XD Omg , I lovee this , picturing poor Near was the best XD

"Hey." Mello called to the vale, "We need our car." He said handing the boy a ticket.

"Okay sir, I'll be right back." He said looking over it, and running off to get the car.

"See, we'll get the car, we'll drive around, regain some of our memory, then head home." Mello said casually. "No need to worry." He closed his eyes, and smiled at Near and Matt, who's jaws dropped as they saw, it. "What?" Mello said confused, then he turned around to see his car, his beautiful mustang, painted a bright hot pink. "WHAT!" He screamed, "WHO'S FUCKIN-" His rants were muffled out by Matt who opened the back seat and practically threw him in.

"I'll drive." He said, "You just… Vent."

"WHAT THE FUCK! PINK! PINK! WHO'S FUCKING FAULT IS THIS! I'LL BET IT WAS THAT LITTLE WHORE! FUCK SHIT TIT WHORE BITCH SKANK CUNT-" Mello's ranting continued, Near and Matt just tried to tune him out.

"Okay, where too first?" Near asked.

"Hmm, does that receipt have a time?" Matt asked pulled onto the road.

"Ummmm…" Near looked it over, "5:16"

"Holy shit we really went all out eh?" Matt laughed to which Near just twitched his eye a little. "Okay, well then, since we have no idea what the note's about, let's try that Matty's Twain place, does that metal have an address?"

"501 East Twain." Near stated.

"Awesome." Matt nodded and continued driving.

They took about half an hour trying to get there, listening to Mello's pissed off yells, and politically incorrect vocabulary. "Okay Mello, settle down we're here." Matt yawned.

"FUCK YOU!" Mello answered still quite pissed.

The three entered the dingy tavern, and looked around. It was poorly lit, and smelled of musk. They approached the bar and waited for the goofy looking man behind the counter to serve them. "What can I do for you g-" He stopped and stared at Near. "Oh!" He laughed, "Back for more I see!"

"W-what?" Near asked.

"Oh come on, Mr. Karaoke King! You kicked ass last night!" He said cheerfully. "Don't tell me you don't remember."

"Ok, well, you see… We have this little problem." Matt began. "Now, we're having a hard time remembering just what happened last night, but we need to know. Did we talk to you, or did you see us talking to anyone?"

"Aha, well we sure had an interesting conversation leather boy!" He looked over at Mello.

"Oh?" He asked. "About what?"

"Hmmm, well you started out saying the zoo was amazing, and that that poor panda will regret mocking you." He thought.

"… Wait, what did I say?" Mello asked genuinely concerned.

"Well, we didn't stay on the subject for too long, I'm sorry" The barkeep said forgivingly, "But, if it helps, this place has a video camera on 24/7"

The four huddled in a dark back room with a little computer, watching the screen intently. "See, there you are." The man pointed to the screen as Matt, Mello, Near, and Beyond all walked in. Okay, you were quiet for a few minutes then… Here." He said fast forwarding it, when he stopped it Near was up on the stage, with everyone cheering. Matt and Mello were up front yelling encouragement.

Nears face dropped in embarrassment as the eighty-ish sounding music came on, and he started singing the most embarrassing song imaginable. "Uh huh, Uh huh this my shit." The televised Near started going. "A few times I've been around the track, but it ain't just gonna happen like that, cause I ain't no holliback girl, no I ain't no holliback girl!" He sang.

"OH GOD! TURN IT OFF!" Near panicked embarrassed.

Matt and Mello couldn't control the laughter. "oh wait," The barkeep brought more 'good news'" there were more songs."

He watched the fast forwarding screen, until it played and Near saw himself blaring out "Ma Humps, Ma humps ma humps ma humps! My lovely lady lumps, in the back and in the front!" The screen fast forwarded again. "At first I was afraid, I was petrified, thought I could no longer live without you by my side, oh how I spent so many nights just feeling lonely for myself I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high and you see me!"

"TURN IT OFF!" The blancette shouted angrily. The other two were still laughing hysterically.

"Guess we know why they call you the Karaoke King!" Matt teased.

"FUCK! Look, do you know were we went afterwards?" Near twitched.

"Hmm, I think you said something about Club Paradise." The barkeep said, and turned off the screen.

"Thank you! Let's go!" He yelled and dragged two red-faced maniacs out of the bar.

Oh God, Holliback girl, My humps, I will survive? My mind id the weirdest XD Lol review? :D Over 9000 points if you do! :3