ml99.8:and we are here with some dares
Jakie: YES FINALLY
everyone just stared
ml99.8: okayy well our very first darer is Princess bubblegum an anonymous reviewer
I dare Skipper to kiss Marlene. SKILENE! I dare Private to eat soap. Can you take my oc, I don't have an account and she needs a home? Her name is Anastasia. She is really smart and LOVES science. She has natural blonde highlights in her light brown hair. She has light blue eyes that look like diamonds. She is very pretty. She thinks Skipper and Marlene would make a cute couple. She is an amazing artist. she is witty, funny, a little bit of a smart aleck, and a great singer. You can use her in your other stories. Anyone can. Thats it for now. Here Marlene have a spanish guitar, oysters, gold, this hat, sunglasses, tv, ipod, ipad, laptop, chocolate, life supply of bubblegum, a crown, Anastasia's artwork, a mercedees made specially for your size, a pool table, a robot, a movie set, m&ms, Eminem (the rapper), and a Skipper plushie. you are my favorite character.
ml99.8: wow first is skilene alright Skipper kiss Marlene
Skipper: do I have to?
Jakie: Yes, yes you do.
Skipper: I'm asking the one who's always right
ml99.8: yes you do now hurry up.
Skipper and Marlene stood there awkwardly for a second then kissed Kowalski covered Privates eyes
ml99.8: blech hate kissing
Jakie: CENSORED THERE ARE CHILDEREN HERE
ml99.8: no there isn't
Jakie: what about Mort?
Mort: I like kissing
ml99.8: he doesm't mind
Jakie: there has to be childeren somewhere
ml99.8: well there's my child army in the closet
Skipper: you have a child army in your CLOSET?
ml99.8: yeah they don't mind
Skipper: okay then...
ml99.8: now Private eat soap!
I pointed at him dramatically
Private: why soap?
ml99.8 because the dare says so. NOW YOU MUST EAT THIS!
I held out a bar of soap he reluctently ate it.
Private: that wasn't too *hiccup*
bubbles flew out of Privates mouth
Jakie: nicee
ml99.8: okay and your oc can be in this t&d.
A human with light blonde hair and natural highlights walks in
Anastasia: is this where the free chemistry class was being held?
ml99.8: nope but now you are in this truth or dare
Anastasia: okay
ml99.8: now Marlene you get a whole wack of stuff I don't want to list off.
Marlene: aww tha-
all the stuff landed on Marlene
ml99.8: we should do something about that...
the guys start digging until Marlene is out of the stuff.
Marlene: well thanks for the stuff!
ml99.8:and now its Karenkook
Julian - Sing "Song to You" to Marlene or Jackie
(I'm a Julene fan! XD I dont mind Skilene too much though...)
Kowalski - invent a hyper chocolate battery. (what that means is up to you)
Private - How did you get that fish on the wall? (The first prize fish thing)
Rico - Do the chicken dance! XD
Skipper - Spin around until you throw up!
Marlene and Jakie - Sing "Behind These Hazel Eyes" by Kelly Clarkson
Anyone I forgot to mention - slap yourselves 1...00 times! XD
I FEEL RANDOM! XD
ml99.8: so Julien who are you singing this song for?
Jakie: com'on Ju-jube this should be easy
Julien: uhh
Marlene: this can't REALLY be a tough choice the answer is obvious
Jakie and Marlene: me!
Jakie: I'm sorry did you say someone who isn't me?
Marlene: yes me it's the obvious choice
Jakie: are you giving me the business
Marlene: depends are you saying Julien should choose YOU
Jakie: well it's the obvious choice
Marlene: oh its on
Marlene tackled Jakie and they started fighting
ml99.8: my money's on Jakie
Private: why?
ml99.8: well given her experience and her chakrams she will obviously win
Blowhole: I'm voting on Marlene just to argue with you
ml99.8: care to make this interesting
Blowhole: depends how?
ml99.8: the loser has to kiss their worst enemy
Blowhole: deal... wait your enemy isn't here
ml99.8: true well I will kiss whoever you tell me to
Blowhole: deal!
Marlene and Jakie somehow got outside and were fighting in the park Marlene had gone feral
ml99.8: shitaki mushrooms JULIEN DECIDE ALREADY
Julien: uh Jakie
Jakie: yay
Marlene: what?
*Julien sang for Jakie*
ml99.8: hah Blowhole I win now go kiss Skipper
*blowhole kissed Skipper*
Skipper: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
ml99.8: meh it was fun to watch now lets continue Kowalski invent a hyper chocolate battery
Kowalski: I'm on it
he went into his lab and eventually came out with a battery shaped peice of chocolate
Kowalski: it is infused with high concentrations of caffeine and sugar
ml99.8: yum okay now Private backstory
Private: I was fishing and caught a huge fish
Jakie: very descriptive
ml99.8:nicee now Rico chicken dance and I'm gonna too because I love the chicken dance.
music played from nowhere and we chicken danced
ml99.8: that was fun now Skipper spin till you throw up
Skipper: thats stupid!
ml99.8: too bad now spin
Skipper sighed and spun for three hours until finally puking on Blowhole
Jakie: narsty
ml99.8: hahahaahhahaaahaaaa
Blowhole: I will destroy all witnesses
ml99.8: good luck blow-job
Blowhole: what?
ml99.8: what?...
ml99.8: Marlene, Jakie start singing
the sung trying to destroy and outshow eachother while doing so
ml99.8: nicee
Jakie: very
ml99.8: okay well now all those unmentioned star slapping yourselves remember 100 times people
they start slapping themselves
My Car Guy: MY FACE
ml99.8: hah
Blowhole: CURSE YOU KARENKOOK
everyone else had red slap marks on their faces
Skipper: someone forgot to slap themselves
ml99.8: who
he slapped ml99.8 100 times
Skipper: there we go
ml99.8: well till next time REVIEW
Jakie:PEACE