I'm so sorry I havne't updated D: I was grounded :( And playing League of Legends... But now I will update like a beast! I swear :D AND! I have an idea for another story :D


"Okay guys, tattoo place? Where is it?" Matt asked getting in the drivers seat.

"Just go over there, and down that street." Near said reading the receipt.

"God, I wonder who got the tattoo… Or what that person got." Mello slumped backi into his seat, never too afraid to say what other people were thinking.

"…" Mello and Near both both sat in silent anticipation.

Only after a few minutes driving, they got there. The place was nice, for a tattoo parlor. The three entered and looked around inside, looking for a desk or something. "Hey," Mello asked walking up to a girl who had half her black hair shaved off, and piercings all over her face. "So, we can't remember what we did last night, but we have a receipt to this place. Would you be able to maybe, tell us if we were here, and if we were what did we do?"

"Yeah sure." She said looking through a large black book that was sitting on the desk in front of her. "What are your guy's like, names." She asked bitchily, while chewing her gum.

"Matt, Mello or Near." Mello said annoyed at her bitchyness.

"Well, it says Near, at like five in the morning." She looked up.

Nears face went pale. "What did Near get done?" He asked scared.

"It just says like, tattoo."

"Thank-you, do you know who gave the tattoo?" Matt asked.

"Yeah, Ramona. She's like, working on someone right now but she should be done in like, ten minutes. After that she's off." The girl stated plainly.

"Thank you. Do we just wait?" Matt asked.

"Yeah, I'll go tell her you need to talk to her." She said walking into the back.

Mello and Matt went over to wait, but they noticed Near still standing in his place. They came back, took Near by both hands, and walked him to a couch where he sat down. "It's okay." Matt tried to calm a freaking out Near.

"Okay? This is not okay, none of this is okay!" He panicked. "What's okay about any of this! We misewell still trying, Beyond is gone, probably out commiting a mass murder by now! Roger is going to kill us, then skin us, then kick us out. Since we have no form of identification we wouldn't be able to get jobs, so we would die in poverty and depression!" He vented.

"Okay Near, that's crazy, just settle down." Mello comforted.

"Ok, okay." Near calmed, trying to even out his breaths.

A woman with very short green hair came out of the back. "Yes?" She asked the three boys.

"Hi, Ramona?" Matt asked, to which the girl nodded. "You see, we've forgotten what we did last night, were we here?" Matt asked charmingly.

"Yes, that one kid got some work done." She said nodding to Near.

"WHAT! WHAT DID I DO!" He paniced, again.

"Well, you three came in being douche bags, laughing and shit, you were really annoying. And you said you wanted a tattoo, so I gave you one." She said bluntly.

"Where? Of what?" Near asked, his eye wide with fear.

"On your lower back." She laughed. "You got a tramp stamp."

Nears eye twitched slightly as he fell to his knees in shame. Matt and Mello tried to hold back more laughter, they knew Near couldn't take in right now. "Oh."

"Yeah, you got Crazy Bitch written in cursive, and on either side of the lettering are purple butterfly wings and some swirls. I like it, it looks nice."

"Thanks…" Near said saldy.

"Well… Did we talk to you at all? Tell you where we were heading or anything?" Matt cut in awkwardly.

"Well, you mentioned some panda, at, Leroy Zoo I think it was? I don't know, I wasn't really listening."

"Leroy Zoo?" Matt said. "Thank-you." And he turned to take a depressed Near back to the car.

"So, umm, do you know where that is?" Mello asked.

"Yeah, just drive down the street, should be there." She spat.

"Thanks…" Mello said wanting to pop a bitch in the mouth. He hated being talked down too, and this little bitch was just asking to be punched.

This time Near sat in the back, Mello opened the passenger door and got in hurriedly. "So, just drive down the street." he said to Matt. "Near." He said sympathetically turning around. "So, you okay?" He got no reply. "… Wanna show us your tat?" Again, no reply. "… Near." Mello called, leaning over and poking Near's cheek.

"Fuck off." Near spat and looked away.

"He's a little upset." Matt stated lighting a cigarette and pulling out of the parking lot.

"Well no fucking shit. But we haven't found Beyond yet. He can't just quit on us." Mello fought slightly.

"Just give him some time, it'll be fine." Matt cracked his neck.

When they got to the park, the first thing they noticed was all the police, and news cameras surrounding the Zoo. "Oh God, what did we do to that panda?" Matt's jaw dropped, making the cigarette fall from his mouth.

"Whatever, let's go." Mello said.

"Well they're not just gonna let us waltz in!" Matt said annoyed.

"Sooo, hop the fance?" Mello offered.

"Fine." Matt huffed. "Near? Coming?"

"I can't hop fences; just let me sit in here and sulk." He said emotionless.

"Kay, we'll be back soon." Mello said closing the door, and following Matt around the back to find a place they could get in the zoo undetected.


Hmmm... Not as funny as I would have likes, but the tattoo is important for the end :D REVIEW ! :D