As with all fan fiction writers I do not own Naruto or any of the material I try to pay homage to with my story.
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Chapter 9 CRA
Naruto sat in the classroom excitedly waiting for Ten when team assignments would be released. Several other students had already come in and taken seats. Kiba had raised a ruckus over his presence claiming, "Today's class is for students who passed not a looser like you."
Hearing this Shikamaru lazily commented, "Don't be so troublesome Kiba. He has a hitai-ate so he must have passed somehow." That seemed to take the wind out of Kiba's sails so he just grunted and moved to sit.
Soon a loud noise was heard coming toward the class. Sounding like a stampede fleeing from a banshee Sakura and Ino burst into the room and fell to arguing as to who got there first and who would sit next to Sasuke.
Deciding he had enough of listening to this and thinking to mess with Sasuke at the same time Naruto produced a clone and pulled out a book. Handing it to the clone who pulled a clone copy out as well he sent it down to speak to the girls as he leaned back as if napping. "Ladies there's no need to fight," the clone stated.
Looking to the interruption Sakura responded, "Shut up Naruto-baka."
"Yeah," piped up Ino. "We are trying to decide who will sit with Sasuke-kun."
"Well I believe I can help you both. I know you are really fighting on who will get close to him so as to become his wife one day but I would like to point a few things out," the clone explained.
"This better not be another proposition tor a date with you," growled Sakura.
"Oh no. You have made yourself abundantly clear on that Issue and I assure you I have moved on from that unfortunate infatuation," he responded. "As to who sits beside him if you just get Sasuke to move to the center of the bench their is room for each of you to sit with him."
"What if he wont move," Ino asked.
"Simple make him decide who sits with him," came the clone's answer.
"Also as to the wife part," He began before opening the two copies of the book and handing one to each. "I draw your attention to Konoha clan law page 73 article 23 the CRA. Any male heir of a recognized clan who is the last of his clan can file for the Clan Restoration Act which allows him the ability to take multiple wives," Looking at Sasuke as he said this he saw the already pale Uchiha show slight signs of fear as his complexion seemed to rival snow.
The girls looked to each other their eyes seeming to light up. "Naruto I could almost kiss you," Ino joked.
With a mischievous grin the clone responded, "Careful ladies. I am also eligible for the CRA so best not to say things that might be misconstrued."
The two girls paled slightly and rapidly backed away while a thump came from behind the clone. Looking back the only thing he saw that could have made the noise was the Huga heiress Hinata in the second row just in front of the real Naruto seemingly fainted dead away.
Before he could move to investigate if she were ok Kiba bounded up to the clone asking, "Wait a minute what was that about you being able to have multiple wives and how can I get in on a sweet deal like that."
"Well Kiba as I was saying i qualify for the Clan Restoration Act. As to you qualifying I suppose the only way for you to do so is the same way Sasuke qualified," He stated.
"How is that." the boy excitedly asked though Akimaru his ninken seemed to whimper confusing him.
"Akimaru understands that it's not something you truly want," Naruto pointed out.
"What do you mean of course I want to be able to have lots of wives," Kiba wined unsure of Akimaru's sudden silence.
"Troublesome," came the comment from Shikamaru. "If you would have listened to the law when Naruto told Sakura and Ino you would know how to qualify."
"Oh come on guys Just tell me already." Kiba growled.
With a sigh Naruto responded, "Kiba for you to qualify, much like Sasuke, you would have to survive when your entire clan was wiped out."
"Oh," the now mollified dog nin responded. "But wait then how did you qualify."
"In a way it is the same for me. My clan were all slain years ago. My mother the last known survivor came here to Konoha. She didn't survive giving birth to me. Thus when my kekkei genkai activated it was decided I could file for clan status and the CRA. Since I was in some danger I was basically forced to accept the protections that the law provided. Thus I have till my sixteenth birthday to find at least two wives or the council will just pick two women for me."
"Woah that's rough man," came the comment from Choji who had just finished a bag of chips and was digging in his tool satchel for another. "That only gives you what four years to find two women who you can love and who can love you in return."
"Actually only about three years as I am almost a year older than most of you guys," Naruto responded with a sigh.
"I know I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. I'm glad I can take my time to find someone who is right for me," the large boy said.
Feeling a sudden spike of KI the clone turned just as Sasuke struck it before turning to face the real Naruto who was awakening. "I'm going to kill you for telling them about the CRA dobe." he growled. He jumped at Naruto but his foot suddenly caught on the rising Hinata who had regained consciousness spoiling his pounce.
He instead went barreling into Naruto his arms wrapping around him looking for support but finding none as both started to fall. Simultaneously opening their mouths to shout they hit the ground and instead ended in an open mouth lip lock. Sasuke was straddling Naruto his arms so tightly wrapped around Naruto's and their combined weight pinning said arms in position on the floor below them.
Seeing this Hinata again fainted.
After a couple moments struggling the two finally managed to separate themselves. "Gah, Naruto you piece of crap your dead," Sasuke shouted as he turned and began retching.
"Ack, poison! My mouth is ruined," came Naruto's exclamation. He two began to try to spit out the taste of the other boy's mouth. "Seriously, just because I looked good as a girl when I used my Oiroke no Jutsu to mess with Iruka the other day doesn't mean I like guys."
Feeling and even larger spike of KI coming from multiple places around the room the looked up to see the members of the Uchiha fan club stalking towards him. "Um, Ladies look I didn't do this he kissed me," he managed to plead before the had him completely surrounded and proceeded to beat him black and blue.
AN: Ah another chapter in the bag. Hope you like it and review's are always appreciated.
Oiroke no Jutsu: (Sexy Jutsu) - Naruto using his transformation uses this variant to become a beautiful and naked girl to knock out perverts. This is most affective for him because he actually transforms instead of using a henge which a canny perverted nin can just dispel in order to save themselves the embarrassment seeing such often brings.
Comments- Haruhi-Hime: Naruto was on a budget after the first couple months of tutoring and could only get a tutor when he could pay for one. Needless to say he was the one to dictate what he thought was important in his training thus he may not have made the best choices for the purpose of graduating but after doing so he will be far more effective as a ninja than he might have been without.
VanillaIce1: Thanks for singlehandedly doubling my review total lol. The way I see it stealth would be in the basics of being a ninja just like physical fitness. In the Naruto Fan Book it says basics are covered year one so I just assume that he would have been tested on that to pass his first year among other things. The idea came from Karen's odd healing ability requiring the biting of her like some vampire and I just expanded from there.
Soulblazer87: I chose Buraddomasutā using Google translate to translate Blood Mastery. Personally I find it to have a certain ambiance all it's own.