The Start of Our Lives
Summary: After a drunken one night stand, bushy-haired bookworm Hermione Granger finds out that she is pregnant to none other than Master of Apathy Draco Malfoy. They begin their lives as teenage parents and learn to live together and maybe even eventually fall in love? Read & Review.
Dean: SO HERE'S WHATS HAPPENED SO FAR:
Hermione and Draco had a drunken one night stand and she ended up pregnant. Yikes. She didn't know how to tell him so she decided not to. She told her friends and Ron got really mad and started attacking everything in sight. So then Draco confronted Hermione about telling people that they had sex but she didn't tell him that she was pregnant. Then Ron proposed in front of all of Gryffindor and he thought that she'd say yes but she actually said no. Embarrassing, huh? Then the whole school found out that Hermione was pregnant so Pansy told Draco about it and then he got really mad but he didn't attack anyone at least. It turns out that Hermione and Draco can actually get along so they moved in together. Hermione told her parents about her unwanted pregnancy and they threatened to take her out of school and her dad got really mad as well and started attacking everything in sight. Seems like everyone has anger issues in this story. Then Dumbledore and McGonagall helped Draco and Hermione out and Mr. Granger got really mad at them as well. Then Hermione feels the baby kick for the first time and practically freaks out which freaks out Draco and then she starts singing and Draco is like "Woah!" Then his Dad shows up and is really mad as well (like father, like son) but he only attacks himself which is pretty awkward but anyway. Then they find out that the baby is a girl and Draco gets really mad again. So Hermione asks Harry if she can live with him and the other Gryffindor boys instead. Then she gets confused about her feelings. She thinks Harry is cute but she likes Draco and then Ron kisses her and she thinks that she might like him as well. We also find out that Neville can't remember who Hermione is and that Seamus gets pretty lonely in the night and likes to keep himself company. Ahem.
And that's what you missed on Glee. (ok fine. The Start of Our Lives. Happy?)
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Chapter Eleven: Gravity (is working Against Me)
"Could anyone tell me what are the two main ingredients in a Draught of Peace?" Professor Snape asked his fifth-year Potions class.
No one bothered to raise their hand. They knew that as soon as a question was asked, Hermione Granger's hand would immediately shoot into the air."
"Besides Miss Granger?" Snape said oily. Hermione's hand remained in the air. "Disappointing," he sneered and curled his lip.
"Please, sir! The two main ingredients are powdered moonstone and syrup of hellebore. Hellebore is actually quite poisonous which is ironic for such a potion-"
"Can you manage to get it through that pregnant head of yours Miss Granger? I want to shove a Silencing Potion down your throat every time you open your mouth. You are insufferable and I shall no longer be tolerating your goody-two-shoes ways."
Hermione remained silent but turned a deep shade of plum. Snape took satisfaction as Ron furiously opened his mouth. Snape held up a hand.
"Uh uh, Weasley. I don't want to hear your complaints."
Snape flushed with contentment as Ron closed his mouth and gave his Potions teacher a menacing glare. Smiling to himself, he tapped the blackboard with his word and the instructions suddenly appeared, in his own handwriting.
"You have fifty minutes."
The dungeons room remained silent as the Gryffindors and Slytherins got out their ingredients from the store cupboard. Hermione took it all back to her desk and, still fuming from Snape's remarks, started to boil the water in her cauldron. After fifteen minutes of her harshly throwing in the required ingredients without barely checking if she was measuring them right, an enchanted paper airplane hit her on the back of her head. She chose to ignore it and left it on the floor as Snape was coming around to check on their progress.
After he had made his rounds, the paper airplane hit her on the back of her head again. Grumbling, she held her stomach as she bent down to retrieve it. Making sure that everyone was preoccupied with their potions, she opened it and read;
I know your secret. I know that you're hiding out in the boy's dormitories! Boy, is McGonagall gunna be maaad when she finds out! =)
Hermione gasped and scrunched up the paper in her hand. Her eyes darted on the room, trying to find the culprit. But everyone was busy with their potions and no one was glancing in her direction. She bit her lip and stirred her Draught of Peace, waiting for it to turn the right colour. She would find out who the person was and then she'd flay them within an inch of their life. She wasn't going to get a detention for this.
xox
Later that night at dinner, Hermione showed Harry the note. He was halfway through his Sheppard's pie but forgot about it when he read it.
