Teh Lolkittehs of Narnya

by OldFashionedGirl95

In which an itteh bitteh kitteh named Luci falls down a laundry chute and finds sno and cheezeburgerz. Language: LOLkitteh. You have been warned. COMPLETED.

6. Biggur Sadz Bfoar Teh Dawn

AN: Gentle Readers, I do shirk my appointed duties and the tasks given me in writing this account. I beg of you not to withhold your favor from me, an I not continue speedily, but to bear patiently with me, as the Holy Apostle James doth instruct us, and I vow in the sight of all large felines, that, be it early or late, that I shall complete the tale of the cats before the sun completes its course in the heavens.

Disclaymdefied.

O HAI. Dis iz prt 6 of stori. Sorree fur all the caps. :-) Dis prt is fur . . . um. . . Rose and Syke, bcuz deddicayshuns iz fun. And msg to Calyn: IZ NAWT. Kthx, and revoo if u plz. Fanks. O, and I will gibz a cookeez to annywun hoo knoz why teh chapter nayme iz funnee.

Dey all had big sadz that night. Luci nd Susie Q. hided in bushes wile Big Cat wented to ebul cat woman. Nd she wuz all liek "MWAHAHAHA! Yoo haz been pwned!"

But he no sed anyfing.

So she tyded him ups wif big ropez nd cut off hiz yong furz and sed, "Nao I will be to makng yoo dedded, and tomorro I will be to be makng evverwun dedded, and all teh kittehs and evverfind, nd make Narnya MAH WINTR LAND FOR EVVER."

But he no sed anyfing.

And Susie Q. and Luci hided der fases in der paws. Wen dey lukd up, Big Cat wuz dedded nd ebul cat woman and all her basement kitteh minyuns wuz gonez.

Dey cryded. Lots. Iz wuz vewy, vewy, big sad. And dey sitted wif teh boddee of Big Cat. And yiddle mousez cummd, and Susie Q. went "MICEZ!" but Lui sed, "NOES! Don't be eateding dem! Dey iz gud micez!" So Susie Q. no eated teh mise, cuz Luci sed so, nd teh mousez eated teh big ropez. Teh basement cat wich woman had tyded dem rownd Big Cat, but teh gud yiddle mise nommed fru dem, nd Susie Q. nd Lui pushed tehm off.

And den dey cryded moar and moar, cuz, had ginormouses sadz.

But wuz cold, so teh kittehs gotz upped and wakked rownd wile sun wuz rizng. And dere wuz big shake! And lowd noyz! And teh rocks, liek, crakked!

And Luci sed, "O NOES DEY BE TAKNG HIZ BODDEE!"

Cuz Big Cat's boddee NO WUZ DERE and Luci wuz to be cryng 'gain, but DEN, THERE WUZ BIG CAT.

And he NO WUZ DEDDED!1!1! Elebenty! He wuz LIVE! So dey had big, big, vewy, vewy big happiz!

TEH YAYZ!