Gonna let you know, I have nothing against gay people. Anyway, I don't own PJO. I don't own this music. I do however, and I'm proud to say this, own WONG!.


Kyle France

Allysa Macentire

Lily Burke

Sam Brown

Brandon Call

WONG!


This is the Apollo Cabin Music List.

WONG!

What is your name?

WONG!

That is not your real name. You have to have a last name.

WONG!

You forgot to put the year.

1995-1998. That's the years.

No? Really?

WONG!

Shut up, Wong!


.One Sweet Day

WONG!

Oh my gods...

WONG, I beg of you, SHUT UP!

WONG!

Dude, I know you have a name. And I know you're capable of not adding 'WONG!' to the end of every sentence.

WONG!

What's your last name?

WONG!

Will somebody slap him?

Hi Kyle!

Hi Sam!

WONG!

Hi WONG!

WONG!

I want some salad.


.Always Be My Baby

Two Mariah Careys in a row?

Yup!

WONG!

Um, does he always say wong?

Yeah, his name's WONG!

WONG!

My name's Kyle! You're Brandon, right?

Yeah. Do you guys only communicate on this?

No. We talk to each other in person. This is just a tradition.

WONG!

Hello, WONG!.

Hi Dad!

WONG!

WONG! to you to, son. Does anybody in here have a dead rabbit I can borrow?

What?

This cabin is weird.


.WONG!

I'm alive!

Oh my gods! And WONG!, really? WONG!

WONG!

I will find out your name. I know it isn't WONG!.

You're one to talk about wierd names Sam.

What?

I talked your mom out of naming you Phaphaphus.

Phaphaphus?

Yeah. Phaphaphus.

Why would she name me Phaphaphus?

I don't know. She thought it was pretty.

How do you say that?

Fa-fay-fus.

Interestng.

Oh my gods.

What?

We've gotten through like, three months without him writing...it.

You're right!

WONG!

It was nice while it lasted.


.Hey Lover

Nice song.

Yup.


.The Boy Is Mine

Sam, I think it's time for that talk.

Excuse me?

Well, there comes a time in every boys life, when you start having different feeling. Feelings about girls. Or possibly boys.

Ahhh!

I just want you to know that you can tell me anything.

Um, did you just call Sam gay?

Counted out by your own father. Tsk tsk.

WONG!

Okay, I am not gay. No offence to gay people.

Are you sure? You're like what, thirteen?

Seventeen, Dad...

WONG!

I'm begining to think WONG! is either really, really stupid or has been cursed so that he can only say WONG!.


.My Way

You are officially a member of the Apollo Cabin!

WONG!

Hi, Chim. I'm Apollo. I'm your dad. I'm a nice person. Rainbows are pretty.

Yet he worries about me.

I did not write that!

Of course you didn't.

WONG!

If I kill WONG!, will you disown me?

I will help you kill WONG!.

You're gonna kill your son?
I while longer in this cabin, Chim, and you'll understand. You'll live for now, WONG!.

WONG!