AN: This now has a third as many reviews as my previously most-reviewed story. Thank you all! I'm really glad you're enjoying it. I am too, though I can't do it every day for fear of ODing on exclamation points and/or catpital letters and forgetting how to spell. But here's another update for you all, and please keep the feedback coming! I live off'n it, y'know.

Y shud I disclaym it? I'z not uzin any nayms annywun knos.

O hai. Dis iz prt 3 of stori, wif gurl cloz fur Laura Andrews. And fur WillowDryad. (A dryad kitteh iz kitteh hoo livez in tree).

So Luci runned to Petr (he wuz orange stripeh kitteh) and Susie Q. (she wuz wite nd black liek Siamese kitteh) and sezd, "Wintr land iz REALZ! Nd Ed wented too!" And dey sedded, "O rly?"

But Ed sed, "Hahaha! JK!" cuz he wuz meen and hadz a mad.

So Luci haz a sad 'gain.

But Petr and Susie Q. thot maibe Luci no hadz a san-i-tee. So dey wented to Vewy Old Teecher Cat and sedzd, "Luci sez, fownd wintr land in hole fur cloz. Can haz u tell her no iz reel? Cuz IZ NOT!" But Teecher Cat sed, "Iz Luci lying basement kitteh?" And dey sed, "noes," and he sed, "Y u rowwied? Iz gud."

Nd dey sed, "But wintr land NO WUZ DERE!" and Teecher Cat sed, "O rly? U can plz to mind own bukkits? Kthxbai." So dat wuz dat, and dey all minded own bukkits, and no wented bai teh durty cloz hole. But den wun dai, teh SCARY HOUSEKEEPEH KITTEH OF DOOM!1one! And dey runnd to hyde, and dey all fell downd teh cloz hole, and wuz liekz "NO CAN SEE," cuz of cloz and stufs, or maybe wuz sno. And dey were in teh wintr land!

So Petr hisst at Ed fur beeng meen to Luci kitteh. Nao Ed haz a big mad. And Susie Q. sed dey shud bar-ro cloz frum pyle, to be warmz in sno, but der wuz JUS GURL CLOZ! Nd dey wuz all lacee and silkee, nd Ed sed, "No WAIZ!" nd Petr sed dey wuzzent go'ng to. Cuz dey wuz kittehs wif lots of furz.

So der wuz lite on stik and sno and stufs, and Luci tuk dem to see teh gote-kitteh. But gote-kitteh no wuz der, bcuz of evul basement cat woman, hoo wuz vewy, vewy evul and hadz a big mad, and 'rested him fur beeng nise to Luci kitteh.

So dey wented to see beevehs instead, cuz dey wuz hongree, and dey had dinner wif no cheezeburgerz, but FISHEEZ! And MILKS! W00t! Nom nom nom. Den dey sedded, "Wer iz nise gote-kitteh?" and Mr. B. sed, "Ooo. Iz no gud. He iz in catsl, beeng teh lawn dekarashun."

Nd Luci wuz liek "No rly?" and he sed "Ya rly," and dey wuz all lyk, "O NOES!"

But Mr. B. sed, "Iz wil bee OK, bcuz Big Cat iz heer, nd he DOES NOT WANT teh evul basement cat woman heer." Diz gabez Petr and Susie Q and Luci happiz, but it no givd black kitteh Ed a happi. No. Ed runnd wai.

Revoo? Kthx!