A Surprising Development

The Boy Who Lived has suffered throughout the years of his life, not only as a result of He Who Must Not Be Named, but also as an ordinary wizard just like the rest of us. Lately he has been seeing the witch Daphne Greengrass in an attempt to forget the witch Ginny Weasley, and it is the result of the relationships between these two witches that has led to the elopement of Harry Potter and…

Ginny Weasley.

This reporter did further research on the blatancy of Potter's so-called 'infatuation' with Miss Greengrass and luckily caught a slip by none other than Miss Weasley herself. After witnessing a confrontation between the two as a result of Mr. Potter's negligence of Miss Weasley, this reporter went behind the scenes to witness a conversation between the two who met up after storming out on each other barely moments earlier. The result of this information was a plan on eloping that very evening! The whole scenario with Miss Greengrass was just a show in an attempt to prevent the press from following such monumental news!

When asked if she knew of what was really going on with her relationship with Mr. Potter, Miss Greengrass says, "Oh, I knew. Harry and Draco Malfoy set the whole thing up. Draco has always owed Harry one for saving his life during the Battle of Hogwarts, and Harry called him out on it so that he and Ginny could have a private wedding. Naturally, Draco's thoughts went to me, since I am such a fantastic actress. Thus, Harry and I were able to throw the press off of his trail for a little while." Although seeming cheery, there is a little bit of sorrow in the beautiful blue eyes of Miss Greengrass…perhaps she, though knowing the consequences, could not but help falling for the hero Harry Potter. Of course, Mr. Potter is bound to leave a trail of heartbreak, for he cannot physically reciprocate the affections of every witch who wishes to have a chance with The Boy Who Lived.

Unfortunately, the proceedings were too rushed for this to reach the papers before the event, but this reporter was able to actually be at the wedding! See further articles for the beautiful details on the marriage of Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley!