"Hey,what happened?" Carly says grabbing my arm. " And why are you all sweaty?" she continues, grimacing as she lets go.

"Sam, punched a 30 yr old pregnant lady. But she was a bee- so ..." I roll my eyes when he says bee.

"Just say bitch." I respond walking ahead of them.

"Its so...dirty.." Carly grimaces. Then remembers what we were talking about " You PUNCHED a pregnant woman?" She exclaims

"Yes, Get over it." I retort.

"Sam! Why?" She calls. I don't answer her. I just keep walking. I do hear Freddie whisper something to Carly.

"Ohhhh...I see," She walks up to door where I'm standing and puts a comforting hand on my shoulder "She is a..a...a...a..b-word!" She stutters as if b-word is inhumane.

"You are such a priss." I scoff. Stopping in the middle of the section right before you get outside.

"Buuuuttt..." Carly says hopefully trying to add something to my statement.

"But I love you." Freddie steps up on the opposite side of me "And you too..." I fall into him.

"Oh, how sweet! The trollop and her entourage love eachother!" I hear a familiar voice, but I can't place a name to it so I keep walking.

"Sam! I think she's talking to you." Carly says,not turning around, but Freddie does. I watch his eyes grow wide.

"Freddie what's wro-" I stop short as I turn to see the person who shouted at me. Oh my GOD!

"Duuuude..." I moan. Carly looks around frantically.

"Whats-What's going on? Who is that 40 year old pregnant woman?" Carly asks grabbing my shoulder

"40! I'm not Forty! I'm 25!" She lies, walking forward.

"Yea, and I used protection." I retort sarcastically.

"Oh! You're the old bitch!" Carly says, slapping her hand over her mouth, in realization.

"What?" She yells. " You said THAT?" She says trying to be the victim

"Well,You kind of insulted me and my unborn child so...-"

"I'm taking you to court." She states randomly.

"Court? Please. I've been to JAIL. And if you didn't know that's WORSE."

"I can send you to jail too, If you would like." She says falsely with an uppity tone to her nasal voice.

"Okay, look. I gotta go. So can we just finish this little chat ummm...Never?" I walk out the door and head to the car.

"I'll find YOU!" She yells after me.

"You do that." I get into the car and then Carly and Freddie do too.

"THAT lady IS crazy" Carly says from the Driver's Seat .

"Right?" Me and Freddie say at the same time. We look at eachother.

"I love you." We say in unison again. This time with a lingering passion.

Then we hear a kind of thump like noise, as if someone was having a fist fight with a piece of metal. Its the old lady. Beating on the trunk.

"YOU WHORE! I'LL SUE YOU! HOW DARE YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME? YOU LOUSY PIECE OF -"

"Honey! We don't use that kind of language! The baby can hear you!" Her husband exclaims. I take this opportunity to get into the car with Carly and Freddie

"Drive, Carly, DRIVE!" Carly floors it out of the parking lot. All the way to her house.

"You guys okay? I drove kinda fast."

"Ummm...Yea, I think so. But I think we should've rolled up the window, though. Me and Sam'll have to go through our hair with weed whackers to get out all these knots. Huh, Sam?" Freddie sits down on the couch in front of the TV. I stand with my back to them cradling my arms.

"Sam? Come on, sit down."

I ignore him.

"Sam?"

"What are we going to do ? She'll sue! We've got no money!"

"Sam,she doesn't even know our names. I think that's essential to take someone's money."

"What if she finds out?" I say turning to him.

He pauses.

"Sam, are you...scared?" Carly inquires annoyingly

"Hell yes! The welfare of my child is at risk!"

"Sam, calm d-" Freddie says

"Dammit , Carly! I told you I didn't want to go to the damn baby classes!"

"What? This is my fault? YOU physically assaulted her! Not ME!" Carly outbursts

"I was PROVOKED!"

"Sam, we've got nothing to worry about, please,just sit down." Freddie pleads

"Are you siding with her?"

"I'm not taking a god-damn side! Just sit down."

I back up a step.

"Did you just CURSE at me?"

"No, Sam. I cursed WITH you. What the hell do you think? I'm tired and don't feel like dealing with all this drama right now," He pauses " and YOU are not making this any better."

He starts rubbing his temples.

"What, Freddie? Have I worn you out? Oh, sorry I didn't realize you're on your period."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Man up! 'I'm tired..' Oh Puh-Lease! Unless I'm wrong, I'm pretty sure that I'M pregnant.," I take deep breath. " Don't you think I'm tired,huh? You think I enjoy this shit?"

"What? You don't want our kids?" He snaps

"I never said that."

"Oh?Then what the hell DID you say Sam?"

"You think I don't want my kids? Are you serious? I'M Pregnant! With YOUR kids! And you think I don't want them? Freddie, I LOVE you. So, I love these kids."

He looks away.

"I'm sorry. That was wrong."

"Me too. Forgiven?"

"Forgiven. Do you forgive me?"

"Do I have any other choice?" He smiles.

"Well, now that THAT'S over..." Carly says.

"Drive us home, Carly."

"Wha- You just got here." She says

"And now I'm just leaving. Take us home."

"!" Carly moans

"He is quite !" I say patting Freddie's shoulder.

He just chuckles and blushes.

"You're such a little girl...but I STILL love you."

He chuckles and blushes again.

I laugh lightly.

"Lets go." Freddie says.

I smile.

Yanna3000: Hey Guys! I know, I've been MIA but I'm back! Yeah this chapt was a little short. BTW, I don't plan on documenting the whole pregnancy. The next chapter will be SEVERAL months later. So stay tuned.

PS: I LOVE suggestions! So R&R, okay? Thanks! Luv ya bunches. 3