N-E: Hey guys, Sorry about the late update. Anyway from this chapter on the characters are actually going to be in the scenes instead of watching the trailer. After this I'm going on Hiatus for a couple of months because I really need to study for Exams and after that i'm travelling. Anyway enjoy.
EDIT: A new scene has been added
The gang had abandoned the battle between Noctis from Final Fantasy Versus XIII, Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII and Ace from Type-O.
"TYPE 0!" Ace screamed at the Authoress. "Geez not even the authoress can get it right"
…As I was saying… They wandered through the town of Bodhum to find the time gate that Noel was going on about.
"So the whole plot of Final Fantasy XIII-2 is that you two time travel?" Vanille asked Serah.
Serah nodded. "It seems so"
"…were the writers on crack when they were plotting this game?" Sazh asked aloud and Fang and Vanille giggled
Lightning rolled her eyes. "You're just jealous that you're not in it"
Fang placed her hands on her hips. "scuse me? If it weren't for Vanille and I, the story would've ended at the end of 13. But it's because we turned to crystal that there IS a sequel"
"You said it sista!" Sazh chuckled.
"She does have a point there" Hope nodded in agreement. "We should be thankful to them for turning into crystal"
"I'm not" Snow said. "I got ridiculous hair and Serah's traveling with some guy and there's more fan art and fiction between them than there is with Serah and I"
"yes but Snow, the sequel is meant to satisfy the fans needs" Hope explained. "Btw I have three words to describe why I love this game" he smirked. "I, got, HOT"
Snow rolled his eyes. "No you didn't, you just hit puberty so fans still think you're an adorable shota. Oh and are you still using text speak in real life?"
"Oh STFU, I can talk however I like" Hope said.
"Text speak in real life is for losers Kupo!" Mog said.
Fang shuddered. "Why do we have this THING with us?" she asked.
Serah explained. "Mog here can find treasure, alert us when enemies are afoot and turns into my bow"
Mog nodded and snapped its fingers. "That's right Kupo! You better get used to me being around 'cause I'm here to stay"
After all the bickering within the group Noel finally found the time gate. "Okay guys, may I present to you…uh Mog, DRUM ROLL PLEASE!" Mog summoned a drum out of nowhere and gave Noel his drum roll. "THE TIME GATE!"
"Cool" Caius said, not seeming amazed at all. "Let's go in"
Noel looked astonished. "uuh…don't you want to know what it does?"
"Not really, it's not that fascinating, we've seen more interesting things" Lightning explained. "C'mon let's go"
FEW YEARS LATER
The gang had arrived in Gran Pulse. Not much had changed, except for the fact that people were living there now. "Looks like we're in my game's world" Serah said, stating the obvious.
"Your game?" Lightning questioned. "Nuh-uh sister, this is still my game"
Serah's eyebrows furrowed. "But I'm the main character"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Lightning cackled. The others looked at her as if she were high or something. Well…if you think about it, she could be. She was acting VERY out of character. Lightning started to calm down "oh Serah" she said and shook her head softly. "Serah, Serah, Serah" she giggled and pinched Serah's cheeks softly. "Oh you're adorable"
Caius raised a brow. "That was very…strange of you to be acting like this"
"Yeah Lightning" Serah nodded in agreement. "You were really out of character there"
"hmm" Lightning thought aloud. "I must've accidently taken Vanille's happy pills"
Hope looked around and noticed that two of them were missing. "Where's Fang and Vanille?" he asked.
Noel pointed towards the crystal pillar that supported Cocoon. Everyone looked where Noel was pointing. They're expressions turned sorrowful as they remembered how Fang and Vanille sacrificed themselves at the end of the first game to save Cocoon.
Caius let out a sigh of relief. "Well at least I don't have to worry about Fang groping me anymore" The gang looked at him as though it were strange to have said such of thing.
"Or Fang hitting me Kupo!" Mog chimed in.
"or Vanille talking" Sazh shuddered. "Seriously that girl can talk"
Snow looked towards the pillar. "Shame" he said. "I'm going to miss them. But hey, let's go find out what this game's all about". The group had split up to different parts of this world to see what it's all about.
Crystal Pillar: Fang and Vanille
The two Pulse L'cie's lay in their crystal state. They were unable to move but they could still somehow communicate to each other. "Soo…" Fang asked. "are we going to stay like this the whole game?"
"Yep" Vanille replied.
