AN: I was quite surprised that this was so popular, though I suppose it shouldn't be so shocking. I have more reviews here (twice as many) as anywhere else, and people have started pestering me for an update. So, here it is, folks. We might see more of these kittehs in January, after I get back into Good Writing, and I hope we do, but I really don't have any more of this written and I would appreciate suggestions. Like WillowDryad's lovely suggestion, which has become the title of this chapter.

This is disclaimed.

O hai. Dis is prt 4 of stori, fur Rose and Psyche. Cuz I hasnted dedddicayted annyting to her. :-)

Wen dey seed Ed had runnd way, dey said "O NOES!" Nd Mr B sed, "He if wif teh basement cat woman. In her catsle, beeng evul. We muss go seez Big Cat."

So dey wented, bcuz Big Cat DID NOT WANT evul basement cat woman in Narnya, makng it wintr land. And wile dey wented, all teh sno went melty and bai-by! Nd dey sed, "O wao! Y iz sno gon?"

Nd Mr B sed "Awsum! Big Cat is in cat woman's wintr land, making it NO WINTR!11! Elebenty!" So dey wuz all like "W00t!" Big Cat iz like Ceiling Cat, but he iz lello, wif big long furz rownd hiz fase, and he iz son of teh Big Cat King over oshun. No one seez teh Big Cat King, cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT wetfurz. (But many yrs layter, King Catspan wentd on big bote over oshun, but he diddent see teh Big Cat King eetehr.)

So dey wented to Big Cat. He sitted on a hill wif teh itteh bitteh kitteh committeh. Nd der wuz moar gote-kittehs, and neigh-man (and big neigh-man naymed "Oreos"), and tree-kittehs, and teh kittehs hoo livz in teh waterz (cuz der iz sum kittehs hoo LIKEZ watr) and teh big kittehs and teh big burds, but teh kittehs no eated teh burds, cuz dey wuz vewy, vewy big burds.

And dey sedded to Big Cat, "O hai Big Cat. Can u plz to help? Mr Gote-kitteh iz in catsl, beeng lawn deckarashun, 'nd Ed is in catsl wif cat woman, beeng evul, and we haz big sadz."

Big Cat sez, "Ooo. I haz a sad nao, too. I iz going to helpz, but, iz hard."

Den one of teh evul cat woman's big bad dogs tried to eated Susie Q and Lucy, but Petr maked him dedded, and dey all had cheezeburgerz! fur teh dinnerz.

But meenwile, teh Ed kitteh wented to cat woman, wen der wuz stil lots of sno, and Ed thotted, "Wen I iz teh Boss Kitteh, I willz get teh monorail kittehs. And INVISABUL BICYCLES!"

So he gotted to cat woman, and sedz, "Fambly kittehs r at Beeber hows. I can haz moar gushifuds nao?"

But evul cat woman wuz evul. She sedded "NO CAN HAZ!" and gibd him soggeh drai kitteh fud. So he no had a happi.