ml99.8: okay so we are all humans this chapter so DeScRiPtIoNZ

Jakie: Tallish girl with medium lengthed hair that is black with purple tips wearing sweatpants with a t-shirt, tie, and suspenders

Kowalski: tallest, black hair and a suit,with pale skin

Skipper: not too short not too tall, Black semi messed hair wearing camo pants and boots with a tight fitting black t-shirt.

Private: very short, black hair, wearing overalls and a yellow shirt with a lunacorn on it

Rico: black mohawk wearing black loose fitting pants, and a white shirt under a leather jacket and gloves

King Julien:Crazy silver hair wearing some jungle warrior outfit

Marlene: long brown hair wearing jeans, and a jean jacket over a white top

Xavier: Buzz cut silver hair, wearing white robes stained with blood weapons everywhere on the suit

Bolt:long silver hair wearing a black jacket with black pants.

Hannah: long red hair wearing a blue ninja outfit with a sword.

Blowhole: sexii silver hair, pale skin wearing black pants and no shirt..? revealing smexy abs.

ml99.8: BLOWHOLE before Co has a fan girl attack put a shirt on!

Blowhole: I don't have one at the moment

Jakie: here

Jakie hands him a black pea coat

ml99.8:okay now that he has a shirt on have to say most of you guys are hawt anyways onto dares

karenkook

Hello everyone! I am back to torture you guys, and spoil some of you.

Kowalski - I dare you to babysit 10 overly hyper, sugar induced, screaming,

disobedient kids for 5 hours. NO HELP FROM ANYONE OR ANYTHING!

Rico - Construct a fireworks show.

Skipper - Put this on *hands him a ballerina outfit* and dance to some type

of ballerina music stuff thing...

Private - Rip the head off your Lunacorn doll.

Jakie - Sushi or lemons?

Julien - Did you have any crushes back in Madagascar? If you say yes, you

get a bunch of banana. No and you get a lechee berry nut smoothie. (shaken,

not stirred.)

Everyone else (besides Mort) - Uh... Slingshot Mort to the moon. XD

Peace out! XD (No, Skipper, I am not a hippie in case you're wondering.)

ml99.8: okay we have given these ten kids monsters and a whole whack of candy have fun Kowalski

the children jump on Kowalski immediately

Kowalski:help...me...

Jakie: nope can't dare says no help so Rico lets go make a fireworks show without him

we all go outside except Kowalski and his disobedient children Rico makes the fireworks do the unthinkable

ml99.8:dude this looks like something from harry pot-smoker

Julien:I know

a few hours later after fireworks show we all walk in the room is trashed and Kowalski is tied to a pole over a fire some kid is about to destroy ml99.8's blue guitar

ml99.8: what in the name of fudge

she grabs the guitar

ml99.8:touch this again and I will cut you with a dull, rusted knife, pour salt, vinagar, and lemonjuice on you then let you heal do the same thing then hang you upside down until your head explodes from the blood pressure

the kid ran off screaming

Jakie: and now you've scarred a child for life good on you

ml99.8: oh well it was going to happen sometime now Skipper do some ballarina dance

Skipper puts on the outfit and dances

ml99.8:you know you really could be a nice ballerina Private ripping time

Private rips off the head of his lunacorn with much difficulty

Private: that was mean!

Jakie: hmmm sushi or lemons... I LOVE LEMONS THEY ARE EPIC SOURNESSS

ml99.8: now the moment of truth

a random spotlight shines on Julien and Jakie is holding some cards

Jakie: did you have some crushes on madagascar

Julien:well of course there were some hot lemurs there...

Julien gazed into the distance dreamily everyone locked Jakie in a closet so she wouldn't kill him while banana's rained on him

ml99.8:BANANANAH!

Bob: oh no...

ml99.8 grabs a banana and slaps Bob

ml99.8:OH YES

~kowalski's babysitting time is up~

some parents came and took their children giving ml99.8 some money

ml99.8:yeah maybe we could do this again

Kowalski:ahem

ml99.8:what?

Kowalski:shouldn't I be getting paid

ml99.8: this was an action from the truth or dare I am running so I get the prophit unless if someone gives you money in a form of truth or dare

Kowalski went of grumbling

a slingshot came out of nowhere and we shot Mort to the moon the impact made the moon crash into the sun

everyone:oops

Mort:hi

ml99.8:wait how did you... but moon... sun... UGH

GoldenWheel

Heyz can u use my o.c.? she is Candy n her info is on my bio page

Skipper- eat a muffin filled with.. BLOOD!(i sawed it on a video lol)

Private- LET IT RAIN PEANUT BUTTER WINKIES AND FISH ON YOU!

Jakie- act like your def and shout are everyone saying 'what!, i can't hear

you!'

