Disclaimer: I do not own South Park
I've had this written for like ever but I've been too lazy to type it up. Sorry.
From Clyde's Point Of View
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Tyde vs. Stolovan
I must look total badass. With my awesome ninja mask and stars. I'll totally be swift. No one will hear or see me coming. Because I am a total pro at this ninja thing.
I'm walking down a familiar street. Although walking may be the wrong term. It's more like being swift, darting from tree to bush to mailbox. Yeah I'm THAT ninja.
This street is the street that my Star Wars obsessed friend, Kevin Stoley, lives down. And I was about to go total ninja on his ass.
You see, we got into this little argument the other day. This argument was about who would win in a fight; a jedi or a ninja. I voted a ninja coz you know...they're awesome. And Kevin, being the dumb fanboy he is, voted a jedi. He said something like "they have The Force". Psh...like that would help them against a ninja.
So here I am, walking down his street, about to prove that ninjas are the best.
I knew his room was around the back of their house, I had been in this room several times watching movies, a tad on-the-feminine-side movies where Kevin would get a tad too close. I put that down to him being a socially inept nerd. And so I ninja ducked my way towards his window, hiding just beneath the pane. I carefully peek over the edge, through an open window, to see him playing some Star Wars video game with his back to me. Perfect.
I flipped myself into his room, being totally silent may I add, without any reaction from its occupant. I lift up my foot, about to ninja kick him in the head when...
I was bitch slapped in the face by a bright green plastic lightsaber.
Brown looked into brown. Both showed utterly shocked expressions. Kevin's mouth formed a perfect "O" while Clyde's was thoroughly turned down at the corners. Then Clyde did what he had become somewhat famous for; he broke down in tears and ran out of the Stoley household.
Kevin did not recover quick enough to prevent the stricken ninja fleeing his house.
Oh well he thought I'll buy him a taco later. Hell maybe I'll even grow a pair and ask him out.
Meanwhile...
How could he do that? I wasn't going to kick him that hard! WAH!
By now I'm running to my better friends house, one who wouldn't be that mean to me!
Token Black's household was on the other side of town but it was worth it. He would be nice to me, console me, tell me ninja's are totally better than jeid's. He might even get me a taco.
I arrive at his door and knock loudly. I'm done with being sneaky. He opens the door and looks about ready to ask me why I'm in a ninja outfit, when he notices I'm crying.
He ushers me inside to the kitchen where he makes me a taco. My life is, once again, epically amazing.
That's when I feel his lip's on mine. I have zero reaction. I hadn't even considered this which leads to me being unable to fully understand. But I'm not saying I don't like it. So I kiss back.
I feel Token smirk before pulling back.
"Well I think a ninja would totally kick a Jeidi's ass"
That was not my greatest work I must admit. :/
But I saw that there is like no stories at the moment about either couple. So I decided to add to the system.
I have a one-shot I'm about to write but I don't know if it should be Cryde or Tyde? It's centred around Clyde anyway.
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