Okz, I'm officially putting MapleStory on hiatus. Why? SO I CAN UPDATE MY FANFICS! :DD

Ok, enough of that. I don't own Naruto.

Hope you guys enjoy this.


~We (Carol and I) have made the best ways ever~


Vrinda's POV

Attempt One: Cockroach Attack

"HOW THE HELL ARE WE GONNA CATCH SOMETHING WHICH WE HATE AND IS SCARED OF TOO?" Carol yelled at me, after I told her my plan.

"Simple, we just ask someone to do it," I replied casually, as if we were talking normally, instead of Carol shouting.

"WHY CAN'T WE JUST TAKE SOME FAKE COCKROACH, IDIOT!"

"Mainly because Kaitlyn knows if it's real or fake."

"Fine then," she huffed. "You do the catching. Then I'll be the releaser."

"WAIT! We have to do it?"

"Duh, it's our plan. We shouldn't trouble other people for this."

"Ok," I said. So the search for a cockroach begins. We couldn't find one in our house, as we had cockroach proof thingies in the bathroom. You know, the drain thingy? I'm not gonna explain.

~10 mins later~

"So you want to look at my house… for COCKROACHES?" Naruto said in disbelief.

"You can be part of our plan, you know. The one I told you about," I said to Naruto. He thought for a while.

"If I help you with this, I'm officially part of this?" he asked.

"Yup!" Carol answered.

"I'll take it!"

~in Naruto's house~

"There's two there! One big one, one small one. Which one do you want, Vrin and Carol?" Naruto asked.

I thought for a while. Kaitlyn can easily kill them, but she instinctively screams and hugs the person closest to her if it's a big one. A small one, no no. She can easily kill that without being scared. The big one it is. "The big one it is," I told Naruto.

"Gotcha!" Naruto put the cockroach in a glass jar.

"And now, the fun part: putting it all in action.


~[it's all part of the plan] Vrinda asks Kaitlyn to go explore the forest with her. Carol gets Naruto to ask Itachi to do the same. Unfortunately, at the same time, Kiba and Akamaru decide to tag along. Not wanting to look suspicious, Vrinda and Carol agreed~


"So we're gonna explore the forest?" Kaitlyn asked.

"Why do I have to follow?" Itachi sighed.

"Come one, Itachi, it'll be fun! Right, Akamaru?" Kiba said.

"Arf!" was what he got for a reply.

"Now, you guys just follow me, so we don't get lost!" I said cheerfully.

"You're acting weirdly, Vrin. You're talking to us in that tone makes me creeped out. you don't normally talk like that," Kaitlyn remarked.

"Sorry! I'm just too excited! Yeah, I am!" I tried to cover up. She just shrugged. After walking for a while, I made the signal. Hope Carol gets it and tells Naruto. You see, I'll tell them when to release it, as they trust my opinion (of the perfect time to release it. Or something. Why am I adding 'or something' a lot?)

I looked into the trees and saw a thumbs up signal from Carol. "We'll rest here for a while," I said to the others.

"You are a little weird, and we're not even tired," Itachi said.

"Yeah, we're not even close!" Kiba added.

Kaitlyn didn't talk for a while. Maybe she would see the cockroach and scream and hug the person closest to her (which is Itachi, and the reason I stopped was because of that). Instead she just stood there. Finally, after a minute "I think that is a cockroach on your head, Vrin," she said.

I was about to say 'yeah, right' until when I felt my head, there was something small and squishy there. When I examined my hand, there was the cockroach. I stared at it for a while, in complete shock.

"AH HALP PLEASE GET IT OFF ME! I'M BEGGING YOU!" I screamed. Kaitlyn kept her distance. Kiba and Akamaru were trying to help. Itachi decided to leave.