"What the eff!" He cried out. "Ron, look at this."
Curious, Ron took the note off Harry. With each word he read his eyes grew wider and wider. He threw the paper down, furious.
"What kind of asshole would do this!" He demanded to know. Hermione shook her head and stared at her lap.
"McGongall's gonna be so disappointed in me! If people find out then they'll think I'm even more of a slut than I already am!"
"Hey!" Harry grabbed both of Hermione's wrists and locked her arms together. "Don't you ever think, for one minute, that you're a slut. Hermione, you're not! You're smart and funny and beautiful and-" he broke off, realizing what he had just said. Hermione's eyelids fluttered as she blinked rapidly.
"You think I'm beautiful?" She whispered shyly. Harry cocked his head to the side and grinned.
"Who could think that you're not?"
Hermione broke out into a big, toothy smile. "Harry, you really know all the right things to say."
Ron grimaced at the exchange going on between his two best friends. He hated being jealous all the time. He deserved Hermione. Didn't she remember that they shared a moment together last night? Didn't she remember that he told her that he loved her? Didn't she...wait a minute! Why was Lavender Brown glaring at Hermione? Weren't they supposed to be semi-friends?
And then it hit him.
"That bitch!"
Everyone is ear shot turned around to see who had just yelled out. Blushing furiously, Ron slunk low in his seat and scratched the back of his neck.
"Something the matter, Ron?" Hermione asked, concerned.
Yes, just the fact that you're having Draco Malfoy's baby whom I've hated ever since I laid eyes on him. You also know that I'm crazy in love with you but don't even fucking care. That's what's the matter!
But of course he didn't say that out loud. Instead, he just gave her a forced smile and shook his head.
After a few more bites of his Shephard's pie, he looked up at the Slytherin table, searching for the familiar pointed face. It wasn't there. Oh, wait, yes it was. He was planted in the middle of his two cronies, picking at his food and stabbing his fork into his pie over and over again. Ron frowned. He had never seen Malfoy look so...depressed. He watched as Draco gave a dejected sigh and then look up, his gray eyes landing straight on Hermione. He just stared at her, his expression never-changing. Hermione was laughing and talking loudly with Harry and Ginny. God, Ron thought as he propped his elbow up on the table and leaned his face on his hand, I never thought I'd admit it to myself but...maybe Malfoy actually cares about Hermione. Why wouldn't he? She is so beautiful.
"Ron!"
"Wh-?"
He looked around, startled. Lavender Brown was tapping his arm. He frowned at her.
"I was saying are you finished with your pie? Because if you are I'll have the rest of it."
Ron heaved himself up and flung his arms around his plate. "Are you out of your mushy lipgloss mind? RONALD DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!"
And with that, he got up, picked his plate up, gave a menacing glare to everyone who was staring at him and stalked out of the hall.
Lavender stared after him, wide-eyed. "What did I say!"
xox
The door to the girl's dormitory slammed open and Pavarti Patil stormed in to find her roommate Lavender Brown sitting on her bed, painting her toenails mauve. Lavender shrieked and dropped the nail polish wand so that the paint splattered all over her foot.
"Great, Pav! Look at what you did!"
"We have got to have a DNM!"
"I'm busy but."
"Be busy later!"
Pavarti sat down Indian-style on the bed across from Lavender. Lavender sighed and screwed the lid on her nail polish back up.
"Okay, what's up?"
"Hermione! That's what's up!"
"What about Hermione?"
"She's sleeping in the boy's dormitory!"
"No, she's not! She's living with Malfoy, remember?"
"No, seriously she is! I heard it off Ginny!"
"Who did Ginny hear it off?"
"Dunno but can you believe that? First Hermione has sex with Draco Malfoy of all people, then she gets pregnant by Draco Malfoy of all people, then she lives with Draco Malfoy of all people and now she's sleeping with five other boys!"
