"Dadddd, I think I'm dry enough."
"Yeah, well that's what you said last time and you could have swam in your bed the last time your mother and I checked."
"Dad?"
"Uh huh?"
"How did you and mommy meet?" asked Dargo.
"I thought we told you already."
"Well, I don't remember, tell me again."
"Well, let's see, hmm. Well I was captured by this giant Leviathan ship named Moya and was put into a cell with this dark suited prisoner." Said John. "Then the dark prisoner removed it's helmet and "surprise". There was this beautiful woman behind the helmet. I reached out to say hello and she almost took my hand in friendship and then." John paused for effect.
Dargo awaited anxiously. "And then?"
"And then, she grabbed me with her beautiful arms and kicked me in the mivots. Man she was strong, and then she swung me into the wall and knocked me down and sat on me. She was playing hard to get."
"It was love at first sight. She was the most beautiful women I had ever seen."
"Did she kiss you dad?" Did she?"
"Why you want to know about that?"
"Because, I see you and mommy kissing all the time. She must like it, cause she doesn't kick you in the mivots."
"Well, just because a girl doesn't kick you in the mivots, doesn't mean she doesn't like you."
"So how did I get born? Did mommy kiss you a lot?
"Oh yeah, mommy likes kissing a lot and so do I."
"So, kissing a lot get's you me?"
"Let's just say mommie and me sometimes likes more than just kissing."
"So, she beat you up again huh?"
"No, she just like's to…………..
"Let,s just say daddy like's to keep you up when you should be in bed young man."
"Aw, Honey."