ml99.8: we only got two different people :'(

Jakie: YES!

ml99.8: what?

Jakie: this means soon this ToD will die! and we won't be tortured any

longer

ml99.8: aww well here's the first reviewer

princess bubblegum

I dare Anastasia and Kowalski to give each other cheesey pet names.I dare

Anastasia to randomly recite shakespere throughout the story.I dare Marlene

and Anastasia to hang out. I dare Candii to go on a date with bob the chicken.

ml99.8: gag pet names

Kowalski*talking to Anastasia*: hello Darling

Anastasia: hello my sweet

ml99.8: okay now go hang out with Marlene don't forget to randomly recite shakesphere

Anastasia: A plauge on both your houses!

Jakie: okay Candii date time!

Bob: uh oh

Bob tries to run but Candii takes him out the door

ml99.8: NO HE IS TOO YOUNG!... oh well next reviewer!

GoldenWheel

Wello! Times for torture by yours truley! It's called a new chapter in your life: THE TRUE FEELING OF PAIN! erm-back on topic

Skipper- swallow a brick, a stick of dynamite, and a king cobra (before it bites you)

Private-Lunacorns get 30 seconds to live, then they explode... have fun until the time ends

Rico- take a trip to the outer space, and bring back some moon rocks

Bob- let Jakie paint you rainbow colours and then you have to eat another chicken alive!

Blowhole- take Candy on a romantic date then explain to everyone that she is preggers, and having five kids!

Candy- sing the campfire spng song by spongebob, Candy is spongebob, Jakie is patrick, and Skipper is Squidward

Thanks

~Candy signing out

ml99.8: hmm true feeling of pain eh? SKIPPER LUNCHTIME!

Skipper eats a brick, stick of dynamite then struggles eating a cobra

Skipper: CURSE YOU GOLDENWHEEL!

Private: The lunacorns are going to explode!

Anastasia: So wise, so young, they say do never live long

Private waddles into the room holding a pile of ashes with tears in his eyes

Private: P-Princess selfrespectra

ml99.8: awww thats sad... Rico get your feathered butt in space

Rico jumps into a random U.F.O that appeared and came back with rocks that were glowing green, he handed them to Bob

Bob: KOOLNESSS!

Jakie walks up behind him and paints him like a rainbow

Bob: IMMA PRETTY RAINBOW!

Mort: YAY!

ml99.8: okay you two date time!

Candy and Blowhole left

Bob: so am I supposed to be alive or the other chicken?

ml99.8: I think both

a chicken appears

Mike: ml99.8 your brother has some dares

ml99.8: okay Mike you came at the perfect time

Mike: what time is it?

Bob: LUNCHTIME!

Bob ate Mike

ml99.8: well there goes one annoyance

Candy and Blowhole came in

Jakie: so what happened?

Blowhole: well... we...err... Candy is... Pregnant with five kids...

ml99.8: TMI!

Bob: PROTECTION!

Jakie: THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!

Anastasia: the course of true love never did run smooth

ml99.8: well for them it runs very smooth as far as I can tell now time for THE CAMPFIRE SONG SONG

Jakie, Candy, and Skipper sang the campfire song song

ml99.8: sorry it took so long to get this chapter up I've been busy online and offline, I always have to multi-task with at least four things, okay so just so you understand... here is my basic day plan

Skipper: YAWN!

ml99.8: okay instead lets just say my troubles! first as of last year before new years but after christmas my parents split up, I'm a swim racer and here's my hours I swim monday 5-6 pm, tuesday 5-7 pm, wednesday 5-6 pm, thursday 5:30-7:30 AM! 5-6 pm, friday 5-6 pm, saturday 7:00- 8:30. and of course I have races which take the whole weekend at least once a month. then I have to keep my friends happy because I'm nice, then there is school, my grandfather died, I babysit 2-5 kids a day, and I barely get on the computer so I am very busy for a 14 year old! anyways ReViEw