"Sleeping as in...having sex with them?"
Pavarti's eyes widened at that thought. "You know what, I wouldn't be surprised! Ron would do it with her in a heartbeat! Harry...maybe if he was drunk and out of sympathy. Seamus would definetly if he was given the chance. I'm not so sure about Dean or Neville though."
"Wow! But I'm not sure I like the idea of Hermione having sex with those three. I mean, I've gotta a bit of a soft spot for Ron after all..."
"I thought you were still keen on Seamus?"
"Well, yes but...there's just something about Ron that makes my heart go wild every time I see him!"
Pavarti grinned as Lavender squealed and hugged a red velvet pillow to her chest. "He's pretty cute, I must say but I still don't like what he did to my sister at the Yule Ball!"
"Oh, Lav that was forever ago! Padma doesn't even like him! So, what about Harry? D'ya fancy him?'
"I think I do. I mean, he's the hero after all! Who wouldn't like him?"
Pavarti laid down next to Lavender and put her head on her shoulder. "Maybe I should ask him out? He's bound to say yes, after all I was his date to the ball. He probably likes me."
"I hope so. Maybe I could ask Ron out as well?"
"Yes! Okay, we'll ask them on Saturday."
xoxo
A/N: This is when Ginny heard about Hermione sleeping in the boy's dormitory.
"Homework is completed!" Ginny laid back in one of the best armchairs in the Gryffindor Common Room, the ones right by the fire. It was so warm and cosy that there was always a scuffle every night to get it.
The fire was blazing and it felt amazing on her frozen face. She had just come back from Quidditch practice and it had been snowing for a good half hour before Angelina Johnson, the captain of the Gryffindor team, let them back inside.
Suddenly she felt something light tickling her nose. She opened her eyes to see her brother Fred standing over her, brushing his quill over her face.
"What do you want?"
Fred bounded over and sat down on her lap. "OI! Gerrof!"
"Not likely, lil sis." Fred grabbed her in a headlock and scruffed her hair until it was a big poof.
"I hate you Fred."
"And I love you Ginerva. And now, I've got something to share with you."
"I'm not eating another one of those Nosebleed Nougats!"
"I said share, not scare. You should really get your hearing checked out, Gin."
"Fine," Ginny grumbled. "What is it that you want to share with me."
"I heard a little rumour about our Hermione. And our little Ronniekins."
"Fred, we all know that Ron likes Hermione. In fact, the whole school knows!"
"Stop being so angsty and listen. George heard off Alicia that Hermione was sleeping in the boy's dormitory last night!"
Ginny's eyes widened and she sat up so fast that Fred fell off her lap and landed on the floor. "Are you serious? Hermione? She would never break the rules!"
"Well we all thought she wouldn't like Malfoy but obviously we were proven wrong."
"How does Alicia know?"
"She heard it off somone in Ravenclaw."
"Wait! How would someone in Ravenclaw know?"
Fred hesistated as he realized. "I don't know! Maybe someone from Gryffindor told them?"
"Or maybe someone from Ravenclaw was in the tower last night?"
Fred fidgeted on the ground and then sat up on his knees. "You don't really think so? How would they get the password?"
"No idea, but we gotta find out about this. Ask Alicia which Ravenclaw she heard it from. Hermione is not getting into anymore trouble.
xox
Even though the Great Hall was nearly empty, Alicia sat at the Gryffindor table alone, twirling her now cold spaghetti on her fork, making no attempt to finish off her plate. She had been feeling down lately and needed some silence. Just as she thought that she'd head up to the libary to study, she heard the clattering sound of running footsteps. She peeked her head out into the entrance hall and saw one of the Weasley twins coming down the marble staircase.
"Hey," she called out.
He skidded to a halt when he heard her voice.
"Alicia!" She recognized the voice to be Fred's. "I've been looking all over for you."
Alicia's heart skipped a beat. She had had a crush on Fred since the beginning of the school year and she would go dangerously shy whenever he was in a 50 metre radius from her.
