ml99.8: okay so we are all humans this chapter so DeScRiPtIoNZ
Jakie: Tallish girl with medium lengthed hair that is black with purple tips wearing sweatpants with a t-shirt, tie, and suspenders
Kowalski: tallest, black hair and a suit,with pale skin
Skipper: not too short not too tall, Black semi messed hair wearing camo pants and boots with a tight fitting black t-shirt.
Private: very short, black hair, wearing overalls and a yellow shirt with a lunacorn on it
Rico: black mohawk wearing black loose fitting pants, and a white shirt under a leather jacket and gloves
King Julien:Crazy silver hair wearing some jungle warrior outfit
Marlene: long brown hair wearing jeans, and a jean jacket over a white top
Xavier: Buzz cut silver hair, wearing white robes stained with blood weapons everywhere on the suit
Bolt:long silver hair wearing a black jacket with black pants.
Hannah: long red hair wearing a blue ninja outfit with a sword.
Blowhole: sexii silver hair, pale skin wearing black pants and no shirt..? revealing smexy abs.
ml99.8: BLOWHOLE before Co has a fan girl attack put a shirt on!
Blowhole: I don't have one at the moment
Jakie: here
Jakie hands him a black pea coat
ml99.8:okay now that he has a shirt on have to say most of you guys are hawt anyways onto dares
karenkook
Hello everyone! I am back to torture you guys, and spoil some of you.
Kowalski - I dare you to babysit 10 overly hyper, sugar induced, screaming,
disobedient kids for 5 hours. NO HELP FROM ANYONE OR ANYTHING!
Rico - Construct a fireworks show.
Skipper - Put this on *hands him a ballerina outfit* and dance to some type
of ballerina music stuff thing...
Private - Rip the head off your Lunacorn doll.
Jakie - Sushi or lemons?
Julien - Did you have any crushes back in Madagascar? If you say yes, you
get a bunch of banana. No and you get a lechee berry nut smoothie. (shaken,
not stirred.)
Everyone else (besides Mort) - Uh... Slingshot Mort to the moon. XD
Peace out! XD (No, Skipper, I am not a hippie in case you're wondering.)
ml99.8: okay we have given these ten kids monsters and a whole whack of candy have fun Kowalski
the children jump on Kowalski immediately
Kowalski:help...me...
Jakie: nope can't dare says no help so Rico lets go make a fireworks show without him
we all go outside except Kowalski and his disobedient children Rico makes the fireworks do the unthinkable
ml99.8:dude this looks like something from harry pot-smoker
Julien:I know
a few hours later after fireworks show we all walk in the room is trashed and Kowalski is tied to a pole over a fire some kid is about to destroy ml99.8's blue guitar
ml99.8: what in the name of fudge
she grabs the guitar
ml99.8:touch this again and I will cut you with a dull, rusted knife, pour salt, vinagar, and lemonjuice on you then let you heal do the same thing then hang you upside down until your head explodes from the blood pressure
the kid ran off screaming
Jakie: and now you've scarred a child for life good on you
ml99.8: oh well it was going to happen sometime now Skipper do some ballarina dance
Skipper puts on the outfit and dances
ml99.8:you know you really could be a nice ballerina Private ripping time
Private rips off the head of his lunacorn with much difficulty
Private: that was mean!
Jakie: hmmm sushi or lemons... I LOVE LEMONS THEY ARE EPIC SOURNESSS
ml99.8: now the moment of truth
a random spotlight shines on Julien and Jakie is holding some cards
Jakie: did you have some crushes on madagascar
Julien:well of course there were some hot lemurs there...
Julien gazed into the distance dreamily everyone locked Jakie in a closet so she wouldn't kill him while banana's rained on him
ml99.8:BANANANAH!
Bob: oh no...
ml99.8 grabs a banana and slaps Bob
ml99.8:OH YES
~kowalski's babysitting time is up~
some parents came and took their children giving ml99.8 some money
ml99.8:yeah maybe we could do this again
Kowalski:ahem
ml99.8:what?
Kowalski:shouldn't I be getting paid
ml99.8: this was an action from the truth or dare I am running so I get the prophit unless if someone gives you money in a form of truth or dare
Kowalski went of grumbling
a slingshot came out of nowhere and we shot Mort to the moon the impact made the moon crash into the sun
everyone:oops
Mort:hi
ml99.8:wait how did you... but moon... sun... UGH
GoldenWheel
Heyz can u use my o.c.? she is Candy n her info is on my bio page
Skipper- eat a muffin filled with.. BLOOD!(i sawed it on a video lol)
Private- LET IT RAIN PEANUT BUTTER WINKIES AND FISH ON YOU!
Jakie- act like your def and shout are everyone saying 'what!, i can't hear
you!'
