Mechanical Love ch. 16
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Hey people, sorry that I haven't updated in a while. Been busy
Naruto woke up and noticed that Daichi had snuggled in between her and Naruto. She didn't mind, she thought it was cute.
"Mommy" Daichi said snuggling closer to Hinata.
Hinata was surprised by that. She smiled then kissed him on the top of his head. Hinata wiggled out the bed and walked into the kitchen. She wanted to make breakfast for her two boys. She decided to make pancakes and eggs. The front door opens and walks in is Kyuubi.
"Hey lil' sis, what's for breakfast?" Kyuubi asked grinning.
"Pancakes" Hinata said flipping a pancake.
"Awesome" Kyuubi said sitting at the table.
Naruto and Daichi walked into the room. Daichi sat next to Kyuubi. Naruto kissed Hinata on the cheek.
"Eww! I'm still in the room" Daichi said frowning.
Kyuubi stared at Daichi with a very confused. He looked at Daichi then at Naruto and Hinata then back at Daichi.
"Oh Lucy, you some explaining to do" Kyuubi said in his best Ricky voice.
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked confused.
"Who's the kid?" Kyuubi asked raising an eyebrow.
"Who's the old man?" Daichi asked curious.
"Who are you calling a man, squirt?" Kyuubi said offended.
"You old man and I ain't a squirt" Daichi said glaring at Kyuubi.
"That's Daichi and the old man is my older Kyuubi" Naruto said introducing them.
There was a knock on the door. Naruto goes to it and sees that it's the lady from Child Welfare.
"Uh hello Ms. Moto, come in" Naruto said confused.
"Thank you. Hello Hinata-san, Daichi" Ms Moto said waving.
"Hi" Daichi said smiling.
"What's going on?" Hinata asked placing a plate in front of Daichi and Kyuubi.
"Sorry about coming over so early in the morning but I have some important news to tell you" Ms. Moto said serious.
"What is it?" Naruto asked curious.
"Well we found Daichi's mother and she wants custody of him" Ms. Moto said sadly.
"What!" Hinata said shocked.
"I don't wanna leave" Daichi said scared.
"Can't we fight this?" Naruto asked frowning.
"You can but it's going to be very difficult" Ms. Moto said pushing her glasses up.
"We're going to fight this and win" Naruto said confident.
"Ok the trial is in 2 days so be prepared and good luck to you" Ms. Moto said leaving.
"You guys are going to really fight this?" Kyuubi asked uncertain.
"Didn't you hear what I just said? We're going to fight this and win" Naruto said smiling.
"Yay!" Daichi cheered.
"Ok but you're going to need a lawyer" Kyuubi said.
"Where are we going to get a lawyer?" Hinata asked confused.
"Kyuubi Uzumaki: Attorney at Law, at your service" Kyuubi said smirking.
"When did you become an attorney?" Naruto asked not believing it.
"I'm not but I do know enough to keep Daichi" Kyuubi said grinning.
There's another knock on the door. Kushina walked in with bags in her hands. Everyone was confused about 3 things. 1) She had weird smile on her face; 2) She got into the apartment without a key and 3) What's up with the bags?
"Did something good happen?" Kyuubi asked suspicious.
"Yes my son found a wonderful girlfriend and is going to have a baby. I'm overjoyed" Kushina said squealing.
"Where do babies come from?" Daichi asked bluntly.
Everyone except Kushina fell over anime style. They were hoping that he wouldn't ask for at least another 10 years or never.
"Um babies come from…hugs" Naruto said sweating bullets.
"Hugs?" Daichi asked not convinced.
"Special hug" Kyuubi said smiling nervously.
"Mmmm ok" Daichi said going to play.
"You know you're gonna have to tell him where babies really come from" Kyuubi said snickering.
"I know but now I really don't want to" Naruto said shuddering.
"What's in the bag?" Kyuubi asked curious.
"Some baby clothes, pampers, baby toys, bottles, toys for Daichi" Kushina said setting the bags by the couch.
"Thank you Mrs. Uzumaki" Hinata said smiling.
"That's mom to you" Kushina said grinning.
Kyuubi and Naruto laughed.
The court day
"The case of Daichi has been called into order" Judge Iruka said serious.
"Your honor, Daichi should be given to his biological mother. Naruto and Hinata are barely adults themselves" The mother's lawyer said smugly.
Daichi's mother has slightly tan skin with long black hair with emerald eyes. She doesn't look like a hooker.
"Your honor, the mother of Daichi is a prostitute and do you really want to leave him in her care?" Kyuubi asked frowning.
"Is that true?" Iruka asked appalled.
"N-no I w-wasn't" She said nervously.
"Oh really, then I call Mr. Gaara to the stand" Kyuubi said smirking.
A red headed with teal eyes with dark circles around his eye came to the stand. He looked bored and didn't want to be there.
"Mr. Gaara, have you ever had sex with this woman?" Kyuubi asked pointing at Daichi's mother.
"Yea she's a hooker that slept with a few days ago" Gaara said slouching in the chair.
"No more questions" Kyuubi said sitting down.
The lawyer gets up and walked towards Gaara.
"Mr. Gaara, how many women have you slept with in the last few days?" The lawyer asked crossing his arms.
"Just that hooker s you're next to. Is she screwing you too?" Gaara asked bluntly.
"I'm not on the stand, you are" The lawyer said blushing.
"I know, can I go?" Gaara asked bored as heck.
The judge nodded and Gaara left.
"Sir, call your witness" Iruka said impatient.
"I call the child to the stand" the lawyer said smug.
"I object" Kyuubi said slamming his hand on the table.
"Overruled" Iruka said.
Daichi walked on the stand.
"Now Daichi, do you like where you live?" The lawyer asked.
"Yes, Naruto and Hinata take good care of me" Daichi said smiling.
"Can you point out your mother?"
Daichi points at Hinata.
"Is Hinata your biological mother?" Lawyer asked frowning.
"No" Daichi said getting scared.
"Who is your real mother?"
He points at his real mother.
"Does she take good care of you?"
"No she's gone most of the time but when she is around she beats me. She brings home a lot of men and locks me in the closet all night. I hear moaning and groaning a lot" Daichi said crying.
"Hey leave him alone" Naruto said frowning.
"You can get down, son" Iruka said smiling.
"Thank you" Daichi said running towards Hinata.
"We'll take a break and come back in 10 minutes" Iruka said leaving.
"Don't think this is over" the lawyer said glaring at them.
"Get outta here with your whack ass suit" Kyuubi said frowning.
The lawyer and the mother left.
"I don't want leave" Daichi said sadly. "You're not going to" Naruto said smiling.
10 minutes later, Judge Iruka comes back in.
"In the case of Daichi, he shall be placed in the custody of…Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki" Iruka said smiling.
Everyone was happy except the lawyer and the mother but who cares.
"I told you I got this" Kyuubi said grinning.
"Thanks bro" Naruto said hugging him.
"I want ice cream" Daichi smiling.
Everyone laughed.
End of ch. 16