OMFG This sook so long! I apolagize! Like, omg, stuff was happening, and I got addicted to my PS3 So ... I'm sorry aha, well please enjoy, still :3


The three pulled up to the parking lot for the hotel. They had to give it to the vale's so it took a few minutes to get all set up. The three got out and walked towards the door in silence, in shame.

Once they got in the room they all just stood there, completely forgetting how disgusting state they left the room in.

"Holy fuck." Matt sighed, massaging his temples. "I totally forgot about this."

"Huh." Mello huffed, blowing his long blonde bangs up in the process. "Well, whatever. You know, I'll bet Beyonds buried under all this shit."

"… Well…" Near sighed. "Maybe we could find some clues if we start cleaning."

"UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Both Matt and Mello groaned in annoyance.

"Have you not see this place!" Mello began. "It'll take us hours to clean it! I mean, fuck, what time is it anyways!" He barked.

"It's eleven." Matt said, checking his phone. "Wow, we really looked eh?"

"Yes, we spent the whole day searching, where the fuck is he!" Mello bitched.

"Like I said, let's clean, we have to be back for 3 tomorrow right? We still have time." Near tried to encourage.

"Ugh, wow, and thy picked us to be L's successors? Fuck, we're the worst detectives ever!" Mello ranted, flopping his head to smash on a table.

Matt looked at the blonde out of the corner of his eye, "Yes… well, Near's right, we do still have time. Let's start looking."

Mello got up, slouching, and dropped to his knees to look at some things around the table. Near went over by the bar, and went through the contents on the counter. Matt went to the main area by the couch, and television.

"Okay, so let's look through this stuff, and bring anything that may be remotely important to this table." Matt instructed.

After a good 20 minutes or trifling through random objects, everyone had a pile of things. "Okay," Matt began, "I found an electric razor, and lipstick, I guess we know why these are here, but nothing else."

Mello then started, "I found a receipt to that strip club, and a note." He held it up to examine it.

"What's it say?" Matt asked.

"Well, it looks like a doctor's note, it says ' Dizziness, fever, severely impaired, trouble breathing, sleepy, patient blood work has turned up positive of roofied, treatment- Give lots of water, and get sleep. Dr. Hanson.'"

"Wait… Roofied? Like… Rohypnol ?" Near questioned.

"… This has to be wrong…" Mello examined, "Who was roofied?" He asked.

"Well…" Matt let out.

"Well what?" Mello looked around confused.

Near cut in, "Rohypnol, or the date-rape drug, is very easy to consume. Anyone could have sliped it to us throughout the night."

"… Why did you say us?" Matt asked annoyed.

"Well, none of us remember what happened… I mean, if it was just an alcohol induced black out, it wouldn't be so bad." Near informed.

"… So, they got all of u?" Mello confirmed, to which the blancette, and the redhead nodded. "WELL FUCK!" He yelled in anger.

The three went silent for a few moments, before Matt interrupted. "Look, it's okay, nothing happened… And, I'm pretty sure Beyond can fend for himself, he wouldn't let anything happen." Matt comforted his best friend.

The blonde sighed, "I guess you're right."

"Well," Near cut in again, "I might have found something." Near said holding out Mello's camera.

"You found the camera!" Matt jumped.

"Well, yes, but I never checked it, should we…" Near asked a little scared.

"Well, I know it'll be horrible, and embarrassing, but don't worry, it's to help find Beyond." Mello comforted the blancette.

Near sighed, "Fine." He said powering up the camera.

"Holy shit." Matt exclaimed, seeing as they had taken 353 pictures, and 2 videos. "Well, maybe we just go backwards till we find Beyond." Matt suggested.

Near went back one picture, and it was all of them in the hotel room, it was exactly as it looked now, no Beyond though. The first ten pictures were them dancing or something, it was really embarrassing. All three boys had a red blush across their faces, Mello was in the lime green bikini he woke up in, they were doing synchronized arm movements, like they were dancing to a certain song. "Oh, look, a video." Matt said, pressing play.

"Oh my God!" A squeaky voice was heard from the camera, they seemed to be in the hotel room in this video. "You guys are sooooo funny! I can't believe you're actually going to do it!"

