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Disclaimer: I do not, will not, can not ever own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Chapter 5: Black Mail
Hiei: GET OFF NOW!!
Emi: Ok, ok.
Knock! Knock!
Voice: Hey Hiei, we heard you got sick as soon as we heard you were conscious we came!
Hiei: (glare) Grrr! You called the spirit detective!
Emi: Sorry (sheepish voice and smile).
The door slammed open and Yusuke, Kurama, Botan, Kieko, Kuwabara, and Yukina walked inside the door!
Kuwabara: Wow shorty, I can't believe you let your guard down enough to get into this mess!
Botan: Kuwabara, that's mean!
Kuwabara: But it's true!
Emi: Actually, it's probably my fault this happened.
Everyone?
Emi: I should have noticed the smoke sooner.
Kurama: It's a miracle you even noticed the smoke, (making a potion or what ever you call it) after all it is scentless, can't be seen, or tasted.
Emi: Actually, I can see, smell, and taste it, and I've had experience with it (sheepish).
Everyone?
Emi: You see I have kind of a weird history, or rightly "we" have kind of a weird history. When I was little my big sister and I, both of us morphing demons, lived alone in small house. Our parents were killed by some other demons for reasons we really didn't know. One day two of those demons showed up at our house looking for us, it turns out they were part of some demon experimenting type thing. Anyway, even though my sister and I were little we still put up a pretty good fight. During the fight something weird happened and in the confusion my sister and I ran away, and have been hiding from them ever since. I guess they found us, again.
Kiekie: Oh, that's awful! Where is your sister now?
Emi: It at that bad, there are a lot worse things. And Kurama knows my sister, oh and so does Hiei!
Everyone:?!
Emi let Koe out!
Koe: I'm her older sister, and Emi forgot to tell you one more thing. A couple of years ago I got bit by a vampire but since I was already a demon (yes vampires are demons) I'm only half vampire.
A few minutes later.
Kurama: Here drink this.
He put the "potion" up to Hiei's mouth.
Kurama: You still won't be able to move for a while, but this should quicken your recovery.
Hiei: Hn (in between breathing break in drinking).
Kurama: But I don't think you should stay here while your like this since these "demon experimenting type thing" knows where you are and may attack.
Emi: Uh! I know a place! I know a place! It's kind of like a vacation thing, but it's secretive. Oh! And it's in the country, really, really pretty! And quiet.
Hiei: Hn, fine.
Emi: Yes! But, um, somebody else has to drive.
Yusuke: Then how about we all go?
Hiei: No!
Emi: Ok!
Seating: Car #1
Yusuke-driving
Kuwabara-shot gun (called it)
Emi-left side window
Hiei-middle
Kurama-right side window
Car #2
Kieko-driving
Botan-shot gun (called it)
Yukina- middle
Emi had told Yusuke what way to go start out, and now she was drawing on a map to show him where to go.
Emi soon handed him the map and leaned against her window, listening to her ipod nano, to look out side at the basically flat, boring, treeless, nothing happening landscape.
Ipod song (not owned by me):
You ask me why
I change the color of my hair (yeah)
You ask me why
I need thirty two pairs of shoes (to wear)
You seem to ask me why I got a lot of things
It's just a chick thing... you ought to let it go
You try to understand
but you don't have a clue...
CHORUS
That's what girls do
Keep you guessing the whole day through
Play your emotions push all your buttons it's true
That's what girls do
You ask me why
I gotta play so hard to get (yeah)
You ask me
do I play it cool just to make you sweat (yeah)
You want some kind of explanation I can give
It's just a chick thing... that your messin' with
to me it's black and white
but it's not gettin' through to you...
CHORUS
BRIDGE
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why should I change
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... I'm havin', too much fun
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... to you it's confusing
to me it's nothing new
CHORUS
Hiei (propped up) felt something bump into his shoulder and looked, well sorta glanced, over to see a sleeping Emi in a deep, take a guess, sleep!
Hiei: (annoyed face/ vain showing)!
Emi fell down into his lap still asleep!
Kuwabara: Hey Emi, are we-?
Kurama: Shiiiiis (finger over mouth)!
Kuwabara: What?
Kuwabara looked back at both Emi and Hiei sleeping.
Kuwabara: (quiet laughing) He's never gonna live this down.
Yusuke: What's going on?
Kuwabara: Black mail.
Kuwabara grabbed a camera and took a picture of the sleeping scene in the back.
Author: Black mail! I love black mail! Black mail is awesome! Yay! Black mail!
We apologize on the author's behalf, she can't help that she's crazy (from bowing, nice acting jackasses).