Chapter 6 Why is it alway's long dark tunnels.

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(A/N: There is some bitching and moaning in this chapter.)

Cloud drove the warthog into a low canyon that seemed to lead nowhere. Suddenly he came upon a large opening in the cliff face.

Areith: This tunnel isn't a natural formation. Some one built this so naturaly it must lead some where.

Cloud: No duh.

Areith: Let's see where this tunnel go's.

Cloud: I hate dark tunnel's.

Areith: Get over it turn on the head lights.

Cloud: Fine.

Cloud drive's the hog through the twisting and turning Road. Twice he had to gun the engine over a gaps in the road. Soon they came upon a massive dark chamber.

Clay: My god. Talk about open air.

Suddenly a pair of kuni knives shot past the Clouds helmet.

Cloud: Ambush!

He dove out of the Hog unslinging his assualt rifle. The road was on a raised platform completly exposed on both sides. Clay opened up with the Warthogs chain gun.

Clay: You want some of this!

Cloud: Clay! Get to cover!

Clay: This is how we do things in texas you monsters!

He hoses down two dusk and a sound ninja. Suddenly a Kuni strikes him in the ribs. HE collapses from the guntrying to pull the knife out.

Clay: GOD DAMNIT I'M HIT.

Cloud ran to cover Clay hoseing down an elite Nobody.

Cloud: Hang in there man. We'll get you to a medic soon.

Clay get's up after removing the knife and injects some biofoam winceing.

Clay: I'll hold up sir just a bad scratch.

Clay remounts the machine gun and continues fireing. Under their combined fire they neutrilize most of the hostile forces in the area. Cloud Begins to hunt the rest of them down.

Cloud: I just hope they don't jump out and scream at me.

4th Dusk: BOO!

Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He sprays the entire area in assualt rifle fire and grenades.

Areith: Please tell me you didn't soil your armor.

Cloud: To late.

Areith: Ew.

Cloud then tries to continue on...

Cloud: Alright let's go Clay!

Clay: Fine by me.

Areith: Umm guy's.

Cloud gunns the engines and drives forward only to find him self on the edge of a seemingly bottomless chasm.

Areith: There's no road.

Clay: You think they'd put up a sign or something.

Areith: It's right next to you.

They look around to see a black sign with purple lettering.

Cloud: Yeah that's vibrant and noticable.

Cloud get's out.

Areith: What are you doing?

Cloud: Finding the controls to extend the bridge.

Areith: I hope this dosen't turn into that scene from star wars.

Cloud finds a small ramp like staircase.

Cloud: This looks suspicous.

Areith: Gee you think.

Cloud climbs the staircaase cautiously. Suddenly an elite Nobody attacks!

Cloud: Why do they alway's jump out at me!

Areith: Maybe it's karma.

Cloud throughs a plasma grenade at the Nobody. The grenade detonates on the Nobody blowing it to kingdom come.

Cloud: It go boom.

Areith: Cut the chatter already.

Cloud walks down a long hall that seems to overview the entire area. Suddenly he spotts a floating glowing blue control panel.

Areith: Intresting semi solid hologram's it's both here and not here at all.

Cloud: Short version.

Areith: It's an interactive hologram.

Cloud: Sweet just imagen what I could do with it...

Areith: Just press a button.

Cloud: Enie, meanie, miney, mo, touch, a, tiger, on, his, toe, if, he ,hollars, let, him, go, enie, meanie, miney, mo.

He presses a button suddenly a massive light bridge appears covering the chasm.

Cloud/Areith: Wow.

They go back down to Clay then Cloud tests the bridge with his foot.

Cloud: Yep it's solid.

He hopps back into the warthog.

Cloud: Hang on.

They begin to cross the bridge.

Clay: Holly crap. This is as nearly as weird as that alien movie.

Areith: ET phone home.

Cloud: Yep I'm surrounded by morons.

They begin to drive out of the tunnels.

Areith: Hey guy's good news. It seems the Organizations battle net is completely unincripted.

Cloud: And thats good why?

Areith: Because now I have acess to all of their recon reports and information. It seems that the more toons escape the pillar of toon then I expected. The captain really gave them hell. If we can find the captain and the other survivors we have a chance of mounting an effective resistance.

Clay/Cloud: Horray!

Cloud: Hey look sunlight.

They exit the tunnels.

Areith: I'm picking up three life boat beacons.

Cloud: Time to go to work.

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