"… Is that voice the blonde girl from this morning?" Mello asked angrily. His question was soon answered, as the camera turned and you got a glimpse of her face. "Bitch." Mello scowled, crossing his arms. Another thing about Mello, he gets extremely jealous, but you probably already knew that.

"Okay!" The voice squealed. "One second, I just have to press play!"

The camera turned to four (extremely intoxicated) boys. Beyond, Matt, Mello, and Near were all standing beside each other, laughing hysterically. Soon what sounded like music was heard. "Boom clap, boom de clap de clap, boom boom clap boom de clap de clap!" A girls voice sang. Soon, the four boys were (attempting) dancing in sync, stomping their feet and clapping their hands uncontrollably. "Try with me, here we go!" The music continued. "One, two, three come on everybody off your seat! I'm going to tell you about a beat that'll make you move your feet!" All of a sudden, the boys began getting more into the dance. Mello almost fell over, but he fell into Matt who just supported him, and the two swayed weirdly. "I'll get the barbeque show and tell you how to move, if you're five or eighty two, this is something you can do!" The boys continued to dance. "Pop it lock it polka dot it! Country fly, and hip hop it!" Near was doing some weird fist pump dance, and swaying wildly to the song. "Put your hawk in the sky, move side to side, now jump to the left, stick it, glide!" Beyond never even got past the hawk in the sky, he continued doing that one move, over and over, faster and faster. Then Matt tripped, which brought down Mello, and Beyond down with them. Near, who continued to dance his heart out, eventually tripped, and joined the others on the ground.

The squeaky blonde continued to squeal. "Oh my God! You guys are sooooo funny!" She laughed hysterically, then the video soon cut out.

"…" The three boys sat there in silence. "…"

Mello, however, eventually broke it. "WHERE THE FUCK DID WE LEAN THE HOE DOWN THROW DOWN!" He asked, confused.

"Fuck if I know…" Matt squinted one eye. "Near, where did you learn the hoe down throw down?" The blonde and red head looked at Near, who didn't answer, he just slumped, then fell down.

"Near…" Matt looked at the crumpled body, after a few seconds of Near not answering, Mello decided it would be a good idea to lightly kick the boy. Still, no reaction.

"Hmm…" Matt turned the attention back to the camera. "Let's just look trough these last few pictures, I mean, Beyond did do… that with us, so we couldn't have left him too far off."

They skimmed through the pictures, "Well, he's in the one right after the video." Mello pointed out, "But he isn't in any of the rest."

"Wait…" Matt stopped on one specific picture of the three boys, and the annoying blonde laughing at some black thing out the window. "What's this b;ack thing?"

At this Near pretty much snapped up, and grabbed the camera. "HOLY FUCK!" yelled, then ran to a window, opening it and sticking his head out of it. He the, pulled his head back in, and ran to the next window. "Ah!" The other two heard him yell.

"What is it?" Matt asked, running towards the boy, Mello not too far behind.

"Beyond!" Near yelled, looking at the shivering ravenette, who was leaning back against a gargoil for support.

"Y-Y-Youuu g-g-g-guys -cking DEAD!" He yelled to the boys, who by now had all their heads stuck out the window.

"OH MY GOD!" Mello yelled, "Are you okay?"

"B-b-b-bite me!" He spat.

"Okay, okay, oh my God I'm so sorry!" Matt pleaded, "T-take my hand!"

Beyond struck out a shaky hand, "OWE FUCK!" He pulled back.

"What?" Matt asked.

"It b-b-b-urns." Beyond shook.

"Wait… why… Wait… Mello, what was the temperature today?" Matt went back and forth.

"Umm, well…. It was pretty hot… I… I guess." Mello replied, scratching his neck nervously.

"Fuck… Well, we got a sunburnt, hypothermiac… How do we handle this?" Matt questioned, looking at the other two for moral support.

"Fuck if I know." Mello slumped.

"Well, Let's warm him up, and put lotion or something on his burns." Near suggested.

After about 20 minutes of excrtuiatingly slow movement on Beyonds part, he was FINALLY inside the hotel room.


Last chapter next :D ... I hope the turtles don't go extinct D: