Description: Haku gets drunk. So drunk, she actually forgets how drunk she really is.
*ding dong*
Haku walked into the diner like she did every day at this time.
Except today, something was different.
For one, she was wearing a top hat and a monocle.
"Hello, Haku. The usual bottle of sake, today?" Luka asked from behind the counter.
A look of horror crossed Haku's face. "My dear Miss Megurine, how dare you suggest I would drink something so appalling!"
MEIKO looked up from her seat. "Did you just turn down a drink? What is wrong with you?"
"Madame, I would never touch my lips to something so disgusting. Anybody who does must be very low on the social ladder." Haku responded with a wave of her hand.
"Well excuse me, Miss prim and proper." MEIKO shot.
"Okay, okay." Luka calmed her, before her temper took over. "So what would you like?"
"A cup of tea, and some crumpets."
"Crumpets?" Luka asked, confused.
"Google it, m'dear."
You did not just say that. This isn't some British tea joint.
Go ask SONiKA to for your stupid crumpets. Luka thought.
Outside, she plastered on a fake smile. "Sorry Haku, we don't have crumpets. But we do have tea. Would you like Jasmine, or Green Tea?"
"Jasmine, please." Haku said, completely oblivious to Luka's growing rage.
At this point KAITO decided to chime in. "Haku, are you feeling alright?"
"Quite lovely, KAITO, why do you ask?"
"You're acting strange."
"Of course I'm not. I am simply going about my day as I always do.
Luka handed Haku the tea. "Enjoy." she said.
Haku took a sip, and spat it out.
"Auck! Hack!" she coughed.
...
"What's going on? Why do I have a monicle, top hat, and a cane?" Haku asked, visibly confused.
Looking around she spotted Luka. "Oh, hello Luka. The usual, please."
Que group facepalm.