"So no epic battles, cutscenes, costume changes or character development?" Fang asked.
"Nope" Vanille replied. "But at least we have each other"
New Bodhum: Snow
Snow strolled through New Bodhum looking at the scenery. "Hey" he said to himself. "Not bad for a town that was only made within a few years". He explored the newly made town full of people who decided to live on Pulse. He saw four familiar faces, Team NORA.
"Hey guys!" he yelled.
The rebels looked towards their leader and gasped. "It's Snow!" Marqui yelled happily. They all ran towards him and greeted him.
"Yo Snow!" Gadot playfully punched him on the shoulder. "How's it going?"
Snow nodded. "Good! What's up?"
"Hey Snow!" Lebreau waved. "What have you done with your hair?" Snow looked at the black-haired lady with an unamused expression. He wanted to say something but nothing came through his mind at the time.
"I told you before" Yuuj said; his voice sounding similar to a gay fashion designer. "Stop using that shampoo of yours and use L'Oreal" he flicked his silky blue hair. "It makes your hair ALL silky smooth"
Snow raised a brow. "Why did I let you in NORA?"
Alyssa and Atlas: Serah, Mog, Noel and Hope
Serah, Noel and Hope took a nice stroll in this currently unknown area. All they knew is that it was raining and they were in some random forest. Noel looked towards a girl with short fair hair and wearing a similar outfit to Hope but more feminine. "Oh my god!" Noel gasped "Hope!" he went over to the girl and shook her by the shoulders "WHY DID YOU GET A SEX CHANGE?"
Hope rolled his eyes "Noel…I'm right here" he said. Noel chuckled nervously and let go of the girl.
"Hope is that you?" the young lady asked.
Hope chuckled. "See Noel, this is one of my fan girls"
"fan girl?" The young lady said. "I'm not a fan girl, I'm your assistant, and who are you?" she asked and pointed at Noel and Serah.
"Main characters" Noel explained bluntly. "Who are you?"
The young lady cocked her head to the side "Main characters of what?"
Hope's palm met his forehead "Oh you poor soul"
Mog shook his head. "Kupo, she does not know about our awesomeness"
"My name's Alyssa" Alyssa greeted Serah and Noel with a smile.
"Nice to meet you Alyssa" Serah said with a smile "what are you doing here?" she asked.
Alyssa looked mournful and knelt towards a grave "I'm visiting my friend's grave, she died running from the purge"
"What was her name?" Noel asked her.
Alyssa stood up and shook her head "I don't know"
"pfft some friend" Hope scoffed.
"If you want I can lead you to Atlas" Alyssa said with a smile.
Serah raised a brow "what's Atlas?"
Moments later: Bresha Ruins
A giant creature smashed it's fist towards the ground and growled. Alyssa pointed towards the creature "That's Atlas"
Hope's eyes looked like they were going to pop out of their sockets "HOLY ****"
Mog hid behind Serah as her eyes were just as wide as Hope's "What do we do?" She asked.
"Will do what any brave man would do in this situation" Noel said as he stood proudly. He faced Hope and gave him a wink and a mischievous grin. "Hope, we'll leave it to you" He grabbed Serah and Alyssa's hands "RUN!" he screamed as he took the two girls away, followed by Mog who was frantically screaming "Wait for me Kupo!"
"WUSS!" Hope screamed. He sighed and got out his boomerang. "This isn't even my boss fight"
Valhalla: Sazh and Lightning
Lightning and Sazh took a stroll through the empty city. "Nice of you to join me Sazh" Lightning said.
"Hey not a problem" he said "man this city is so empty, Square could've at least put in some NPCs or something"
"Well this is Valhalla" Lightning explained "only important people like me are allowed here"
Sazh pointed to himself "so does that make me important?"
Lightning shook her head "no, that means you're associated with someone important, making you a guest"
Sazh's let out a heavy sigh "way to ruin the fun" he complained. Suddenly he heard something approach "why do I get that feeling something's about to attack us"
Lightning looked up and saw Bahamut flying towards them "because something is"
Bahamut roared and attacked the two ex L'cies. They both quickly dodged but Sazh was in a panic. "AAAAAAH!" Sazh screamed "WHAT DO WE DO?"
Lightning came up with an idea "ODIN!" She screamed and the eidolon appeared before her.
