The Boy Who Loved…
With He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named finally defeated for good, one might think that the victorious Harry Potter and his long-time crush Ginevra 'Ginny' Weasley might be reunited, living happily ever after.
We could not be more wrong…
Many thanks to Princess of Olympus for putting your fearless reporter on the trail of such scandalous news! For it has been revealed that the Muggle-loving Ginny Weasley is apparently not good enough for The Boy Who Lived. Not only that, but he has run off with the pureblood Daphne Greengrass, a longtime friend of his archrival at Hogwarts Draco Malfoy.
"Potter's secretly hated Muggle-lovers and Mudbloods for years," Malfoy says in an exclusive interview. "I mean, he was the Heir of Slytherin back in our second year here at Hogwarts. Sure, he's been all buddy-buddy with the Mudblood Hermione Granger, but in reality he just uses her to do his homework for him. She's just a convenience, not a friend."
It is also a well-known fact that Miss Granger used Harry Potter during their fourth year at Hogwarts as a stepping stone up to her latest beau, Viktor Krum; perhaps the tension resulting from this finally soured our hero against Muggle-lovers in addition to his horrible Muggle relatives that he was forced to live with during his time away from Hogwarts.
This reporter has gone behind the scenes to find out the true facts, and not only has Harry Potter begun to see Miss Greengrass, but he has not yet revealed his intentions to Miss Weasley. Perhaps Mr. Potter is afraid of what his best friend and elder brother to Ginny, Ronald Weasley, might resort to in defense of his sister. In any case, Mr. Potter has been seen walking, laughing, and even embracing Miss Greengrass on several excursions into Hogsmeade. We will just have to wait and see how this latest romance in a series of tragic love stories for Mr. Potter will turn out!