Julien- act like a magical lunacorn!
Kowalski- get really fat, then go on a super diet(idk, feelin random)
Rico- (i love spongebob) eat some roast beef, some chicken, and pizza.. and
some of Spongebob's sunday( onions, peanut plant, ketchup)
Blowhole- eat one of your lobsters
yup, feeling random O.o
A girl walks in with bluish white teased hair going to her shoulders her icy blue eyes radiating against her pale skin she has a eyebrow peircing, a snake bite peircing, she is wearing a plain white t-shirt, black boots with laces and a small heel
Candy: Hey I'm Candy!
ml99.8: congratulations you are in this tor- um I mean game of truth or dare
Skipper eats blood muffin then goes to puke
ml99.8:beautiful
peanut butter winkies and fish rain from the sky and Private starts eating
ml99.8:okay Jakie you must
Jakie:WHAT?
ml99.8:you
Jakie:I CAN'T HEAR YOU
ml99.8:I think she got it
Jakie:WHAT?
Julien starts prancing around with a icecream cone on his head
Julien: I am being da pretty unicorn
Jakie:WHAT?
Kowalski becomes fat
Anastasia: no your fatt
Kowalski goes on the super water diet then becomes skinny
Rico eats all mentioned above
Jakie: hey can I eat a lobster minion?
Blowhole: no
he eats one of his lobsters
ml99.8: okay next is...
crazyone256
*Blushing like crazy* (ReMemBeR yOu AlL aRe HuMaN iN tHiS cHaPtEr)
Erik-What did you do eh?
Co-Why does the evil one's have to be so cute in guy standers. EXPESHALY IN
HUMAN FORM?
Erik-HAHA!
Blowhole-How was that date? It had to be good if she is BLUSHING! It's hard
for her to blush!
Kowalski- muffins?
Skipper-So...Are you Private some how related and you guy's don't know it
because you look so alike.
Rico-Wow...BLOW SOMETHING UP! BOOM BOOM BOOM! *Giggles*
Erik-*Evil idea*
Co-Oh no...
Erik-*Pushes Co to Blowhole again*
Co-*Blush*
Erik-I dare Blowhole to go on a ROMANTIC DATE with Co.
Co-*Blushes.*
ml99.8:so how was that date blowy?
Blowhole:Classified
he starts blushing
Jakie:wow if both of you are blushing it must have been good
ml99.8:muffins? what is that supposed to mean? oh well we will just give Kowalski a muffin
Kowalski eats muffin
Kowalski: why was the muffin so sweet
Bob: when ml99.8 makes muffins they are always at least triple the sugar the recipe asks for
ml99.8: no such thing as too sweet
Skipper: no we are not related as far as I can tell because you know there always is the mysterious long lost brother theory
ml99.8: one comment don't most penguins look alike? now Rico KABOOM
Rico blows up ml99.8's guitar
ml99.8: okay now Blowy go on a romantic date while I go kill Rico
ml99.8 takes out banana and starts beating up Rico while Blowhole sneaks out the door
~very much later~
Rico is lying on the ground and Blowhole comes back
Jakie: lets get on with these dares
princess bubblegum
Wow, Anastasia has a hater.(sniffles)They grow up so to the dares.I dare Blowhole(or should I say Flippy)to do the electric slide using his scooter.I dare kowalski to confuse everybody somehow.I dare Kowalski to do the tango with Anastasia.I dare Skipper to run around the zoo in a tutu,and can someone get me a video of !Marlene gets cottan candy.
ml99.8: okay Blowhole slide time
Blowhole electricslides with scooter
Jakie: isn't that cheating?
ml99.8: oh well lets just finish this up okay Kowalski confuse people
Kowalski:okay
starts explaining science stuff everyone except Anastasia is confused
Anastasia: I'm not confused yet
ml99.8: okay will this confuse you once one of my friends lit chocolate milk on fire in the microwave
Anastasia: but that's not possible...
ml99.8: legit that happened anyways now you are confused so tango with kowalski
they tango amazingly skipper runs around zoo in a tutu while Jakie videotapes
ml99.8: Marlene you get cotton candy
the cotton candy fell on Marlene getting her sticky
Marlene: why do you always drop it on me?
ml99.8: eh can't say I'm a fan another reviewer wait... it's princess bubblegum again? I didn't know that was possible
princess bubblegum
I dare Anastasia to kiss Kowalski and compare it to Private's doesn't have to listen since he hates AGAIN!
ml99.8: okay I'm leaving
Blowhole: I will get it on video and force you to watch later
ml99.8: nicee
ml99.8 walks out and then Anastasia compares the kiss
Anastasia: Kowalski is definately better
ml99.8 walks back in
ml99.8: oh and I don't hate romance just kissing and further
princess bubblegum
Sorry I forgot to say something you going to write the story with Anastasia I asked for. I don't mean to be pushy but I would like to musicluver, for dealing with my forgetfulness you get a giant cookie.