"Oh r-really?"
"Yeah, I just wanted to ask you something. You know how today you told George that you heard off someone from Ravenclaw that Hermione was sleeping in the boy's dormitory last night?"
"Yeah?" Alicia couldn't help feeling disappointed. She thought that he might wanted to have asked her something else...
"Well, which Ravenclaw was it?"
"Oh, um I don't actually know her name. I just overheard her talking about it in the library. She has curly reddish-blonde hair and I think she's in the sixth year. Do you know who I'm talking about?"
"I might've seen her around somewhere. I can't picture her face."
"It's okay, I'll found out some more information on her and then I'll get back to you."
"Thanks Leesh, you're the best." He swiftly kissed her on the cheek and rushed back up the stairs. Alicia pressed a fingertip to the spot where he had kissed her and a shiver of good tingles ran up her spine. Man, I love that boy.
xoxo
"Five more mintues," Madam Pince the libarian called out to the remaining students. She blew out another candle and headed off to the Restricted Section to make sure none of those pests were lurking near it.
Marietta Edgecomb sighed as she slammed shut the heavy book she had been reading, earning herself a glare from Madam Pince across the room. She gave her a guilty smile and started to pack up her things.
"You!" She heard an accusing voice. She looked up and saw a tall blonde girl from Gryffindor glaring down at her.
"Can I help you?"
"You certainly can."
The girl pulled a chair over next to Marietta and sat down. Marietta felt as though she was about to be interrogated and gulped at the thought.
"Today at lunch I overheard you and some of your friends talking about Hermione Granger and the fact that she had been sleeping in the boy's dormitory last night."
Marietta grabbed her bag and tried to make a run for it but Alicia cried out "Expelliarmus!" and her bag fell out of her arms, the contents spilling everywhere. She rushed to pick them all up, feeling Alicia's eyes on her back. She sat back down but pulled her chair away as far away from Alicia as she could without her noticing.
"What's your name?" Alicia suddenly snapped.
"Mari-Marietta Edgecomb."
"Uh-huh. And Marietta, how exactly did you know about this when you aren't even in Gryffindor?"
"I, uh, heard it off one of the girls in Gryffindor."
"Which one?"
"Uh, the...tall one?"
"Nice try." Alicia leant forward and stared directly into Marietta's eyes. She could always spot a lier.
"Now Marietta, I want you to try again. Who did you hear this off?"
Marietta knew that there was no escaping. She closed her eyes and sighed. "Okay, fine. If you really must know I heard it off Cho Chang."
Alicia raised an eyebrow. "Cho Chang? Now tell me...was Cho Chang in the Gryffindor dormitory last night?"
"I'm not telling you anything," Marietta said stubbornly. But she had said the wrong thing. Quick as a cat, Alicia had whipped out her wand and pointed it directly in between Marietta's eyes. She gasped and cowered back.
"Well?"
"Okay, fine she was!"
Alicia withdrew her wand but kept a firm grip on the shaking girl's wrist. "Tell me everything. How did she get in there and what was she doing?"
"She...she likes Harry Potter and she wanted to ask him out. But yesterday in Hogsmeade she overheard him saying to Hermione Granger that he could stay in the boy's dormitory and she got...well really jealous! And when Cho gets emotional, you know that it's gonna be big! So she...she confunded one of the Gryffindors to let her into the Common Room without anyone noticing. And then she snuck up to the fifth-year boys dorms and she said that she saw Harry and Hermione kissing...And that's all I know."
Alicia had not been expecting to hear that.
xox
"I don't understand, " Harry glared up at Alicia. "Why would you think that I kissed Hermione?"
"That's what Marietta Edgecomb told me."
"Who?"
"That girl in Ravenclaw who's friends with Cho Chang."
"Okay, just walk me through it.
"Last night, Cho snuck up to your room and reckons she saw you and Hermione kissing. She confunded one of the Gryffindors, that's how she got in."
"W-wait! Why would do that!"
"Because she likes you and overheard you in Hogsmeade yesterday telling Hermione you could sleep there."