Crystal pillar: Fang and Vanille
"I'm bored" Fang groaned "this is worse than last time"
"Cheer up, let's play a game" Vanille suggested "I spy with my little eye something beginning with C"
"Cocoon?" Fang guessed.
"Close" Vanille said.
"Crystal?" Fang guessed again.
"That's right" Vanille said with a cheerful voice "you're turn"
Random part of Cocoon – Caius
Caius wandered through the streets and sighed. "Here I am, all on my own"
"Hello Caius" A girl with long bluish hair and a similar outfit to Vanille's said.
"Oh Vanille" Caius raised a brow "how did you get out of crystal stasis?"
"I'm Yeul" Yeul said as she put her hands on her hips and glared at Caius.
Caius shrugged. "I couldn't tell, with those boots and the furry thing at the back of your skirt"
"Here's the difference" Yeul explained "I'm wearing purple and I'm not skipping around like a happy flouncy moron"
"But they totally do not match your outfit!" Yuuj said appearing out of nowhere and using that same tone of voice as a gay fashion designer's. "Black boots would look sooo much better" he said and grabbed the furry part at the back of her skirt "and what's with the furry thing at the back of your skirt" he let go of the fur part "pfft that's sooo retro"
Yeul raised a brow "what's this guy doing here?"
"Yeah ninny" Caius folded his arms "watcha doing here?"
"I'm just giving you some fashion advice" Yuuj scoffed "peesh you're sooo touchy"
Caius chuckled "At least I'm a main character"
Yuuj gasped "oh you did not just go there"
Crystal Pillar again
The two crystals had been playing "I Spy" for quite a long time. "I spy with my little eye something beginning with C"
"Is it Crystal?" Fang said with a monotone voice.
"Wow you're good" Vanille said sounding surprised.
"That's because you've picked crystal 54 times!" Fang yelled.
Random Ruin: Serah, Mog and Noel
Noel, Serah and Mog strolled through new scenery "we seem to have landed in some kind of Ruin"
"I wonder how Hope is" Serah wondered, sounding slightly concerned.
"We did kind of leave him to fight Atlas" Noel explained.
"We left him?" Serah placed her hands on her hips "You dragged me away from the fight" Suddenly a robot appeared wanting to fight the gang.
"aaah robot!" Noel screamed "Serah…I'll leave it to-" Noel was cut off from the sound of a giant boomerang attacking the Robot. The Robot broke down and Hope appeared in front of them
"Hope? Is that you?" Serah asked.
"Duh!" Hope said "Who else has silver hair in Final Fantasy" he asked sarcastically.
Noel thought about it for a bit. "Well there's Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz, Cecil Harvey, Warrior of Light, Firion, Kuja, Ultimecia, Cloud of Darkness, Vaan, Fuu, Paine, Riku and Xemnas if you're including Kingdom Hearts"
Hope rolled his eyes "FINE! WHO ELSE IN FINAL FANTASY XIII HAS SILVER HAIR?"
"Yaag does kupo" Mog answered
Hope shot a glare at Mog "Oh shut up!"
Valhalla: Sazh and Lightning
Lightning kneeled in front of Etro's throne and stood up epically. "So…what is this place?" Sazh asked.
"This is where my people bask in my awesomeness" Lightning explained.
"WHAT PEOPLE?" Sazh yelled.
Lightning placed her hands on her hips "I like to think there's people in this big fat city! It gets reeeaally lonely here"
Sazh walked towards the balcony of the palace "well I guess since you're the only person meant to be in this city you can do whatever you want" Sazh leaned over the railing "SAZH IS DA MAN!" He yelled "THAT'S RIGHT! WHAT? YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?"
Lightning rolled her eyes. "Oh boy"
Sazh backed away from the railing "whoa it's really high up there. Why did you come here?"
"To save Fang and Vanille" Lightning explained.
Sazh raised a brow "by coming here?"
"I dunno" Lightning explained "I was in Pulse with you guys and then suddenly this black thing kidnapped me and took me here."
Sazh merely shrugged and looked over the balcony again "Oh look there's one person" He leaned over again and yelled "HEY YOU! YOU LOOKING AT ME?"
"Warrior goddess" Caius said as he grabbed his sword. "Now we cross swords"
Lightning got out her weapon and feathers went flying. "Who is that anyway?" Sazh asked. "This building's so high and he's really faraway"
Lightning shrugged "dunno but at least he called me a goddess" she summoned Odin and charged towards the unknown man. As she got closer she realised "Wait Caius? What are you doing here?"