Julien- act like a magical lunacorn!

Kowalski- get really fat, then go on a super diet(idk, feelin random)

Rico- (i love spongebob) eat some roast beef, some chicken, and pizza.. and

some of Spongebob's sunday( onions, peanut plant, ketchup)

Blowhole- eat one of your lobsters

yup, feeling random O.o

A girl walks in with bluish white teased hair going to her shoulders her icy blue eyes radiating against her pale skin she has a eyebrow peircing, a snake bite peircing, she is wearing a plain white t-shirt, black boots with laces and a small heel

Candy: Hey I'm Candy!

ml99.8: congratulations you are in this tor- um I mean game of truth or dare

Skipper eats blood muffin then goes to puke

ml99.8:beautiful

peanut butter winkies and fish rain from the sky and Private starts eating

ml99.8:okay Jakie you must

Jakie:WHAT?

ml99.8:you

Jakie:I CAN'T HEAR YOU

ml99.8:I think she got it

Jakie:WHAT?

Julien starts prancing around with a icecream cone on his head

Julien: I am being da pretty unicorn

Jakie:WHAT?

Kowalski becomes fat

Anastasia: no your fatt

Kowalski goes on the super water diet then becomes skinny

Rico eats all mentioned above

Jakie: hey can I eat a lobster minion?

Blowhole: no

he eats one of his lobsters

ml99.8: okay next is...

crazyone256

*Blushing like crazy* (ReMemBeR yOu AlL aRe HuMaN iN tHiS cHaPtEr)

Erik-What did you do eh?

Co-Why does the evil one's have to be so cute in guy standers. EXPESHALY IN

HUMAN FORM?

Erik-HAHA!

Blowhole-How was that date? It had to be good if she is BLUSHING! It's hard

for her to blush!

Kowalski- muffins?

Skipper-So...Are you Private some how related and you guy's don't know it

because you look so alike.

Rico-Wow...BLOW SOMETHING UP! BOOM BOOM BOOM! *Giggles*

Erik-*Evil idea*

Co-Oh no...

Erik-*Pushes Co to Blowhole again*

Co-*Blush*

Erik-I dare Blowhole to go on a ROMANTIC DATE with Co.

Co-*Blushes.*

ml99.8:so how was that date blowy?

Blowhole:Classified

he starts blushing

Jakie:wow if both of you are blushing it must have been good

ml99.8:muffins? what is that supposed to mean? oh well we will just give Kowalski a muffin

Kowalski eats muffin

Kowalski: why was the muffin so sweet

Bob: when ml99.8 makes muffins they are always at least triple the sugar the recipe asks for

ml99.8: no such thing as too sweet

Skipper: no we are not related as far as I can tell because you know there always is the mysterious long lost brother theory

ml99.8: one comment don't most penguins look alike? now Rico KABOOM

Rico blows up ml99.8's guitar

ml99.8: okay now Blowy go on a romantic date while I go kill Rico

ml99.8 takes out banana and starts beating up Rico while Blowhole sneaks out the door

~very much later~

Rico is lying on the ground and Blowhole comes back

Jakie: lets get on with these dares

princess bubblegum

Wow, Anastasia has a hater.(sniffles)They grow up so to the dares.I dare Blowhole(or should I say Flippy)to do the electric slide using his scooter.I dare kowalski to confuse everybody somehow.I dare Kowalski to do the tango with Anastasia.I dare Skipper to run around the zoo in a tutu,and can someone get me a video of !Marlene gets cottan candy.

ml99.8: okay Blowhole slide time

Blowhole electricslides with scooter

Jakie: isn't that cheating?

ml99.8: oh well lets just finish this up okay Kowalski confuse people

Kowalski:okay

starts explaining science stuff everyone except Anastasia is confused

Anastasia: I'm not confused yet

ml99.8: okay will this confuse you once one of my friends lit chocolate milk on fire in the microwave

Anastasia: but that's not possible...

ml99.8: legit that happened anyways now you are confused so tango with kowalski

they tango amazingly skipper runs around zoo in a tutu while Jakie videotapes

ml99.8: Marlene you get cotton candy

the cotton candy fell on Marlene getting her sticky

Marlene: why do you always drop it on me?

ml99.8: eh can't say I'm a fan another reviewer wait... it's princess bubblegum again? I didn't know that was possible

princess bubblegum

I dare Anastasia to kiss Kowalski and compare it to Private's doesn't have to listen since he hates AGAIN!

ml99.8: okay I'm leaving

Blowhole: I will get it on video and force you to watch later

ml99.8: nicee

ml99.8 walks out and then Anastasia compares the kiss

Anastasia: Kowalski is definately better

ml99.8 walks back in

ml99.8: oh and I don't hate romance just kissing and further

princess bubblegum

Sorry I forgot to say something you going to write the story with Anastasia I asked for. I don't mean to be pushy but I would like to musicluver, for dealing with my forgetfulness you get a giant cookie.

