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Have some Style vs. K2! Coz everyone loves Kyle!

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Style vs. K2

They were sitting around the table in Cartman's basement. And by they I mean The Human Kite and Toolshed.

"Yea but you have to admit, his costume is pretty wicked" And for the fifth time that hour The Human Kite, alias Kyle Broflowski, was going on about how great Mysterion, alias Kenny McCormick, was.

Anyone else would call The Human Kite and mock him until he shut up. But, as well as being The Kites super best friend, Toolshed, alias Stan Marsh,was totally gay for him. And so everytime he swooned over Mysterion, toolshed would come up with some 'witty' remark.

"Yea but that bouncing question mark on his head is totally stupid" Toolshed's voice was gradually getting sulkier and sulkier.

"And the way he fights the bad guy. He's got total skill"

"Except for when the bad guy wins"

"And when has the bad guy won Marsh?" uh oh. He pulled out the last name. He was getting pissed.

"Ummmm..." Thankfully that's when the rest of Coon and Friends came down the stairs to begin our meeting

Toolshed couldn't help but make a comparison. Where he was Superman, Mysterion was Batman. He was your all around good guy where Mysterion had a dark past. Let's hope Kyle likes all around good guys.

But to secure The Kite as his maybe he should turn it up a notch. Yea that's what he'd do. He'd be brave and fight like a true hero. That would win the Jew over.

Later...

Oh crap oh crap oh crap. We got thrown through a portal to Cthulhu's dimension. And now there are hungry monsters all around. Hungry for us.

Okay Marsh. This is it. Be brave. "I don't think we're going to last very long out here" I had to think of a plan to save us. It was all up to me. And that's when Kenny butted in.

"Alright you guys hide as long as you can. I'll try and find help"

"How dude." He doesn't even realise we can't go anywhere to find help.

"Kenny where the hell are you going" Kyle really did sound like he cared.

"I'm going to try and get you all out of here. If this works. Or I Could be wrong"

And with that he leapt off the cliff. He was impaled on some spikes and the last words he uttered were "Ow. That fucking hurt"

"Oh my God. Kenny" I know he's my competition. But I would never want him to die.

As if rehearsed Kyle muttered "You...you crazy bastard". That's when I saw it. He was truly devastated. Maybe he was actually totally gay for Kenny. But he'd never get his chance now.

"You were so brave you stupid, stupid blonde. Kyle was still sobbing away. I placed a hand on his shoulder. If I couldn't be with him, I would still be his super best friend.

"It'll be okay.

And somehow it was. We were rescued and life went back to normal. Apart from the fact that Kenny and Kyle confessed their feelings for each other.

They're still together to this day, 10 years later. I guess Kyle was more of a dark knight kind of guy than the man of steel sort.

Wow. That was bad. Someone suggested coon and friends so I rolled with it. Down a hill and into a bog.

So next up is Tyde vs. Stolovan. Where Clyde is a ninja.

And next will be Candy vs. Kyman but first I need inspiration.