I decided to right this short since it's my birthday. Yeah! Enjoy.
Birthday bonus
The Ranger24's birthday bash.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the oc.
The Master Chief Spartan 117 checked off a few things on the clipboard. He may have been a master of war but when it came to planning a party he had a hard time. He was lucky he had Aang and Cortona to help him. Otherwise this whole thing would turn into a big old mess. It was Ranger24's birthday and they had to make sure everything was perfect. Ranger was still at school so they had to hurry to get every thing in order in time for the party. The entire cast of his fan fiction Halo a cartoon cross over was coming every thing had to be perfect.
Cortona: I think we have everything.
Chief: We got presents, piñata, band, karaoke, candy, soda, invites, chips, dip, and salsa.
Aang: I think that's everything.
Cortona: Good Chief go get the cake.
Chief: Wait what?
Cortona: The cake. You were supposed to get it.
Chief: Umm right give me a minute.
He runs out side thinking: Damn I completely forgot the cake!
He gets in his custom warthog and gets to the bakery.
Chief: Hey I need a cake fast. A birthday cake fifteen candle very big.
Baker: Wow that's odd we have one just like that.
Chief: I'll take it!
He hands over his cash. A few seconds later the cake is strapped down in place of the main gun.
Baker: Enjoy.
Chief: Thank you.
He gets on the free way checking his watch.
Chief: Okay I still have five minutes till Ranger gets back home.
Suddenly there came the roar off a group of ghost engines. The Chief looks around to see the fiercest gang on the west side of fan fiction city. The Grunt gang.
Grunt boss: Hand over the cake and we won't kill you!
Chief: NO WAY!!
He guns the engine at full throttle running a stop light watched by five police officers.
Police officer 1: Did you see that!
Police officer 2: Yeah no left bumper sticker… LET'S GET HIM!!
The grunts drive by. The police gun their engines and go haring after them. The chase passes Grim and Mandy.
Mandy: What was that?
Grim: I think a guy who has a cake and is in a hurry to get to a birthday party is being chased by the grunts and the police.
Mandy: Come on let's see who this ends.
Grim: I hope there's a pile up!
The chase goes through half the city then finally the Chief breaks free and gets back to the house with fifty seconds left.
Cortona: You're cutting it close!
Chief: Let's just light the candles.
Aang: Right Zuko.
Zuko throw's a group of well aimed fire darts at the candles lighting them.
Cortona: He's here hide!!
Cortona dims the lights everyone hides. Ranger24 comes through the door and puts down his back pack.
Ranger24: Whew what a day.
He turns on the lights.
Everyone: Surprise!!!
Ranger24: Cool my first surprise party!
He blows out the candles after the happy birthday song is sung.
Suddenly the grunts, the cops, Grim, and Mandy bust through the wall.
Grunt boss: All right hand over the cake and nobody gets hurt.
Ranger's lip trembles.
Ranger24: You want to take away my birthday cake? On my birthday!
Suddenly two balls of energy erupt in his hands as he draws his sword.
Aang: Oh boy…
Chief: Take cover!!
Ranger24: TWILIGHT TERROR!!!
The grunts scream like little girls as a blast of grey light erupts in the room. Everyone hit's the deck trying to avoid the obviously deadly attack. There come the sounds of slicing but no screams. Suddenly it stops and clears to show Ranger24 right next to the cake which is perfectly cut for everyone.
Ranger24: Then have a slice.
Grunt boss: Wow I thought you were going to kill us?
Ranger24: Yeah but it's my birthday so I'll let it slide.
Chief: Alright! Let's get this party started!! Hit boys!!!
The spot lights turn on and reveal Mushu, Puss in boots, and Donkey.
Mushu: Hit it mystro!!
The music begins to play everyone starts cheering.
Donkey: Hey everybody you ever heard a cat, a donkey, and a dragon sing?
Ranger24: In Dairus Almighty's fanfiction yes.
(A/N: YOU RULE DAIRUS!!!)
And so they party until midnight. There was much drinking of Coca Cola and many pranks. And in the end the police let the Chief's reckless driving slide. And they all got ready for the next chapter in Ranger24's Fan fiction Halo: a cartoon Parody!!
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