Caius shrugged "I was looking for a fight because I needed to look epic" Lightning leaped off Odin and landed behind him "impressive"
Lightning's brows furrowed "save it" They both stood up and she asked "Why did you call me a goddess?"
Caius shrugged "you looked kinda pretty from that angle"
Lightning's eyes widened and a blush came to her cheeks. She quickly shrugged it off and mumbled "Damn fan girls are probably already shipping us together" She then smirked "Fang is gonna be so jealous"
"They won't ship us as much as they'll ship me with Noel" Caius explained "Who else is here?"
"I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" Sazh yelled from the top of the balcony.
"Just some crazy guy" She said as they both got their swords and prepared to battle.
Crystal Pillar
"WHY DOES LIGHTNING GET TO SCORE WITH A HOT GUY?" Fang complained.
"Don't worry" Vanille Reassured her "you've always got me"
Fang grumbled "and that my friend is why people think we're lesbians"
Unknown area…most likely Cocoon: Serah and Yeul
"You and I are the same" Yeul explained.
Serah raised a brow "um…how?"
Yeul scratched her chin "well…we both want the same thing"
"OI SNOW IS MINE!" Serah said angrily "TAKE NOEL OR HOPE OR SOMEONE ELSE!"
Yeul rolled her eyes "he's too buff, I don't want Snow"
Serah folded her arms across her chest "oh so now you're saying Snow is not attractive"
Yeul raised a brow "I never said that…never mind"
Back to the Crystal pillar
Fang groaned, "Now I remember why I hated being crystalized"
"Well we can sing a song" Vanille suggested. Now Vanille was a very sweet girl, but when it comes to her singing she could probably kill many dogs.
Fang sounded horrified "oh God"
Fang did not see this coming but she was going to listen to the deafening sound of Vanille's singing "99BOTTLESOFBEERONTHEWALL,99BOTTLESOFBEER,YOUTAKEONEDOWNPASSITAROUND,98BOTTLESOFBEERONTHEWALL,98BOTTLESOFBEERONTHEWALL"
Fang screamed "why me?"
Random part of Cocoon: Noel, Caius and Yeul
"Caius, he is beyond death" Yeul explained
"You mean Caius can't die ever?" Noel asked.
"I AM IMMORTAL!" Caius cackled.
Noel shot a glare at Caius "SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU HERE!"
"You don't want to kill me" Caius explained, "We might have some kind of fan base out there that wants us to be boyfriends"
"Those are Yaoi fan girls" Noel groaned.
The Future: Noel, Caius and Mog
It appeared as though Noel and Caius had a duel. Noel lay on the ground struggling to get up. "Prepare to die" Caius said as he got out his sword and got ready to stab Noel.
"WAIT! HOLD UP!" Noel sat up and Caius put his sword away. "You mean to tell me you kill me?"
Caius got out his phone. "Looks like it, check out the Tokyo Game Show trailer for Xbox 360". Caius showed Noel the end of the trailer in which Caius stabs Noel in the back.
"So I die?" Noel yelled.
"At this point it would seem so" Caius explained. "Hey it's the ones that die that the fans love"
Noel faced away from Caius and sighed. "This sucks" Mog floated towards Noel and tried to comfort him
"Look on the bright side Kupo" Mog explained. "We're currently getting more attention than Type-O is"
"TYPE-ZERO!" a distance voice that sounded suspiciously like Ace's screamed.
Zero! Zero! Zero!
It echoed through the battlefield and Noel and Caius looked around to see where that voice came from. "We should meet up with the others Kupo!" Mog suggested.
Crystal Pillar again
Much to Fang's relief, Vanille had stopped singing but only for a moment "I suppose you want a different song"
"I don't want any song" Fang said sounding annoyed with her friend.
"It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!"
"ANY THING BUT THAT SONG!" Fang pleaded
Vanille chose a different song to sing but it was just as annoying "And I was like baby, baby, baby OOOOOOH"
Fang sighed. "Do you know ANY good songs?"
Vanille didn't answer but sung another song which annoyed Fang once again. "You and me baby we ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel"
Fang did something she would not normally do, she sobbed. "WHY ME?"
Edit: I am off my hiatus and the new chapter should be coming soon.
Please review and let me know what you think of this chapter :D. Constructive critisms are welcome, flaming is not