Author: Hello peepholes! Yeah, well, sorry if you took offence to that comment, but I really don't care! Again sorry (sweat drop). Anyway enjoy, even though it's crazy and random and is really going appsolutly (spelled wrong, I think, I'm pretty sure, yeah) no where! Yeeeah...Enjoy!

P.S.: The author is crazy!

Disclaimer: Me no own and will never ever own Yu Yu Hakusho. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Chapter2: Morning Surprise

-Flashback-

Yusuke/ Guy4: Oh my God! 0 0! She's going to died!

Emi: Try it Third Eye and I'll kill ya!

Emi pushed away from Hiei.

Guy4 (to clear this up Guy4 is Kuwabara, I'm tired of typing guy4 though Kuwabara is more of a pain in the ass): How do you know that!

Emi: Demon, duh!

Yusuke: I guess this means we have to take another trip to Koenma's again.

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Koenma: (sigh) Fine, given the case Hiei you will be looking after Emi, living together and stuff.

Hiei: No.

Koenma: Jail, or living with Emi.

Hiei: Jail.

Koenma: To bad.

-End Flashback-

Emi: So this is you "apartment" (I put him in an apartment because they can not both live in a tree no matter how cool it may be)?

Hiei: Hn.

Hiei's apartment was dark, had black walls and carpet, a black couch, a back chair, black TV, and nothing on the walls except a black clock.

Emi: It's very... Dark. I like it!

-Long silence-

Emi: Sooooo, where do I sleep?

Hiei: The couch.

Emi: Oh yeah, like I trust you enough to sleep in a room that doesn't lock. And I don't think I'll be able to find it. Thank God I can see in the dark.

Hiei: Shut up.

Emi: Alright, but I'll need a pillow, a blanket, and a plug in for my lab top (one word or two, of well).

She counted off her fingers.

"He thinks your crazy (sing song voice)"

Emi: Shove it!

Hiei: Who are you talking to?

Emi: Koe.

Hiei had a confused look on his face.

Emi: I have this voice in my head, but it's not my voice it's an extra voice that probably should not be there.

"Now he defently thinks your crazy."

Emi: Can it!

Hiei: Here.

He tossed her a black blanket and a black pillow. Some how gotten past her while she was talking to that little voice in her head (like that was hard).

Emi: Much thanks.

Hiei: Hn.

Emi jump/ fell on to the couch spreading the blanket over her and stuffing the pillow behind her!

Emi: Night!

It is 12:00 at night.

Hiei walked off into his room.

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Dadom, dadom, dadom, dadaDa (shark music)!

A dark shadow came closer to a sleeping Hiei and reached out it's hand!

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurk (blow horn/ could not think of the sound so leave me alone)!

Emi (dark shadow): Wakie upie Hiei!

Hiei jumped two feet into the air! Out of his huge, king size black bed with black canapy (Koenma hooked him up pretty good, huh).

Hiei: What the hell!

Emi: Time to wake up (sweet voice).

(A/N: I just relieved I never put the characters image, oh well, sorry, I'll do that now. She has long waist leinth blond hair, green eyes, she's slihtly taller than Hiei, about a head, wears black boots, pants, head band, and a long sleeve red shirt.).

Hiei: Yeah, I can see that (annoyed).

Emi: Breakfast ready!

(A/N: If Emi speaks with bad grammer it's not an error, same goes for the author. This note with selfdestruct a millon years after you read it. The end.).

Hiei: Grrrr.

Emi: You are going to eat or I'm going to hurt you (strand smile through clinched teeth).

Hiei glared at her like it could kill her.

Emi: And your not aloud to hurt me, Koenma's orders (in a sing song voice cheerfully swaying). Sooooo, I made eggs!

Hiei: (sigh) Fine.

"(cough) Cazy!"

Emi: Shut up!

"Crazy, crazy, crazy, you are crazy!"

Emi: Now your crazy.

Hiei: (thought) This girl is crazy.

They walked into the dinning room, which was also black (there's a bar with bar stools), and flowing with the smell of eggs, baccon, and other stuff that you make with eggs like toast.

Soon they started eating and Emi was actually quite ok quite(r).

Emi: Sooooo, what do you do for a living?

Hiei: Kill.

Emi: Oooookay, sooooo, where ya from?

Hiei: None of your business.

Emi: Niice answer. Any girlfriends (besides me), any boyfriends, how old are you, anything about your past I need to know-?

Hiei: (vain popping) Shut up!

Emi: Alriht, but I want answers later.

Hiei: Hn.

Emi: Do you ever eat, I had to go out and buy food?

Hiei: Shut up, we're leaving.

He grabbed her by the arm and basically dragged her away.

Emi: Where we goin'?

Hiei: Kurama's house.

Emi: Is he your boyfriend, cause if so I can't date ya.

Hiei; No (cleanched teeth).

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Knock, knock.

Kurama: Oh Hiei, what a nice surprise.

Emi: Heeeello.

Emi held up her hand and wiggeled her fingers kinda creapily.

Hiei: Save it fox.

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Author: I know it a weird place to stop but you'll get over it. I hope ya enjoyed it. Now I'm not one for begging, buuuut... Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please review!