Description: After a bit too much drinking, Luka and KAITO wake up to... each other. But its wasn't totally their fault.
"AHH!"
"AHH!"
AHHHH!
"What the hell are you doing in my bed, you perv!" Luka screamed.
"ME? You're the one with her hand around my waist!" KAITO screamed back.
"I was raching for a knife to stab you for putting your hand in my boobs!"
"I thought you were MEIKO!"
"I thought you were Gakupo!"
...
"You're sleeping with Gakupo?"
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Luka screamed again, beating KAITO with whatever was nearby.
"OW! STOP IT! Do you want to wake the whole house?"
"...oh shi-"
"CRAPCRAPCRAP!" KAITO hollored over her.
"Get out of my bed!" Luka ordered, kicking him forcefully.
"This is my room!" KAITO hollered back.
"No its... whose room is this?" Luka stopped. Pale blue colored walls, grey sheets, blue rug... this wasn't her room.
Thats when she saw it.
On the bookself.
A NEGI PLANT.
NEGI.
"Fu- "
"LUKA!"
"Shut up you moron, can't you see we've been duped?" She said, pointing to the negi plant.
"So what? Its just negi-ooooh..." realization had finally dawned on KAITO.
"THAT GIRL IS DEAD." Luka said getting up. Unfortunately for KAITO, she was in her undergarments.
Which meant he was on the ground with a broken face within a second of her realizing this.
"Lugah yew gant hit Migu, shesuh minur" KAITO said, using his (conveniently nearby) scarf to stop the bleeding.
Which wasn't working, by the way.
"I CAN, I WILL, AND SHE'LL RUE THE DAY SHE MESSED WITH ME."
"Yew mite wunna put un sum glothes furse."
*crack*
"OWW! Luga, wuddud yew duh dat fur?"
Later that day, after some (not so) manly sobbing from Gakupo, and some reconstructive surgery for KAITO, Miku was found by Teto and Defoko, upside down in the park, hanging by her ankles.
A bloody Len Kagamine was found nearby, presumably a victim of Rin and Neru.
A note was attached to a negi, impaled into the ground like a post.
It read:
You've been warned.
DON'T TRY THAT AGAIN.
With Love, Luka and MEIKO
Below it in different writing was:
PS: If Len isn't awake by the time you get down, take him to the hospital. ~Neru and Rin