Katie: We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Siliva: Up first for episode 5 is Shadow the h3dg3h0g

hater of life is my stuped cousion somewhere miles away (thank god) but he sent me an email to post his retard questions (god i hate him so much)

Join the club (We don't really hate anyone, Mephie does)
well im gona post my questions first.
btw, i am sharing an account with some others.
kill me now?

No
if you were forced to work at a fast food resturaunt, which one would it be?

I don't know
do you play board games?

I play chess
who do you want to kill the most?

Sonic or Silver
would you like to make an epic appearense in my story and be the main dude in one of my future stories?

Sure
now for hater of life's questions:
have you ever cought shadow attempting to kill himself?

? No
do you get sick?

Yes
can i rape you?

O_O ! NO!
will you rape me?

NO!
do you have a favorite tv show?

Criminal Minds

if you can clone yourself, will you have an orgy with your clones?

O_O I hate you.
(see what i mean? i hate his guts. i think im gona end his life soon. HEY RACCOONINMYMIND, WHEN AM I GETTING MY ROCKET UPGRADE? oh yeah and btw i forgot to mention that i am superawesome on this account and yes i am a robot)

shadow: how long does it take to upload this stuff!
superawesome: i want to see some answers to stuff!
theraccooninmymind: come on man! i want to see my answers!
max:duuuuuuuude... i want to see all of the answers to the questions!
sonic: MEPHILES! I WILL KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME *ahem* well i do want to see the answers to the questions. also, you are being held captive by girls! they are girls right? or boys...
hypnotoad: *hypnotise hypnotise hypnotise*

...

Silvia: Next is Prince of Torture.

Before I ask any questions, Let's get something out of the way. I don't like you, and I guarantee that you don't like me. But we're not here to be friendly. I'm here to ask questions, and you're here to answer them. So before you try to complain. Don't. Just don't. (This is all directed to Mephiles the Dark, and is not meant to offend the Author(s) any way, shape, or form.)

... Wow, your... Wow
1: If you killed Sonic, could you kill Mario too? (I hate Mario SO much.)

When I find a way to break the laws of space and time, then sure.
2: What do you think of this quote ? "When you kill,you don't just take their life, you carry it with you, anything and everything that they once represented becomes yours for the rest of your existence."

Bullcrap
3: I respect you. But only because you were the only person who could kill Sonic. Now answer this. What is Respect?

Respect... Never really thought of the subject. Let's see, respect is when you look up to a person in a positive, non threataning way, and I'm guessing when you want to 'follow in they're footsteps' so to speak.
4: Care to explain to me who/what Solaris was?

Solaris is a sun and fire god, which, as you can tell, is a mix of me and Iblis.
5:Does anything these Mortals ask even interest you? If not, then why are you doing this in the first place? (Again, no offenses are meant towards the Author(s) in any way, shape, or form. This is all directed towards Mephiles.) I am held here agenst my will, and you, Ulitma, and Miley honsetly intrest me.
That's all I can think of right now. Remember one thing, though. I will never try to insult or make you feel important, that's all up to you. I'm only here to kill a couple minutes and ease my curiosity a little before returning to my own fanfictions. (Again, no offenses are meant towards the Author(s) in any way, shape, or form. This is all directed towards Mephiles.)
Signed.
~The Prince of Torture.

Katie: He was... dark...

Silvia: No kidding...

Katie Anyway, next is Metal SonicMetal Knuckles.

Hello, this is Metal Sonic here. Tails Doll asked you questions last time, so I figured I'd come over.
I'm your favorite Sonic villain, eh? Flattered.

Well, you are helping me.
Just wanted to know how the plans are going. Oh, and Metal Knuckles wanted me to say 'Hi.' So... Hi.

The plans, still need to figure out some technical issuses. Oh, and, Hi I guess.

Katie: Next is Infamousplot.

Hey Mephiles! Sorry Ultima's been harassing you. Do you want me to have Tails Doll tell him to knock it off? He's a nice guy, but sometimes he can go a bit overboard ^_^'

I would owe you alot if you did.
Do you think I should spend my money on getting Sonic 06?

To see me, yes. For any othe reason, no. It's not that worth it.
What do YOU think of SonElise? Do you think it should be considered bestiality? I heard someone say that if it's with an anthro it doesn't count, but I don't think that's the case -_-' What about you?