SCIENCE RULES!

ml99.8: yeah it's definatly possible huh who knew anyways no I am not going to write that story because I don't really know Anastasia so I'm afraid I would mess it up if you want to write a story then e-mail it to me then I will give you my e-mail well one of mine...

giant cookie appears

ml99.8: COOKIE THANK YOU!

Jakie: wait next is the same person..? okayy...

princess bubblegum

I would like to apoligize for thinking you were a boy as I said in one of my reveiws.I just read your profile and found out, again I'm sorry. But it's not like I can see through the while I'm reveiwing I dare everyone to tell me how they feel about .(waves)

ml99.8: wait you thought I was a guy *looks previously* I didn't even notice until you said that another sample of my obliviousness anyways it's okay I understand now how do you guys feel about Anastasia

Bob: ugh if you guys want an example of ml99.8's obliviousness ask her about her microwave and fridge adventures

Jakie: She is too girly for my taste plus science gag

Skipper: she's okay

Rico: okay

Marlene, Private, and Kowalski: AWESOME!

ml99.8: hmm I'd have to say cool

everyone else: okay

Jakie: FINALLY A DIFFERENT REVIEWER

EpicCHeezyWAFFLEZZZ

I'M BACK anyways darez

Everyone beat up Anastasia!

Julien must KISS SKIPPER

Jakie and Skipper get to battle after that

Jakie and ml99.8 must watch the death note series and say who their favorite character is, Jakie you get... a hippie van, a kit kat, and dynamite. hey I was wondering is Bolt and Hannah gonna be in this? and also why doesn't anyone dare Xavier unless if they say everyone?

anyways if Hannah and Bolt are in here...

Bolt why are you a cyborg?

Hannah I dare you to spill your biggest fear.

Jakie I dare you to also tell us your biggest fear.

Hannah and Bolt why did you join the assassin agency?

could my oc be in here her name is Candii she hates Anastasia and because Anastasia likes Kowalski she is trying to steal him she is a penguin with midnight blue feathers where normally feathers are black, her eyes are a daunting Blue, She enjoys pain and such, she can copy any sound she ever heard

If she is in I dare her to kiss Kowalski with Anastasia watching but tied to a chair so she can't intervene.

well thats all for now LaTeRZ

ml99.8: okay the Anastasia hater is back now we must beat up Anastasia

everyone beats up Anastasia

Anastasia: oww

ml99.8 heals her with author powers

ml99.8: Julien, Skipper kiss

they kiss then back away choking

Jakie: now Skipper is going to die

Jakie summoned her chakrams and started beating up Skipper

~a few hours later~

Skipper is on a hospital bed

ml99.8: and that is why you don't get on Jakie's bad side

ml99.8 and Jakie watch death note

ml99.8: I LOVE L HE IS EPIC AWESOMNESS

Jakie: I like Light he...

(we are not experiencing technical difficulties we are just not spoilering death note)

ml99.8: here's your stuff

a bunch of stuff falls on Jakie

Jakie: oww what was that for!

ml99.8: L IS WAY BETTER THAN LIGHT!

Jakie: WELL LIGHT CAN KILL ANYONE JUST BY WRITING THEIR NAME IN A BOOK!

ml99.8: L'S LAST NAME BACKWARDS ISN'T IMAGAY AT LEAST

Skipper: let's move on

ml99.8: yes Bolt and Hannah are in this and the reson no one dares Xavier is because... I don't know

Bolt: I am a cyborg because of a lab accident my limbs needed to be replaced with metal.

Hannah: great now my enemies get to know my greatest fear... I fear... DOLPHINZ

Blowhole sneaks up behind Hannah

Blowhole: BOO

Hannah jumps three feet in the air then attacks Blowhole

Jakie: well I have many fears mainly it's my imagination especially when it's dark and there is creepy organ music

the lights start flickering and Xavier starts playing a organ. Jakie attacks him and they get into a fight

~a few more hours later~

Hannah: I joined the agency because I was friendless everyone picked on me then Xavier told me I could get revenge on them and well no backing out of assassiness

Bolt: after the explosion leading me to be a cyborg no one wanted to hang out with me they kept saying stuff like cyborgs will take over the world then Xavier found me and told me we could help the world what a wonderful help that was

ml99.8: of course Candii can be in here but that might get confusing Candy and Candii

Jakie ties Anastasia to a chair then Candii kisses Kowalski then walks up to her

Candii: yeah be jelous

ml99.8: okay send in more dares