AN2: My OpenOffice automatically corrected it to "the" every time I wrote "teh" and that is not tolerable in a work so silly as this. So it's re-uploaded and fixed, with proper incorrect spelling. Enjoy.

AN: I find it ironic that my first multi-chapteral fic is in Lolkitteh—definitely not what I imagined, but fun. Thank you to all my reviewers, whether favorable or not. For all who don't enjoy this kind of humor in large doses, I hope to be posting a more thoughtful, Christmas-themed fic soon. And to my flamer, Anonycat: OK. Thank you. Goodbye.

O hai, Calyn! U iz not dedded. Nd I'z not reezon u'z inakksessble. I haz a happi. A yiddle one. I can haz ur email, pws? Kthx.

Dis iz prt 2 of stori, wif gushifuds for WillowDryad. And fur Calyn. Her is gud kitteh, and peepul shud be nise to hers and not say #FAIL like Ed kitteh. Kthx?

Disclaymed.

Luci has a sad bcuz Ed said, "#FAIL" and no wuz nise. Nd dey had dinner wif teh drai kitteh fud and no toona and no cheezeburgerz, bcuz wen ur daddi's dad wuz teh little kitteh, der no wuz cheezeburgerz, bcuz teh soldjers gotz dem for teh war gainst teh ebil Basement Cat Minion and hiz armeez kittehs. So der wuz no cheezeburgers. Rly.

But Luci thot, "Wintr land wuz der. It wuz. Rly!1one!" So she wented to hole fur cloz and jumpd in leik "Geronimo!" But Ed kitteh (he wuz black kitteh nd meen) seed her and thot wudz givz him a happi to go sai "#FAIL" again. So he jumpd in too, vwy, vewy kwiet.

Nd wen he gotted thru teh cloz and stufz, der waz wintr land! Nd sno and treez and stufs! And flashlite on stik so kittehs cud see, eben tho kittehs kan see in dark too. And Ed sed, "Weerd." Den Ed kitteh herd sownd leik lotz of kitteh bels. Nd dere wuz big sled wif itteh bitteh kitteh minyun and ebil Cat Woman. But Ed diddent kno dis. He thot Wite Cat Woman wuz pritty and kewl, and he sed, "O hai!" But cat woman just satted der all kewl and lookded at himz and wuz laik, "R u a kitteh?" nd he sed yes.

So cat woman sed, "Cum sit wif me." So he did. And cat woman gived him teh gushifuds and he eated dem all up and putted dem in hiz tummy. Nom nom nom. But cat woman no eated teh gushifuds, cuz dey had TEH CATNIPZ inz dem. But Ed diddent kno diz, and he hadz a happi, cuz teh catnipz givez u teh happiz. Srsly.

Nd cat woman sez, "Wer didz u cum frum?" So him sez "Frum hole wer durty cloz goz. Nd I haz a brudder and 2 sisteh kittehs, and Luci kitteh caimed firsteth."

So cat woman sez, "4 kittehs? Rly?" and he sez, "Srsly," and she finks "O NOES" but she sez "Kewl." And Ed kitteh sez, "I can haz moar gushifuds?" and she sez, "Can haz. If u bringz me ur fambly kittehs, den u can haz. Nd I wilz makez u teh boss kitteh, too."

Nd he goes all liekz, "No wai! Rly?" and shez liekz, "Ya rly. Furst u bringz me teh fambly." And Ed kitteh sez "W00t!1! Kthx!"

Cat woman sez, "Kthxbai," but Ed sez, "Can haz moar gushifuds nao?" and she sez "NO CAN HAZ NAO. L8r." And she driveded waz on her sled wif teh kitteh bels.

Den Luci kitteh caim up thru sno and stuff, wif invisibul coat. Her hadz a happi cuz seed gote-kitteh again, and cuz Ed wuz der too. "O hai!" she sed. "U gotted in, too! See teh sno and stuf? Dat's cuz ebil basement cat woman is in teh Narnya, making teh wintr."

Ed no feelz gud, bcuz he thotted cat woman awsum, but maybee no iz awsum. And he iz havng teh catnipz withdrawlz. Iz no fun.

So dey goz homz.

AN: Plz to revoo? Kthx!