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I would like to thank my five reviewers for their comments and ideas.

Yes, you can send in ANY ideas you have, modern ones, ones that reference to other things ect.

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1 I will not steal Gandalf's hat.

"Did you get it?" Asked Pippin.

"Yes, Gandalf was sleeping so it was easy to steal!" Merry said holding up Gandalf's hat.

"We are going to get in HUGE trouble though," Merry commented.

"I know but I look good in this hat!" laughed Pippin.

"Peregrin Took and Meradoc Brandybuck you give me my hat back right now!" an angry voice yelled. The Pippin and Merry looked at each other.

"Run?" they asked in unison. They both nodded quickly. They laughed as they ran off quickly.

2 I will not follow Sam around saying my precioussss.

Sam was working in the gardens as per usual when a voice hissed "My precioussss,". Sam jumped.

"Who's there?" he asked

"My precioussss," hissed the voice again.

"Stop it right now!" yelled Sam.

"My precioussss," the voice hissed again.

"Life, why do you hate me so?" Sam yelled.

3 I will not give Frodo brown contacts for his birthday saying that the blue creeps me out.

"Umm guys why did you give me brown contacts for my birthday?" Frodo asked staring at Pippin and Merry.

"Your blue eyes creep us out," they said in unison.

"Um excuse me?" Frodo asked.

"Your blue eyes creep us out!" Merry yelled slowly.

"Run away from the hobbit with the creepy eyes!" Pippin yelled. Pippin and Merry ran off laughing.

"Well, that was weird," Frodo said to him self.

4 I will not keep sending Sam 'how to lose thirty pounds in thirty days' flyers.

Sam yawned as he got up to check his letter box. He pulled out one flyer. 'How to lose thirty pounds in thirty days'. He had been getting these flyers for a few days now,

"Why won't these stupid flyers stop, I am don't need to lose thirty pounds in thirty days!" Sam yelled.

"Life, why do you hate me so!"

5 I will not call Frodo a pansy. (It's true but he wouldn't like it.)

"Hey Frodo, why are you such a pansy?" Pippin asked Frodo curiously.

"I am not a pansy!" Frodo replied crossing his arms.

"Are too."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Why are you so mean?"

So, there is the first five rules, I hope you like it! Poor Sam, life why do you hate me so just might become his catch phrase for this story! Anyway please review and ideas are welcome with open arms! Anyway happy new year to all! RANDOMXHARRYXPOTTERXFAN out!