Crenny vs Butters/Creek vs Beek

Craig Tucker and Kenny McCormick were both assholes when it came to relationships. It was a well-known fact. Kenny was a whore and just up for a good fuck, whereas Craig was a conqueror, and as soon as he knew he could have someone, he no longer wanted them. This was because, once they wanted him, they got emotional. And Craig hated emotional people.

And that's why Kenny and Craig eventually got together. All Kenny wanted was a good fuck, and what Craig wanted was someone who was willing to keep emotions out of the relationship. You may call this a match made in heaven. However, it was more like a match made in hell. This is because, by these two forming a relationship, they left the blondes who loved them heart-broken and in despair.

People pitied these blondes. They were not mean-spirited people and they seemed to have done nothing wrong in their lives, other than loving the emotionless and whoring boys. People believed them to be dim witted, and this was another reason for pitying them. However, they were the furthest from dumb.

Tweek Tweak was very smart actually. And he'd do well on test. If it wasn't for his tendency to panic and freeze. He had a particular knack for math and science. Because in these subjects, there was always a right or wrong answer. No in-betweens. Tweek liked this.

The other blonde was Butters Stotch. His talents lay in what people would describe as English based subjects. English, history, classical studies, he could do well in all. If it wasn't for his parents tendency to take away his study books when he was grounded. They mistake it for some form of entertainment, and so always took them off him. Therefore, Butters was always behind in his work and often couldn't catch up before test. It was just unfortunate that his grades did not reflect his intelligence.

Butters and Tweek were also very good learners. They were able to learn from other peoples behaviours. So, because of this, Butters had learned to be a sex kitten of sorts from hanging out with a certain hooded blonde, while Tweek had learned the ability to be apathetic towards people and relationships from hanging out with an apathetic noirette.

These abilities were about to assist them in the planned they formed. The plan that involved each blonde getting their desired boy to be his.

This plan was based around a simple human emotion. Lust. They hoped to make the sex-based couple lust for them. It supposedly wouldn't be too hard. The couple were already giving in to their animal desires by being together. They felt no emotions for the other. Just lust. So, if the blondes could create a larger lust in the boy they wanted, the couple was doomed for sure. It was quite an evil genius plan. Butters would say his professor Chaos came out in the planning stage.

And what could create more lust than two blondes together. They spread news of their supposed escapades throughout the school. They even kissed and acted as a couple in the company of others. This is where Tweek's ability to not care about his relations with others came in handy. He didn't care about the moments he shared with Butters. Sure, on an animalistic level without feelings it felt good. And so that's the level he stayed at.

When it appeared that the two other boys were intrigued by the blonde's activities, they unleashed step two of their plan. Step two had the ability to become quite embarrassing for the boys involved, but they were willing to risk it. Just to get the boys they loved. Like the devoted lovers they were.

Step two was where Butters abilities came in to play. This is because step two was a sex tape. A very kinky sex tape any who saw it may say. But it was only intended for two pairs of eyes; Kenny's and Craig's. It was therefore left in an appropriate location; outside of Craig's house.

It had to appear as if it had been dropped by accident, so it was slightly off to the side of the path. Tweek knew Craig would notice it. Craig always noticed when things were different. They upset his normal lifestyle.

And Craig did indeed see it. And when he saw 'Tweek and Butters; do NOT watch' written on the front, he'd be lying if he didn't say he was intrigued. He invited Kenny over, because even the most unromantic movies ended in sex, between the pair.

However, it did not this time. It ended in Kenny running off to Butters house, where he would proceed to sneak in and have various escapades in between the bed sheets, where Butters proved he was more than enough for the hooded blonde, and with Craig calling Tweek and demanding he come over. Craig even offered him the best coffee they had in the house, the type only his dad was allowed to use, before taking him on the couch. They couldn't make it to the bedroom in time. And Tweek even proved that he didn't need to become an emotional mess when being involved with Craig. He was almost as apathetic as the black haired boy himself.

And, whenever the two blondes who worked together to get the boys they wanted, passed each other in the corridors of school, they would always share a knowing glance. Because they both knew; if they ever got sick of their respective partners, they made quite a good couple themselves.

Not really a love triangle but y'know.

I don't really have any ideas for a new chapter, so if anyone else wants to give me an idea I may run with it. If I can figure out a plot for it.