"hello kupo" The moogle introduced itself.
"AAAAAAAAH! IT TALKS!" Fang screamed and hit the moogle.
The moogle rubbed its head "ouch! That's animal abuse kupo"
"GET THIS DEMON SEED OUT OF HERE!" Fang screamed at Serah "TURN IT BACK INTO A BOW!"
"but it's so cute" Serah said as she hugged the moogle.
A blush came to the moogle's face "aw shucks kupo"
"GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" Fang screamed.
"S'cuse me kupo" The moogle said with their hands on their hips "that IT has a name, it's Mog!"
"Mog the moogle?" Snow raised a brow.
"That's right kupo" Mog gave Snow a funny look "By the way they told me you were good looking, what have you done with your hair kupo?"
Snow covered his hair with his hands "IT'S NOT MY FAULT!"
Fang cowered behind Kaias. The villain rolled his eyes and said. "If I didn't know any better, I'd think you have an irrational fear of moogles"
Fang scoffed "pffft of course not" Fang said as she faked her laughter. But then Mog popped behind her.
"BOO! KUPO!"
"AAAAAAAAAH!" Fang hit Mog away.
Lightning sighed. "The great Fang, who charges into battles with behemoths, turns into Ragnorok, Infiltrates Sanctum buildings… is afraid of moogles"
Meanwhile Noctis was still fighting both Ace and Sephiroth and the gang were already bored of watching the fight. "I still want to know what's going on here" Sazh said.
"Well maybe we should go find out what's going on" Vanille suggested.
"Um where?" Sazh asked with a hint of sarcasm in his voice.
Noel suddenly came up with an idea. "Hey, why don't we go to the future? …A.K.A my game's world"
Lightning shot him a glare. "You're game?"
Noel chuckled nervously. "I mean our game"
And so the gang went off to find a way into the world of Final Fantasy XIII-2. Maybe Kaias and Noel may know a little more about themselves, maybe Snow can find out who was the one that gave him the bad haircut and maybe they may find some new characters along the way. But for now, you'll have to wait for the next chapter of this strange fan fiction called 'The Dilemma'.
N-E: Thanks for the reviews for the earlier chapters. From now on the story is taking place in Pulse and they are actually going through the events of Final Fantasy XIII-2 that had been shown so far. I'm glad Kaias has been named coz i was sick of refering to him as the unnamed antagonist.
so anyways please review and tell me what you think