Let me clear the air. ELISE IS AN IDIOT. A waste of time, money, and a game that would have been a lot less painful to play. And, as for Sonelise, that. Is. Gross. Now, mind you, Katie is a furry, so it was kind of offenceive to her. But that's another ordeal. Also, I think Sonic gets involved with too many human idiots. (Chris, Elise, Merlina, that genie chick i forget the name of) And That list I can garentee will get longer. Byt there has been a few good human characters, such as Maria and Hope, but that's it, and that list most likly won't increase.
How's life?

As best as it can be with Silvia around.
What do you think of Tails?

Hate him.

Tails Doll?

A not very close friend.

Katie: Next is RandomSonicfan

Aw, Mephie, y u no liek me? XD

Never said I didn't
What do you have against smiley faces? What did they ever do to you? Is it because you're jealous that they have mouths? *ducks to avoid attack*

-_- Now I do.
What's the meaning of life?

The meaning of life, huh? Well, it's to find love, happyness, and peace of mind.
What's your favorite color?

Purple and black
How do you feel about being asked stupid questions?

Annoying
Are my questions stupid? Oh wait, I already know the answer to that.

Yes
Okay, Okay, I have a serious question- How do you deal with authors who constantly talk about their OCs and act as if they are real? It gets really annoying, but what can you do?

I don't really care.

Katie: Next is Ultima

Good afternoon, Mephistopheles T. Dark. I see with a heavy heart that you despise me. A shame, really. We could've been worthy adversarys and formidable opponents. Screw the formalities! Let's get this started!

-_-
1. Try to figure this out without you brain burning to ash.
1. Sentence 2 is false
2. Sentence 1 is true
Good luck! Psyche!

... Nether one of them are true!
2. What did you think I was going to do with Miley? We just shopped for furniture! I just said that, because, knowing you, you wouldn't care, so I left it at that! It seems I can pollute even the filthiness of minds. Wait, did you just call the police just for shopping for furniture? *sarcasm* Wow... Who'd believe that!

You don't want to know what I was thinking...
3. Why do you hate me so much? Give seven reasons why, not just a short answer.

1. Your annoying

2. Your sort of scary

3. Miley scares me

4. your questions hardly make sense

5. You scare Silvia to death

6. You are on my death list

7. No one likes you! Go away!

I deeply apologize for my borderline unforgivable actions. If it makes you feel better, I'll have Miley freeze me to death with an Icicle Mine! Then that means I'll be frozen for two weeks! See ya!
Me: Miley, Icicle Mine me!
Miley: No!
Me: Do it! It'll make Mephiles happy! I don't want to be on his To Kill list!
Miley: *crestfallen* Okay... *uses Icicle Mine*
Me: *freezes*
Miley: *gets an ice pick* *sigh* He is a nitwit. A lovable nitwit, but a nitwit, nonetheless. *carefully chips away at ice* As soon as this is over, I am going to slap him!

Miley, is he worth it?

Katie: Next is Cosmo7Tails

I just have one question
why do you hate so much? I mean why hate when we can all love!
Thats all ;)

Weirdo.

Silvia: Next is... Miley?

Hi Mephy! As you know, Ultima's is frozen in ice. Before you give a snappy comment that Ultima won't review, I'll be subbing for Ultima. Yes, it's me Miley. You've heard about me from Ultima, but now I'll be reviewing while he's iced up at the moment. He's really sorry for all the stuff he did. That's why he froze himself. Technically, I froze him, but he made me do it against my will. Enough personal drama! Let's get cracking!

Oh no
Can you SpinDash?

Never tried it.
Do you want to see me slap Ultima? If not, I'll still slap him and send the video to TD, who will send it to Metal Sonic, who will send to you. *smiles happily* Either way, you'll still get the video. ^—^

I would love to.
*worriedly/fearfully* Are you going to kill Ultima for revenge? *hugs Ultima's frozen body protectively* Please don't.

Whatever
*stifles laughter* Silver is the great mighty poo, and he's going to throw his sh*t at you. *bursts out laughing* Do you know what I'm talking about?

No
Are you going to kill Sonic for Halloween? *excited* Do it! Do it! *tail swishes excitedly/hopefully/rapidly*
Based on what Ultima told you, what did you think of me? What do you think of me now?

Your alot less scary than I thought...
That's all from me for now! See ya next time! *grabs ice pick* *playfully/jokingly* Now I'll go free my lover! =^—^= Bye Bye, Mephie!