SCIENCE RULES!
ml99.8: yeah it's definatly possible huh who knew anyways no I am not going to write that story because I don't really know Anastasia so I'm afraid I would mess it up if you want to write a story then e-mail it to me then I will give you my e-mail well one of mine...
giant cookie appears
ml99.8: COOKIE THANK YOU!
Jakie: wait next is the same person..? okayy...
princess bubblegum
I would like to apoligize for thinking you were a boy as I said in one of my reveiws.I just read your profile and found out, again I'm sorry. But it's not like I can see through the while I'm reveiwing I dare everyone to tell me how they feel about .(waves)
ml99.8: wait you thought I was a guy *looks previously* I didn't even notice until you said that another sample of my obliviousness anyways it's okay I understand now how do you guys feel about Anastasia
Bob: ugh if you guys want an example of ml99.8's obliviousness ask her about her microwave and fridge adventures
Jakie: She is too girly for my taste plus science gag
Skipper: she's okay
Rico: okay
Marlene, Private, and Kowalski: AWESOME!
ml99.8: hmm I'd have to say cool
everyone else: okay
Jakie: FINALLY A DIFFERENT REVIEWER
EpicCHeezyWAFFLEZZZ
I'M BACK anyways darez
Everyone beat up Anastasia!
Julien must KISS SKIPPER
Jakie and Skipper get to battle after that
Jakie and ml99.8 must watch the death note series and say who their favorite character is, Jakie you get... a hippie van, a kit kat, and dynamite. hey I was wondering is Bolt and Hannah gonna be in this? and also why doesn't anyone dare Xavier unless if they say everyone?
anyways if Hannah and Bolt are in here...
Bolt why are you a cyborg?
Hannah I dare you to spill your biggest fear.
Jakie I dare you to also tell us your biggest fear.
Hannah and Bolt why did you join the assassin agency?
could my oc be in here her name is Candii she hates Anastasia and because Anastasia likes Kowalski she is trying to steal him she is a penguin with midnight blue feathers where normally feathers are black, her eyes are a daunting Blue, She enjoys pain and such, she can copy any sound she ever heard
If she is in I dare her to kiss Kowalski with Anastasia watching but tied to a chair so she can't intervene.
well thats all for now LaTeRZ
ml99.8: okay the Anastasia hater is back now we must beat up Anastasia
everyone beats up Anastasia
Anastasia: oww
ml99.8 heals her with author powers
ml99.8: Julien, Skipper kiss
they kiss then back away choking
Jakie: now Skipper is going to die
Jakie summoned her chakrams and started beating up Skipper
~a few hours later~
Skipper is on a hospital bed
ml99.8: and that is why you don't get on Jakie's bad side
ml99.8 and Jakie watch death note
ml99.8: I LOVE L HE IS EPIC AWESOMNESS
Jakie: I like Light he...
(we are not experiencing technical difficulties we are just not spoilering death note)
ml99.8: here's your stuff
a bunch of stuff falls on Jakie
Jakie: oww what was that for!
ml99.8: L IS WAY BETTER THAN LIGHT!
Jakie: WELL LIGHT CAN KILL ANYONE JUST BY WRITING THEIR NAME IN A BOOK!
ml99.8: L'S LAST NAME BACKWARDS ISN'T IMAGAY AT LEAST
Skipper: let's move on
ml99.8: yes Bolt and Hannah are in this and the reson no one dares Xavier is because... I don't know
Bolt: I am a cyborg because of a lab accident my limbs needed to be replaced with metal.
Hannah: great now my enemies get to know my greatest fear... I fear... DOLPHINZ
Blowhole sneaks up behind Hannah
Blowhole: BOO
Hannah jumps three feet in the air then attacks Blowhole
Jakie: well I have many fears mainly it's my imagination especially when it's dark and there is creepy organ music
the lights start flickering and Xavier starts playing a organ. Jakie attacks him and they get into a fight
~a few more hours later~
Hannah: I joined the agency because I was friendless everyone picked on me then Xavier told me I could get revenge on them and well no backing out of assassiness
Bolt: after the explosion leading me to be a cyborg no one wanted to hang out with me they kept saying stuff like cyborgs will take over the world then Xavier found me and told me we could help the world what a wonderful help that was
ml99.8: of course Candii can be in here but that might get confusing Candy and Candii
Jakie ties Anastasia to a chair then Candii kisses Kowalski then walks up to her
Candii: yeah be jelous
ml99.8: okay send in more dares
