pielover28: No, I just assumed he does. This fic is a challenge between hecatemus and I; we take it in turns to pick that gift of the day. It's my turn now . X

On the fifth day of Christmas Miss Granger gave to me... five appointments at the Muggle dentist, four boiled eggs, three single Lilies, two detentions and a bottle of shampoo:

I was merely minding my own business when Hermione Granger approached me; her bushed up seemed to bigger than the last time I saw it. I tried to turn away before she noticed me in this Muggle suburb.

"Professor Snape." She called me in apparent shock. It was too late now and I couldn't afford to apparate in this very-Muggle street. I turned to and forged a fake smile.

"How lovely to see you Miss Granger. Now if you'll excuse me," I turned to leave but shockingly the girl grabbed my arm. This caused me to pause and I swore I could the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. My cheeks then decided to warm up; maybe it was the fact that no one has done that since Lily?

"Can you come with me, Sir? There is something I'd like to show you," she sounded gleeful and I could not resist her smiling face and followed her. We then arrived at an odd looking shop.

"This is wear my parents work," she was saying. "They examine people's teeth," she explained. My eyes widened; I have heard of dentists. I shivered at the prospect.

When I was about to leave after that scary appointment with Dr. Granger, Miss Granger approached with a grin on her face.

"I've just booked you four more appointments so you can get you teeth whitened."

"Yes, okay." I said on auto-pilot accepting a card off her. Oh, I loathed Muggle dentists!

End Notes:

[1] Cruel I know but I couldn't resist :D Snape's not fond of people examining his teeth (random guess).

[2] You'll be glad to know he went to the four other appointments after Hermione dragged him there.

[3] As a result, his teeth appears to glow in the dark which most students take as a warning when travelling through the corridors at night.

[4] Until tomorrow ;) x