Chapter 4: Every man for himself!

Discalimer: I own nothing.

Cloud left the bridge only to find the dead body of an naval tech. He scavenged the body for ammo.

Cloud: Hooray gun ammo!!

Areith: To bad it can from a dead body.

Cloud: Ammo's ammo.

Then he heard the tell tale sounds of dusks the enemy light infantry heading straight at him. They rounded a corner in there orange and red battle armor. One is also wearing a sombrero, a poncho, and a Poncho Villa style bandolier.

Dusk 1: Man I'm glad we hit that taco stand!

Dusk 2: I know but I do have a slight case of indigestion.

Dusk 3: Look! A toon! Let's kill it!!!

Dusk 1: Yeah!!!

Dusk 2: Can I go to the bathroom first?

Dusk 1/ Dusk 2: What? Now?

Dusk 2: Yes.

Dusk 1: We don't have time.

Dusk 2: Please.

Dusk 3: No.

Dusk 2: Please.

Dusk 1: No!

Dusk 2: Please?

Dusk 3: NO!!

Cloud tired of waiting shoots dusk number two.

Dusk 1: Thank you.

Cloud: No problem.

He shoots both of them then.

Areith: That was rather stupid.

Cloud: Yeah it really was.

They enter a large caffatire which at the door step Cloud finds a fallen assault rifle.

Cloud: Awesome! Now about a sword…

Ranger24: No.

The cafeteria they find is filled with a large fire fight involving the reds and Carl against a bunch of dusks and elite's.

Sarge: Simmons you cover the right door. Donut the left door. Grif you be my human shield!

Grif: Why the heck do I have to be your human shield?

Cloud: Right while you guys have your little chit chat I'm going to go kill these guy's

Sarge: Grif! Shut up and get in front of me.

Cloud begins to kill off the nobodies while the reds argue.

Grif: Well I don't want to be your human shield!

Sarge: Tuff! I'm the commander of this squad so we do things my way!

Simmons: Sir that blue guy with the green helmet just killed off all of the enemy soliders.

Sarge: Darn blues. Alright men let's get to an escape pod while I figure out how to kill Grif and make it look like an accident.

Grif: I hate you so much.

Cloud: Later.

He fights his way deeper in through the ship helping the marines and naval personnel get out of very sticky spots. Then they find a sign marked "Stair's and life boats".

Areith: We need to get to the life boats if we want to get off the ship.

Cloud: Then let's go.

They head for the stairs mopping up a few more enemy troops. Suddenly they come upon a large fire fight for the stairs. Zuko, Johnny Bravo, Chad, Nigel Uno, and Wallbey Beatles are pinned down at the bottom of the stairs.

Zuko: Hey Cloud mind lending a hand?

Cloud: Sure.

He fires up at the nobodies above them while the marine's fight off the nobodies surrounding them.

Wally: Yeah take this you son of a B!!

Nigel: Number four watch your language!

Wally: We're marines we can curse if we want to.

Nigel: Really oh well then.

He shoots a group of dusks.

Nigel: That's right you mother fer's!! Get up so I can school you a's again!!

Zuko: Please refrain from the heavy cursing.

Cloud cleans them out and continues on to the lifeboats.

Areith: Let's get out of here!

The life boats launch as she says's this.

Cloud: D!

HE turns off screen.

Cloud: Hey! Ranger!

Ranger24: What?

Cloud: Can you turn of the censors.

Ranger24: Only on the light words only the F word and B words will be censored.

Cloud: Good with me.

He returns to the current issue.

Cloud: So how do we get out of here?

Areith: There are still a few life boats on the other side of the ship.

Cloud: Great more chances to get killed.

Areith: Don't worry we can use the maintenance access way's to get there faster.

Cloud: Long dark scary tunnels?

Areith: Yes it's either that or run through hundreds of more fire fights and risk getting killed.

Cloud: Fine.

He enters the small tunnels.

Cloud: I can't see!

Areith: Turn on you flash light moron.

Cloud: Oh right.

He makes his way through tunnels bypassing a few fire fights and then comes out on a long hallway He fights off a few more enemy troops finds a couple of grenades and then comes upon a single hall with one life boat still docked.

Areith: GET ON THAT BOAT!!!

He runs for the pod as Shaggy falls over at the entrance.

Shaggy: Oh no it can't end this way!

Cloud picks him up and threw him on board then climbs in himself. Already on board are Wilt, Homer Simpson, and Jack Spicer.

Cloud: Punch it.

Madame Foster: You got it sonny boy!!! YEHAW!!!!

The pod rockets out of its berth.

Madame Foster: We're disengaged going for minimum safe distance.

Jack Spicer: Hey how long have you been flying?

Madame Foster: I just got my license this morning!

Everyone gulps.

Shaggy: We're screwed aren't we?

Homer: Yep.

Shaggy: Why did I join the marines?

Wilt: Wait this is the marines I thought it was the peace corp.

Jack: What is that thing?

He motions to the ring now visible.

Foster: Hell if I know. But we're landing on it.

Shaggy: The toon it's going down!

Everyone looks out the rear to see the ship rocketing forward.

Areith: I knew it! The Toons accelerating! Uno is going manually!

The ship fly's straight over head.

Foster: This is it we're entering the rings atmosphere in five!

Areith: Shouldn't we take a set?

Cloud: We'll be fine.

Areith: If I still had finger's they'd be crossed.

Cloud: But that's bad luck.

Areith: It is?

Cloud: Yes.

Areith: Oh srry then. Not crossing nonexistent fingers.

Cloud: Good we might just live then.

Well there you go folks our hero's are heading for halo. In other news today April 24th is my birthday! Huzzah!! Huzzah!! Many more huzzahs!! Read and review Ranger24 out!