Ranger24: Welll at last Clouds in the Library.

Chief: Oh great that place.

Ranger24: What?

Chief: You've played the game you know what happens here.

Ranger24: Oh right. Oh and I put a space balls and Monty Python easter eggs in here so try to find them and if you do find them you get a high five!

Chapter 22: I hate doors!

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Cloud reappeared in side of a massive building with a wide vaulted cealing. Along the walls were hundereds of galleries. He shock his head trying to regain his balance then he noticed Dojo floating around. He was a little ticked so he shoot at him but the bullets bounced off him.

Dojo: Really Reclaimer you must save your ammo for the task ahead.

Cloud: Where am I? Who the hell are you and why the f am I here?

Dojo: You should already no the answer to all that Reclaimer.

Cloud thought for a moment then he had a brillant idea. Feign forget fullness or memory.

Cloud: Yes well Dojo it's been such along time I need my memoery refreshed.

Dojo: Very well then. We are here to retreive the index and activate the ring to stop the jellyfish. Where we are is the library. And I am the moniter of this installation.

Ranger24: Everybody get that? Good!

Cloud: Right so where is this index?

Dojo: Over there. But we have to go over there

Cloud looks up at least fourty stories up is a small glowing green cylinder shape.

Cloud: Hey why don't you just teleport me up there?

Ranger24 relizing this error imedatlely made it so the top level was sheilded from any inbound teleportation and made Dojo say so.

Dojo: The level with the platform is sheilded against all inbound teleportation. So you have to fight your way up.

Cloud: You mean we.

Dojo: Nah I'll just make exploding noises with my mouth.

Cloud: You suck.

Dojo: Indeed. Wait. Oh damnit!

Cloud: Ha you do suck you admited it.

They make their way forward. But as soon as Cloud moves dozens of combat and infection forms attack him along with a new strange pink bulbus creature. When ever the big guy's are hit they explode releaseing dozens of infection forms. He fires and runs! Fighting and flying! Hiting and running! Skirmish...

Cloud: They get the idea!!

Ranger24: Right um sorry.

He suddenly finds himself infront of a massive door larger then the one in front of the control room.

Cloud: Oh don't tell me it's locked.

Dojo: This door has been damaged.

Cloud: God damnit.

Dojo: I will return once it has been repaired.

Cloud: Hey wait!

To late. Dojo left the room. Cursing Dojo Cloud reloads his guns. Only to be attacked by dozens of combat forms, Hundereds of infection forms, and just as many of the big guys.

Cloud: I call shenangins on the writer!

Ranger24: Shut up and kill them.

Cloud is forced through both of his guns ammo. Throwing aside his pistol he grabs a fallen assault rifle. Only to discover that it's only carrying five rounds.

Cloud: Oh come on! You have got to be kidding me!

Ranger24: Shut up!

After driving ofa few waves he finnaly find a gun with at least half it's ammo still with it.

Cloud: Half! Why can't it be full!

Ranger24: Shut up! Will you shut up!

He runs on stage, pauses the jelly fish, and starts beating up Cloud.

Cloud: Oh now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Ranger24: Bloody peasent!!!

After the berif moment of character-author violence everything settled down and Ranger agreed to let Cloud have a rifle with actually 75 of it's ammo. Then he unpaused the fight and CLoud slaughtered the remaining hostiles then began to scavenge for ammo. Suddenly he heard a rumbleing sound. He looked arround to see the door opening and dozens of sentinals poured in. A few seconds later Dojo came through.

Dojo: Don't worry Reclaimer we're here to save you!

Cloud: Yeah your a bit fing late for that.

Dojo: Oh. Well come Reclaimer. Time is of the esence. We must get to the index. Be ready this portal is the first of ten.

Cloud: You have got to be kidding me.

Ranger: Well thats the first chapter of the library. What do you think Chief?

Chief is curled up in a corner in the fetel position.

Ranger24: What the hell are you doing?

Chief: So ... terrible!

Ranger24: Uh. Cortana whats wrong with him?

Cortana: He's just reliving the entire library thing in his head again. Ever since he's been afraid of large metal knoob less doors.

Chief: So ... damn ... many of them!

Ranger24: Okay... well read and review!