"But we didn't kiss! I'm sorry, but Cho must've have seen her kissing someone else...Ron! It had to have been Ron, I mean he's absolutely crazy about her! It was Ron!"
At that moment, Ron stepped into the Gryffindor Common Room. Alicia waved him over.
"What's up?"
"Nothing, besides you."
Ron glared at Harry and hit his arm. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"Were you kissing Hermione last night?"
"Wh-what? No!"
Alicia and Harry simultaneously arched their eyebrows and Ron sighed.
"Yes...but how did anyone know that?"
"It's a long story. But we know who sent Hermione that letter. And we've gotta stop her before she McGonagall finds out.
xox
"Is this true? Is Hermione Granger really sleeping in the boy's dormitory?" Professor McGonagall gave Cho Chang an accusing glare. Cho sniffled and wipd the tears from the corner of her eyes."
"Uh-huh. I mean, it's just so upsetting. Poor Hermione is in enough trouble as it is. I just thought that you need to know, just in case anything happens."
McGonagall studied the sobbing Ravenclaw, trying to decide whether or not she was lying when the door burst open and in came a group of students, all panting with their hair in disarry.
"What is the meaning of this?" She stood up tall and straight and glared down upon all of them. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Pavarti Patil, Lavender Brown, Fred Weasley, Alicia Spinnet and Marietta Edgecomb were all standing in front of her desk.
"Professor, we have to tell you something!"
And so the seven Gryffindors and one Ravenclaw launched into the story of how Draco and Hermione had been fighting and that Harry had offered her a place to stay and how Hermione had received an anonymous letter in Potions and how Alicia had overheard from Marietta and had told Fred who had told Ginny who had told Pavarti who had told Lavender that Hermione was in the boy's dorms and that Cho Chang had managed to sneak into Gryffindor Tower and she thought that she had seen Harry and Hermione kissing but she had really seen Ron and Hermione. When they were done, McGonagall pulled out a red silk handkerchief and wiped her forehead.
"Well, this is...certainly very interesting. Miss Chang if these accusations are correct and you were in another house and threatening a fellow student and I must take fifty points away from Ravenclaw and Professor Flitwick will be informed of this. He will say fit to how you will be punished. You may go."
As soon as an angry Cho had left, McGonagall casually flicked her wand over everyone's heads and made the door slam shut so they wouldn't be overheard.
"Normally I'd be furious to hear that a girl has been sleeping in the boys dorms but...I suppose I have to make an exception for Miss Granger. But please, warn her that if she does want to have a break from Mr. Malfoy then she'll be staying in the girl's dorms. Do I make myself clear?"
They all nodded.
"Good...you may leave."
xox
"And that's that." Ron had just finished telling Hermione everything.
"I still can't believe Cho would do that," Harry murmured.
"That sneaky little bitch!" Hermione cried out. "Oh, I'm so gonna get her back!"
"Don't Hermione! Please, she's not worth it."
Ron ran a hand through his hair and nudged Harry.
"Oh, yeah and we gotta tell you...you have to go back to live with Draco. He's cooled down now and I think you'll just make the situation worse if you don't go back and sort things out."
Hermione nodded her head. "You're right, you're absolutely right. God this was all so stupid. Okay, I'll go right now."
She left without saying another word. Harry turned to Ron.
"I'm sorry, man."
"It's okay. I don't know what I was thinking...I can't have her. No matter how much I want her I just can't have her."
Hermione stopped in front of the portrait of the two giggling girls that protected the entrance to her home with Draco.
"Finicky doctrinaire," she declared. The portrait opened and she stepped inside. God, she hoped that Draco was home.
She heard a funny noise, a cross between a strangled sob and a squeal. She hurried into the living room, where the sound was coming from.
"Draco!"
A/N: I'M SORRY WAS SO CONFUSING AND MADE NO SENSE! IT WAS JUST A FILLER! NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE BETTER, PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE! PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW, I WOULD REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE AT LEAST TWENTY MORE REVIEWS BEFORE I PUT UP THE NEXT CHAPTER. PLEASE! :) LOVE YOU ALL 3
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