Okay, from here on out it's less humor and mostly smut. What can I say? And again...if you can't stand to read anything positive about Bagoas...step away now. You have been warned.


Alexander's head was reeling and he was having a hard time breathing. His body was being assaulted from both sides.

Hephaestion slipped his arms around Alexander's waist and pulled him back flush against him. He licked and nibbled his way down one side of Alexander's neck, across his shoulders, then up the other side. He nipped lightly with his teeth, stopping to suckle the soft skin here and there, leaving purplish bruise marks wherever he paused. He felt Alexander shudder and saw goose bumps appear down his arms as he breathed into his ear. He chuckled softly and gently nipped his earlobe. He pressed his hips against Alexander's backside and felt him push back to increase the contact.

Bagoas was kissing his way down Alexander's neck, stroking his chest and down his flat stomach. He leaned down and nipped at first one nipple, then the other.

Alexander fisted his hands in Bagoas long, soft hair and moaned softly. He leaned his head back against Hephaestion's shoulder, exposing his throat…, which Hephaestion promptly attacked from the side.

Hephaestion tugged on Alexander's sleeves, getting him to release his hold on Bagoas' hair. He slowly eased the robe back, pulling it gradually down his shoulders and upper back, kissing and licking a trail as he went. Alexander dropped his hands to his sides, and the robe slid from his body, onto the floor.

Alexander trembled, but it had nothing to do with the fact that he was now naked. The heat from the man behind him, and the one in front of him, was intense. He was so incredibly aroused he couldn't see straight.

Hephaestion nibbled Alexander's shoulder, then leaned up to whisper in his ear "Gods, Alexander, your skin is so soft, and you smell so good…"... The kisses continued down the back of his neck. Hephaestion kissed further down his shoulder, tracing a line with his tongue from one shoulder blade to the other. His hands slipped lower to grip Alexander's hips, pulling him tighter to him.

Alexander's head fell forward onto Bagoas' shoulder, and he whimpered slightly as Hephaestion gently kneaded the firm globes of his ass.

Bagoas looked at Hephaestion over Alexander's shoulder, waiting for a cue. Hephaestion gave a slight nod, and the two men exchanged a smile.

Alexander's eyes widened in disbelief as Bagoas leaned forward and kissed Hephaestion over his shoulder. What the hell? And why did it turn him on so much? Both men had their arms around him, sandwiching him between their bodies. He could feel Hephaestion's obvious arousal pressing against his ass and he wiggled against it, drawing a soft moan from the beautiful brunette.

He looked slightly confused as Bagoas backed away from him. He felt Hephaestion's warm breath on his ear as he whispered. "Be still, Alexander." He did as asked. Hephaestion came around in front of him and gave him a dazzling smile that took his breath.

Hephaestion lifted his arms slightly as Bagoas moved behind him and slowly eased the black silk robe from his shoulders. He placed his hand on Bagoas' shoulder to steady himself as the eunuch helped him step out of the silk pants. With a deep growl in his throat, he grabbed Alexander and pulled his warm, naked body to him, pressing them as tightly together as he could. He claimed his mouth in a deep kiss.

Alexander moaned into Hephaestion's mouth as the kiss deepened further. He was quite simply being devoured. Hephaestion's strong arms held him firmly against him as his tongue tasted every part of his mouth. Once again, he felt another pair of hands on his shoulders, and a series of light kisses trailed down the back of his neck. The hands on his shoulders slid down to his waist, and snaked their way between him and Hephaestion, brushing his very erect cock. He thought he was going to die right there. He felt Hephaestion shudder and moan softly.

After what seemed like an eternity, Hephaestion broke the kiss and pulled back, panting. He looked over Alexander's shoulder at Bagoas, again nodding and giving him some sort of cue.

Alexander had no idea what those two had been up to, and what they had planned, but he didn't care. He was more turned on than he had ever been in his life.

Hephaestion took his hand and walked backwards until he was against the side of the bed. Leaning forward, he nipped Alexander's lower lip and soothed it with his tongue. "Sit down, Alexander, please".

Alexander moved on very shaky legs to sit on the side of the bed, his wide eyes looking back and forth between Hephaestion and Bagoas. Both men smiled at him, and he felt like the main course at a feast.

Gracefully, Hephaestion knelt down at Alexander's feet, gently pushing his knees apart. Bagoas knelt down beside him. The two of them exchanged a deep kiss, each one running a hand up Alexander's thighs.

Bagoas broke the kiss first, and began kissing his way up the inside of Alexander's thigh. Hephaestion began kissing and licking his way up the other side.

Alexander watch, fascinated, as Bagoas wrapped his fingers around his erection and licked a line up the underside to the tip. He closed his eyes at the sensation, and then nearly passed out as he felt a second mouth working up from the base. His eyes flew wide open, and he watched in total amazement as his two lovers took turns licking and sucking him, occasionally leaning in to kiss each other. It was the most erotic thing he had ever experienced. He reached down and ran his fingers through Bagoas soft hair, and with his other hand, threaded his fingers through Hephaestion's hair. Gods, he had been thinking about doing that earlier in the evening, but certainly never thought it would happen. Especially like this. He didn't want to come yet, so he pushed their heads back gently and scooted back away from their eager mouths.

Hephaestion smiled up at Alexander, his eyes dark with passion. "Are you ready for the rest of your present, Alexander?"

Alexander looked down into the faces of the two men before him, both of whom looked like they wanted to eat him alive. He felt a shiver of anticipation run through his body, and he simply shook his head in affirmation.

Hephaestion and Bagoas exchanged another look and then stood.

"Very good. Just relax. Trust me."