Woe is me - Chapter 2

"SEBASTIAN HAS A WIFE!" shouted the three servants while Tanaka just went "Ho ho ho." again. I wonder if that's his catch phrase. Anyway it seems even the boy, this Ciel my husband is calling young master also had a moment of shock.

"Yes, he has a… wife. So you didn't even tell them about me DAR-ling?." Then my smile disappeared "Or better yet, you didn't even mention the fact you were going to England at all to me." then I gave him the stare that said You better have a good excuse because believe me Hell will look like Heaven when I'm through with you.

"He didn't even tell you he left" asked Finnan. Before I could say anything else Sebastian decided to but in.

"Don't you three have choirs to be getting on with, surely you can't be done."

"There are easier ways to talk alone you know."

"Young master, if dinner is prepared, then let's move along."

"Fine if your set on ignoring me two can play at that game, Michae-lis." I turned and started walking back to the manor.

"Nana-Lu, I was just coming to you." he said. I knew he wasn't really ignoring me and trying to get everyone busy so we could talk but you don't just ignore someone when they talk to you so I thought I would stretch this game out, let's call it phase one, and beside maybe he'll have thought of a good excuse.

I raced on ahead, If he wants to talk privately let's first play a game of hide and seek. Okay so where would one hid if they were playing hid and seek in a huge mansion and didn't want to be found easily. Wait a minuet, how about his wardrobe but first since I don't want my sent to give me away, how about I take a quick tour of the whole place.

Sebastians point if view

I can't believe it, she here and mad at me, and it doesn't help the young mater keeps giving me looks of somewhat amusement and semi disbelief, not to mention those four.

"Sebastian, you should go after your wife." said Bard.

"Yes, its not good to have a broken relationship, yes. And after all it is your fault." Mey-Rin stated

I looked to the young master for approval. "Yes, hurry and sort things out before something bad happens." and he dismissed me with a flick of his hand. Weather he meant Nana-Lu would cause Trouble unattended or the servants would lead the house to shambles, both cases could be disastrous.

I should of known she would try something like this, she's hiding. This is bad, and not because she'll cause trouble but because she knows how to tick me off as well as she can last for years in one hiding place playing pranks on her…em victims, mainly me.

3 hours later

"Sebastian, I take it you still haven't found Nana-Li." asked the young master as I was preparing him for bed.

"No young master, she never has been one to given in easily or better yet make anything easy in life. Oh and her names Nana-Lu, trust me she hates it when people get it wrong." especially my mother who has yet to properly say her name, family gathering are always fun but that's for another time.

"I see, well why don't you go finish this game of hide and seek, hopefully before sunrise." and a few moments later after he was settled I was once again on the hunt for my wife.

Seven hours later

"Where on earth can she be."

No matter now it's five in the morning and time to get ready for the day ahead, which no doubt will include fixing the servants mess, Making the masters meals and finding Nana-Lu, joy.

After taking a bath I went to get fresh clothes from the wardrobe and surprise surprise, who would be sleeping there but none other than Nana-Lu. It only took about eleven and a half hours to find her, that's got to be a record.

I would of left her there for a few more hours, if it wasn't for the fact that all my clothes appear to have gone missing and I was in only a towel. At first I tried saying her name "Nana-Lu" but that didn't work, it never did. Shaking her a few times proved pointless, then a devious idea came to mind.

There that should do I thought with an devious smirk on my face and went over to my wife, picked her up and carried her into the bathroom, held her over the bath tub and then KA-SPLASH!.

End of Sebastians point of view

"OH THAT'S FREEZING!" I yelled as soon as I was above water again. There with a smug look on his face, was the husband trying so hard not to laugh. "Come on in dear, the waters fine." and I grabbed his hand and pulled him in before he could do anything else. But before he could resurface I was already by the bathroom door with his towel and his previously worn clothes.

"That wasn't very nice darling was it." looking at me from the tub like it was my fault.

"I was just returning the favour of your marvellous wakeup call darling." I replied.

"I just had a bath too" he sighed and then looked back to me again, both of us still soaking wet.

"You know what, I think I'll take a walk outside to dry off, come join me if you dare." and I left before he could realise what I meant, oh how I wish I could of seen that face when it dawned on him he would have no clothes to wear.

I think for phase two I'll go hide his clothes in the forest and along the rive bank. Oh, whoever said revenge ain't sweet obviously is the victim. In this case, poor Sebastian and he's going to be having a fun little scavenger hunt. Though to be quite honest I didn't expect it to rain. Great just great, now I'm even more wet. Better keep one of his outfits clean and dry and maybe just maybe, I'll give it to him after his little clothes hunt.

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Sebastian not having much luck at the moment, is he ^O^

Untill next time, See ya.