"STOP MOVING, YOU DAMN COCKROACH! YOU TOO, VRIN!" Kiba yelled. What can I say? I was freaking scared. After what seemed to be like eternity, the cockroach was off me. Kiba put it on the ground and crushed it. "Erm, I'm ending the exploration now, I'm too traumatised to go on," I said to my fellow friends.

Attempt two: Mistletoe

After devising yet another plan, we hung a mistletoe at the Uchiha mansion. Sasuke and Sakura were in it now. Sasuke because he wanted to get back at his brother, Sakura because she would follow Sasuke anywhere. Ah, the meaning of true love! After thinking about true love, I was even MORE determined than ever to make those two like each other. I mean, realise they like each other. Ok, whatever.

So this time, Sasuke sent the invites to a few people (to not look suspicious) including his older brother and Kaitlyn (ok, so they're [Sasuke and Itachi] are living in the same house, but so what).

Everyone came on time. Sasuke had invited them to 'Movie Night'. Which was not suspicious at all. Not at all! nope, nothing… who am I kidding. Oh well, only you, the reader, knows, right? Not Kaitlyn or Itachi! So… yeah.

~during the movie time~

We were watching some horror movie. Erm, I kinda forgot the title.

Good going.

Wait, who are you?

I'm Itachiz Waz Takenz, the author. Formerly known as Kiba and Akamaru. Got a problem? The title was Paranormal Activity 2.

Really? Thanks!

No prob, and I'm not gonna help you again… so deal with it. Make sure your plan works. Or maybe it won't. I, as the author, know exactly what will happen. Good bye… for now.

That was creepy, I thought to myself.

~after the movie~

"THAT WAS SCARY!" Kaitlyn said. "Now I'm gonna have nightmares. And see ghosts. HELP!"

"Yeah right, don't lie," I said to her. "How'd you know?" she asked me back.

"Let's just say I know you enough."

Suddenly, all the lights went off. "Power trip," Sasuke announced. I proceeded to push Kaitlyn to 'the room'. NO LEMONS, PEOPLE. Do not attempt to think of that. I mean, DID YOU SEE THE TITLE. THE ATTEPMT BLAH BLAH BLAH ONE? *takes deep breath*

Ok, anyway, I steered Kaitlyn into the room. "Where are we going?" she asked. "We're just going somewhere where hopefully the power didn't trip." I replied.

"Is that proper English?" she asked again.

"Er, no and that doesn't really matter, right?" I said again. My mind was screaming. WHAT REALLY MATTERS IS THIS! I had memorized the layout of the room, and steered Kaitlyn so the mistletoe hung right in front of her. I hoped Sasuke did the same to Itachi. We had practiced so that Kaitlyn and Itachi were in place at the same time. We had timed it so that we gave a little push to both of them. One, two, now!

I immediately retreated to the switch and switched on the light. The ones under the mistletoe were Sasuke and Sakura. "Congrats!" Kaitlyn said. I had to resist the urge to face-palm or bang my head on the wall. "Yeah, g-grats!" I stuttered. This was so not supposed to happen. Everyone in the room muttered 'grats' and 'congratulations' to Sasuke and Sakura.

"Erm, you've been at it for almost 30 seconds now," Kaitlyn remarked.

They both stopped it and were blushing… a lot. They turned away from each other… then ran away. I could swear I heard Sakura shout, "WAIT TILL I TELL THAT INO-PIG!" and Sasuke said "Never. Again."

After moments of silence, everyone left. "Wow, Vrin, eho would have expected that," Kaitlyn told me. Did I mention Carol was trying not to shout something like, "IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU!" while trying to maintain her composure? Well, I just did.

"Gratz Itachi, your brother has a girlfriend," Kaitlyn continued. All she got for an answer was a 'hn.'

We failed. I can't believe we failed.


yeah, that's all for now! i'll be updating real soon, as i already thought of the ending. XD

Hope ya liked it!

review jar is filled with even more dust. *didn't learn from last time, so i blew it again and got even more dust in my face. cough wheeze sneeze ACHOO!*